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Three rules per film drinking game. First up HOOK

actoguyactoguy Registered User regular
edited November 2011 in Social Entropy++
Whenever I feel like getting totally hammered, I call up my buddies and put on a film or tv show. We all try to think of three rules we all will drink to. This started when we looked online for rules on a film and saw there were 43 rules to just one movie. After you've had a couple, you might not be able to remember them all and it ends up being a chore. After all... You only truly ever need three rules. Here are my three rules to HOOK. ( please put down the three rules you would have, I would love to see if there are any better for Hook.)

1st: Anytime someone says Peter or pan
2nd: Anytime someone says Smee

(this is the rule that will kill your liver)
3rd: Anytime someone says Hook. After his intro everyone will need a 30 minute break.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    This seems like a fun idea.

    Isn't there a list of drinking game rules somewhere just for Stephen King movies?

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  • actoguyactoguy Registered User regular
    Haha yeah there is. My favorite one is from the Nastalgia Critic. Every time the story takes place in Maine. Lol

  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    Me and my friends tried LOTR with "Frodo"

    we ended up rewind, play, rewind, play

  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    The last time I saw Hook, I was 6 or 7 years old.

    Last time I've played a drinking game with a movie, it was Clerks.
    1. Any time Dante declares that he shouldn't be there that day.
    2. Some other ones that I don't even remember because we got trashed pretty quick.

  • actoguyactoguy Registered User regular
    Oh my god Frodo would destroy you lol. That is great! I have yet to do one to any of the Lord of the Rings films but we are working our way down the list lol

  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Anytime there is a closeup of Boromir and he's totally thinking he should take the ring.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads they/themRegistered User regular
    edited November 2011
    godmode wrote:
    The last time I saw Hook, I was 6 or 7 years old.

    Last time I've played a drinking game with a movie, it was Clerks.
    1. Any time Dante declares that he shouldn't be there that day.
    2. Some other ones that I don't even remember because we got trashed pretty quick.

    2. Any time an unnamed character swears (so everybody except Dante, Randal, Jay, Silent Bob, and the girlfriend pretty much)

    3. Any time the film cuts abruptly to J&SB (generally this is done immediately after everyone loudly announces "JAY AND SILENT BOB!" *drinkdrinkdrink*)

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  • ToxTox I kill threads they/themRegistered User regular
    2 and 3 can pretty universally work for all of the first three of Kevin Smith's movies, incidentally. By Chasing Amy it's calming down, and for Dogma and Strike Back it doesn't really work (though you can reverse rule 3 by having it apply to Dante and/or Randal instead) By Clerks 2 you can go back to those 2.

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Tox wrote:
    godmode wrote:
    The last time I saw Hook, I was 6 or 7 years old.

    Last time I've played a drinking game with a movie, it was Clerks.
    1. Any time Dante declares that he shouldn't be there that day.
    2. Some other ones that I don't even remember because we got trashed pretty quick.

    2. Any time an unnamed character swears (so everybody except Dante, Randle, Jay, Silent Bob, and the girlfriend pretty much)

    3. Any time the film cuts abruptly to J&SB (generally this is done immediately after everyone loudly announces "JAY AND SILENT BOB!" *drinkdrinkdrink*)

    Haha, those are pretty good! I don't think anyone would make it past the hour mark sober, though. And some would surely be passed out by the end!

  • ToxTox I kill threads they/themRegistered User regular
    godmode wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    godmode wrote:
    The last time I saw Hook, I was 6 or 7 years old.

    Last time I've played a drinking game with a movie, it was Clerks.
    1. Any time Dante declares that he shouldn't be there that day.
    2. Some other ones that I don't even remember because we got trashed pretty quick.

    2. Any time an unnamed character swears (so everybody except Dante, Randle, Jay, Silent Bob, and the girlfriend pretty much)

    3. Any time the film cuts abruptly to J&SB (generally this is done immediately after everyone loudly announces "JAY AND SILENT BOB!" *drinkdrinkdrink*)

    Haha, those are pretty good! I don't think anyone would make it past the hour mark sober, though. And some would surely be passed out by the end!

    Yeah by the second half of the movie you're pretty much toasting and cheering J&SB's arrival on screen.

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    I am all about this. I love any of the Crocodile Dundee films.

    1. Any time he does something distinctly Australian.
    2. Any time he doesn't understand something distinctly American.
    3. Any time he pulls out/uses his knife.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads they/themRegistered User regular
    Zonugal wrote:
    I am all about this. I love any of the Crocodile Dundee films.

