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PA comic: Friday Nov. 4, 2011 - Working Conditions
The Praetorian Guard of the Roman Empire figured this out, killed their emperor, and sold the empire to the highest bidder. Pretty smart those Romans.
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"Orkses never lose a battle. If we win we win, if we die we die fightin so it don't count. If we runs for it we don't die neither, cos we can come back for annuver go, see!".
Did anyone else read his dialogue in Sterling Archer's voice?
...I do now.
Archer's writers need to write a game. Like right now.
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Blake TDo you have enemies then?Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered Userregular
Unionize?
Thanks for cutting into my profits drake.
It is not as lucrative being a warlord as it once was.
You shoot everyone. Do you know how much my premiums would rise considering I have to pay life insurance on anyone who has ever seen you EVER.
I hire hundreds of people and share my wealth among my employees. You share your money with an old man and a girl you can't date for more than a month. You don't even spend money on new clothes or guns (which you steal from my company).
I have not played Uncharted, but I do not feel I need to.
You actually need to very much. Uncharted is easily one of the best game franchises of all time. Sure, lots of soulless henchman die, but I mean, come on! They don't have souls!
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Alfred J. Kwakis it because you were insultedwhen I insulted your hair?Registered Userregular
I rate this comic 8/10
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jackalFuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse.Registered Userregular
i created an account just to say that while ctrl-alt-delete is running its fucking 8th panel about about a dumbass penguin genius-thing, and vgcats has now become defunct, this is the one webcomic ive been able to rely on for several years, from grade school to high school to college. I don't know if those guys read these forums, but if they do, job fucking well done
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FramlingFaceHeadGeebs has bad ideas.Registered Userregular
Grade school?!
Jesus Christ, that makes me feel old.
you're = you are
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
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Alfred J. Kwakis it because you were insultedwhen I insulted your hair?Registered Userregular
PA is currently only two weeks shy of its 13 YEAR anniversary.
In other words:
A baby born on the day the first strip was posted would now be in 7th grade, have started puberty, and almost be a teenager.
EDIT: Sorry Tube.
Slightly more on-topic: in 1998, Naughty Dog (developers of Uncharted) were still working on their first successful property: Crash Bandicoot for the PS1.
The title confused me, I thought this was another Extra Credits thread.
I know, right? For a second there I was almost certain the thread title changed after I clicked it. Like, I remember reading Extra Credits in the title. Whatev.
Anyway, maybe the mercs have some sort of incentive system laid out? Like, the first time you kill Nathan Drake, you get a positive comment on your employee file. If you manage to kill Nathan Drake several times, you might be eligible for supervisor training. I'd run into a burning building for that.
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Also ancient caves in the uncharted universe apparently have autolighting torches.
Nathan Drake, Crusader for Social Justice!
(I would so play that)
"Orkses never lose a battle. If we win we win, if we die we die fightin so it don't count. If we runs for it we don't die neither, cos we can come back for annuver go, see!".
...I do now.
Archer's writers need to write a game. Like right now.
Thanks for cutting into my profits drake.
It is not as lucrative being a warlord as it once was.
You shoot everyone. Do you know how much my premiums would rise considering I have to pay life insurance on anyone who has ever seen you EVER.
I hire hundreds of people and share my wealth among my employees. You share your money with an old man and a girl you can't date for more than a month. You don't even spend money on new clothes or guns (which you steal from my company).
YOU Nathan Drake are the one percent.
Satans..... hints.....
kingworkscreative.com
kingworkscreative.blogspot.com
I have not played Uncharted, but I do not feel I need to.
Video game henchman unionizing? Thanks, Obama.
Hey Satan!
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Steam
You actually need to very much. Uncharted is easily one of the best game franchises of all time. Sure, lots of soulless henchman die, but I mean, come on! They don't have souls!
I rate this rating 7/10. Solid effort.
I rate these ratings "savage" and "carnivorous," but not necessarily in that order.
Jesus Christ, that makes me feel old.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
PA is currently only two weeks shy of its 13 YEAR anniversary.
In other words:
A baby born on the day the first strip was posted would now be in 7th grade, have started puberty, and almost be a teenager.
EDIT: Sorry Tube.
Slightly more on-topic: in 1998, Naughty Dog (developers of Uncharted) were still working on their first successful property: Crash Bandicoot for the PS1.
sure, 99% of his employees die...
some of them mere days after being hired...
in all kinds of extremely gruesome horrible ways..
but if you Obammunist libtards want to slap him with all kinds of job-killing safety regulations, then he'll just outsource his labor to China.
I know, right? For a second there I was almost certain the thread title changed after I clicked it. Like, I remember reading Extra Credits in the title. Whatev.
Anyway, maybe the mercs have some sort of incentive system laid out? Like, the first time you kill Nathan Drake, you get a positive comment on your employee file. If you manage to kill Nathan Drake several times, you might be eligible for supervisor training. I'd run into a burning building for that.
The BIG ONE THREE!
There's a part where you've gunned down all of his guards, and the only guys standing in your way are two warehouse workers.
I like the paragon dialogue in that scene.
Shepard: Now might be a good time to find another place to work.
Worker 1: Uh, good idea.
Worker 2: I never liked Fist anyway.
The end.
*ahem*
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLuEY6jN6gY
Gone are the halcyon days of a man in drag beating up old ladies in a montage to yakety sax.
That clip is 20 years old.
Gone are the halcyon days of a man in drag beating up old ladies in a montage to yakety sax.