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Dear Mom and Dad

b0bd0db0bd0d Registered User regular
edited February 2007 in Social Entropy++
I like you both. Because, you know, your job is to not let life kill me until I can fend for myself. Did a good job. Thanks.

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  • MarcoMarco Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    At least you parents aren't gay wrestlers.

    Marco on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    stab

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    you were saved by my post timer

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  • Big DookieBig Dookie Smells great! DownriverRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dear Mom and Dad,

    Thanks for never taking enough responsibility to save up money for my college, forcing me to take on a full time job while going to school and sending me into soul-crushing debt.

    Sincerely,
    The son the won't be paying for your nursing home

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    hello mudda hello fadda

    here i am at camp granada

    camp is very entertaining

    and they say we'll have fun if it stops raining

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  • MarcoMarco Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Fucking crybabies.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    dear mom and dad

    thanks for letting me make dumb mistake after dumb mistake
    learning the hard way is much more worthwhile than just being told

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dear Mom and Dad,

    Next time you decide to up and leave for Paris, fucking take me with you.

    <3,
    Yer boy

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dear Mom and Dad,

    Thanks for getting shot when I was five so that I COULD RULE THE NIGHT.

    Your son,

    Brucie.

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Dear Mom and Dad,

    Thanks for getting shot when I was five so that I COULD RULE THE NIGHT.

    Your son,

    Brucie.
    Oh God yes.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dear Mom and Dad,

    You are the biggest pussies ever. Go listen to some Simple Plan or whatever you emo Tattoine fucks listen to.

    Love,
    Luke and Leia

    P.S. Luke likes the new robot hand, but Dad you're still a putz.

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    SirToons wrote: »
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Dear Mom and Dad,

    Thanks for getting shot when I was five so that I COULD RULE THE NIGHT.

    Your son,

    Brucie.
    Oh God yes.

    It had to be done.

    Or at least someone had to do it before Jordyn got the chance.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dear Dad,

    Could you please stop asking mom to spend all of her dad's inheritance money? I kind of don't want to pay for your retirement.

    Sincerly,
    Penguin

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dear Mom and Dad

    I sometimes wish that we could still be together. I wish that I hadn't lost you the way I did. I wish that I hadn't been so foolish. I wish I was a little bit smarter, a little bit wiser. I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    rolo

    i think i love

    like, really really

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  • Big DookieBig Dookie Smells great! DownriverRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Rolo wrote: »
    Dear Mom and Dad

    I sometimes wish that we could still be together. I wish that I hadn't lost you the way I did. I wish that I hadn't been so foolish. I wish I was a little bit smarter, a little bit wiser. I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala.
    Oh man I was totally just singing this song in my head today. :^:

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dear Mom (fuck dad),

    I never meant to hurt you. But tonight I'm coming in the closest.

    Love,
    Marshall Mathers

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The Otaku Inquisition wrote: »
    Dear Mom (fuck dad),

    I never meant to hurt you. But tonight I'm coming in the closest.

    Love,
    Marshall Mathers

    I don't think that's




    You know what, I like it better this way

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    just go with it, green

    this works

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  • nohandsmcgeenohandsmcgee __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Dear mom and dad,

    Why couldnt you make it work?

    Peter.

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  • TardTard Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dear Dad,

    Can I get your Rigatoni Bake recipe?

    It's great.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dear Mom and Dad,

    Thanks for suffering silently with each other long enough for me to mature and go off to college before getting your divorce. I'm sorry you had to do that.

    Love,
    Sheri

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  • beefbeef Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Everyday is good for some Skee-Lo.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dear Dad,

    Fuck off. I saw how you treated Mom.

    Love,
    Duder.

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dear Mom and Dad,

    Thanks for being really fucking crazy throughout my early life but then getting sane when I got older.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dear Mom and Dad.
    Thanks for putting me in that spaceship and sending me to a planet of beings that look exactly like me.

    Sorry about the world blowing up and you dying though.

    Love
    Kal-L

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dear Mom and Dad,
    Thanks for trying to raise me like a good christian boy, but all it taught me was how to lie to you guys very well. Now I just hope you die soon so I don't have to keep the entirety of my life a secret from my family to avoid massive disappointment on your end. Also, thanks for spending all your money on college for the kids who got good grades, I wanted a laptop more than semi-permanent financial security anyway.
    Love,
    Your black sheep of a son.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    dear abby

    i am faced with the most difficult decision of my career. i believe the man jesus to be innocent of the charges against him. however, the priests and enemies of Jesus demand his death. because of my high office, it is in my power to free him; but if i do, i am very afraid I will lose my position. What should i do?

    pondering pontius

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    dear mom

    die in a busfire

    love mully

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited February 2007
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    wait

    tfs

    was that first line yelling at the paperclip guy?

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Dear Mom:

    Haha, fuck you, I am not using a comma to denote a "friendly letter"

    sincerely, tfs

    ps; i'm transgendered

    Oh trannies...

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited February 2007
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    ps; i'm transgendered

    Hehehe

    The best way to inform them.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dear Dad,

    Please stop being dead? I never got a chance to know you and you sounded like a really cool guy.

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  • JJJJ DailyStormer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oh, I thought I was in G&T and wondered what the fuck is this?

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  • b0bd0db0bd0d Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Dear Mom:

    Haha, fuck you, I am not using a comma to denote a "friendly letter"

    sincerely, tfs

    ps; i'm transgendered



    wait wait wait. what? Are you trapped in the wrong sex?

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dear Mom,

    Thank you for being strong.

    Dear Dad,

    Stop being a dick.

    Sincerely,
    Sara Lynn

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dear SE++,

    I could swear we had not one, but TWO threads full of parental angst/love less than 8 hours ago.

    Love,
    Your faggot son

    P.S. I am totally a queer

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