    1. Any time he does something distinctly Australian.
    2. Any time he doesn't understand something distinctly American.
    3. Any time he pulls out/uses his NOYF.

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Dammit Tox, I will not stand any criminal-based dialects!

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    my favorite drinking game is the philly local news drinking game

    everyone bets at what time they will talk about a fire

    however many minutes off you are, that is how long you have to drink for

    luckily there is always a fire in philly

    always

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    TLB, do you live in a war-zone?

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    yes because I am the punisher

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  • ToxTox I kill threads they/themRegistered User regular
    Batman & Robin only needs one rule. Mr Freeze puns

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  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    By far my favorite movie drinking game is Highlander. There can be only one rule. "Anytime someone draws their sword with the intent to do harm, take a shot".

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    I knew it!

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    tried to play a drinking game with watching avatar

    our rules were any time katara talks about hope, any time zuko mentions honor, and any time sokka has a plan

    halfway through the first episode we were realizing that they don't do all those things all that frequently so I started kind of pushing for things that weren't actually plans, to the point where we were drinking any time sokka used the future tense

  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    The Mask has some pretty good rules:

    1. Every time they say Ipkiss.
    2. Every time they say Mask.
    3. Every time someone does something cartoony/godly.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    the rambo 2008 drinking game

    one drink per round fired

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Oh, Tudors is one of the roughest shows to drink to as long as you:

    1. Drink every time a title is said ("king, lord, sir, excellency, ect...").
    2. Drink every time a country, region or piece of geography is said.

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    pokemon anime drinking game

    any time ash turns his cap backwards

    any time ash sounds bewildered

    any time there is cross dressing

  • Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    The first 3 seasons of The Office can be pretty awesome with "drink anytime you feel awkward" and "Chug anytime people are looking at eachother and it's awkward".

    No I don't.
  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Hullis wrote:
    pokemon anime drinking game

    any time ash turns his cap backwards

    any time ash sounds bewildered

    any time there is cross dressing

    I thought one of them might be every time a pokemon's name is mentioned or a pokemon says their own name.

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    pokemon anime drinking game

    any time ash turns his cap backwards

    any time ash sounds bewildered

    any time there is cross dressing

    I thought one of them might be every time a pokemon's name is mentioned or a pokemon says their own name.
    That is for pokemon masters

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    The Elite Four are Jack Daniels, Johnnie Walker, Jim Beam, and Sailor Jerry

  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Oh God, Sailor Jerry...

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    pokemon anime drinking game

    any time ash turns his cap backwards

    any time ash sounds bewildered

    any time there is cross dressing

    I thought one of them might be every time a pokemon's name is mentioned or a pokemon says their own name.

    alcohol poisoning before you're halfway through an episode

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote:
    Oh God, Sailor Jerry...

    he uses only grimers and muks

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    the thing drinking game:

    drink whenever you see the monster
    drink whenever wilford brimley talks
    drink whenever you see the hat

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    game of thrones: drink every time
    ned stark is a gullible dupe

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Snatch:
    1. Every-time Brad Pitt says something unintelligible.
    2. Every time the diamond changes possession.
    3. Every time you find out they they call a person their name/nickname.

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Hullis wrote:
    Zonugal wrote:
    Oh God, Sailor Jerry...

    he uses only grimers and muks

    Naturally.

    And obviously Mew & Mew-Two will have to be 151 or Everclear.

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  • TLHTLH Registered User regular
    Our paint dept made up a drinking game for the show we're working on. It was going to be a drink every time you see a set you know has a fuck up in it from paint dept. And a waterfall that lasts the entire time that set is on screen if you know it was your fuck up.

    By the time we'd made 3 or 4 episodes though, we started to realize this game would kill us all.

  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Skull Man wrote:
    game of thrones: drink every time
    ned stark is a gullible dupe

    I guess the finale's a good way to sober up at the end of the night

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    Skull Man wrote:
    Zonugal wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    pokemon anime drinking game

    any time ash turns his cap backwards

    any time ash sounds bewildered

    any time there is cross dressing

    I thought one of them might be every time a pokemon's name is mentioned or a pokemon says their own name.

    alcohol poisoning before you're halfway through an episode

    The true purpose of every drinking game.

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Die Hard drinking game

    every time someone doesn't have faith in john mcclane

    every time john mcclane makes light of his dire situation

    every time the odds are impossibly stacked against john mcclane

  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote:
    Hullis wrote:
    Zonugal wrote:
    Oh God, Sailor Jerry...

    he uses only grimers and muks

    Naturally.

    And obviously Mew & Mew-Two will have to be 151 or Everclear.

    i caught mewtwo seven times one night

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