In a move that I am describing as "I'm surprised it actually took this long for it to happen," Walden Media and Jennifer Lopez are supposedly currently working on a Carmen Sandiego movie. While it was originally thought that J. Lo would be portraying the famous character, right now they're saying that she's only attached to produce.
The general concept as it is described sounds kinda decent:
When the ACME agency’s greatest detective Carmen Sandiego becomes the world’s greatest thief, it’s up to her former partner to follow her clues and track her down. Their cat-and-mouse game leads the partner to confront a greater mystery: Is Carmen really a thief or a hero?
But since there really isn't any story in the games themselves, they kinda have free reign to do whatever they want. It'll probably be just a generic cop/thief movie that happens to have a known character in it.
I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy..
Doesn't a producer just run around delivering papers and getting coffee for people?
Production assistant.
yeah, a producer helps fund/facilitate a project and usually has some amount of say in the production, depending on how much they invest and what kind of person they are.
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ButtlordFornicusLord of Bondage and PainRegistered Userregular
Doesn't a producer just run around delivering papers and getting coffee for people?
Production assistant.
I think that's the credit my brother was given in Deep Impact.
Yeah, PA is the gofer-type guy who doesn't really do anything but make things easier for the people who do things. A producer puts up cash and is more involved in general direction of the movie.
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Garlic Breadi'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeableregular
J Lo would be a lot more relevant if she wasn't such a cunt, or slit.
A "slit"? I mean I know what you mean but I've never seen it put to use as a put-down. Raijin are you pioneering again?
I'm just paraphrasing a quote from the NFL thread where someone called J Lo a cunt, then I used slit because it makes Keith smile and one of my daily goals is to make Keith smile.
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Doesn't a producer just run around delivering papers and getting coffee for people?
Production assistant.
I think that's the credit my brother was given in Deep Impact.
Yeah, PA is the gofer-type guy who doesn't really do anything but make things easier for the people who do things. A producer puts up cash and is more involved in general direction of the movie.
He ran around delivering documents / blueprints / models between Dreamworks' offices and the Warner Bros (or was it Universal?) lot. I got to go with him once and it was rad. But yeah, he was a delivery boy.
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Garlic Breadi'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeableregular
J Lo would be a lot more relevant if she wasn't such a cunt, or slit.
A "slit"? I mean I know what you mean but I've never seen it put to use as a put-down. Raijin are you pioneering again?
I'm just paraphrasing a quote from the NFL thread where someone called J Lo a cunt, then I used slit because it makes Keith smile and one of my daily goals is to make Keith smile.
no no, slit makes me grimace
the other thing makes me smile
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ButtlordFornicusLord of Bondage and PainRegistered Userregular
J Lo would be a lot more relevant if she wasn't such a cunt, or slit.
A "slit"? I mean I know what you mean but I've never seen it put to use as a put-down. Raijin are you pioneering again?
I'm just paraphrasing a quote from the NFL thread where someone called J Lo a cunt, then I used slit because it makes Keith smile and one of my daily goals is to make Keith smile.
no no, slit makes me grimace
the other thing makes me smile
Penis?
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Garlic Breadi'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeableregular
J Lo would be a lot more relevant if she wasn't such a cunt, or slit.
A "slit"? I mean I know what you mean but I've never seen it put to use as a put-down. Raijin are you pioneering again?
I'm just paraphrasing a quote from the NFL thread where someone called J Lo a cunt, then I used slit because it makes Keith smile and one of my daily goals is to make Keith smile.
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Coran Attack!
Steam
for ninety minutes
I had that one on my Apple IIgs and played the hell out of it.
I loved it so damn much
Coran Attack!
But I loved the puns for criminal names
I just watched Crazy Stupid Love the other day
it was really good
I cried
This would be a solid casting decision.
I cry at basically every movie, yeah
Granted I've really only ever seen her in comedies. I want to watch The Help
I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy..
oh ok she's only producing
welp
I don't push you in the dirt and pull your pig tails because I hate you
Also, fuck yes, this better turn out to be good.
Also, PLAYER, C5 US TO CAIRO
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmnnnnnn
Production assistant.
she's a host on American Idol
she has a new album that hit #5 on the charts
and a hit song that hit #3 on the charts
she's pretty relevant
I think that's the credit my brother was given in Deep Impact.
yeah, a producer helps fund/facilitate a project and usually has some amount of say in the production, depending on how much they invest and what kind of person they are.
Yeah, PA is the gofer-type guy who doesn't really do anything but make things easier for the people who do things. A producer puts up cash and is more involved in general direction of the movie.
Dang. I just got credited for "fluffer"
Loved her in Friends with Benefits, if only a bit part.
That'd be great.
A "slit"? I mean I know what you mean but I've never seen it put to use as a put-down. Raijin are you pioneering again?
I'm just paraphrasing a quote from the NFL thread where someone called J Lo a cunt, then I used slit because it makes Keith smile and one of my daily goals is to make Keith smile.
He ran around delivering documents / blueprints / models between Dreamworks' offices and the Warner Bros (or was it Universal?) lot. I got to go with him once and it was rad. But yeah, he was a delivery boy.
no no, slit makes me grimace
the other thing makes me smile
Penis?
That's the one