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Kids, no not the movie, we're talking the real deal
Quoththe RavenMiami, FL FOR REALRegistered Userregular
Some of us have kids, or are about to have them. Share your stories of adorable or supremely annoying things they have done. You can also post pictures if the mods are ok with it, no camwhoring yourself as a baby though, I don't wanna see your ugly mug.
Can having a slightly indirect relationship with a child count for this thread?
One time I was playing with my Godson, and he ran into a room where a modern art portrait of me my sister had done for school hung, and he ran out saying "It's a monster, it's scary!"
My friends are always bringing their kids down to my place and it's always fantastic fun. One of my friends' kids used to be quite sedentary, introverted and to be honest just big wusses. Now that they've been down to the farm a few times, we're always on a mission trying to get them to come inside for dinner. They're out riding motorbikes, fishing, feeding the animals and climbing trees. Basically doing fun stuff that kids ought to do. It makes me warm and fuzzy inside being part of getting them out of their shells
For now though, I enjoy my two younger cousins whom I rarely see but have fun with.
I was about to talk about my younger cousins and it occured to me that the eldest is 19 now.
Good god. I remember babysitting him while he laughed like a mad thing at Monty Python
Reminds me when I met one of HB's aunts. She couldn't believe she was 20 already, remembering the day she heard about the birth and telling all her 10 year old brothers and sisters who are now 30.
I still shudder when I recall talking with my brother's 9 year old step-son. We were playing Pokemon, and I was telling him about Red and Blue and when I first got them. And it hit me. He wasn't even born when they came out. I quietly walked out of the room and sat on the couch for a while after we finished our game.
I was over visiting my 4 year old cousin last weekend.
He was in the bath when I arrived, he ran into the sitting room and said 'hey everybody I'm naked' while laughing like crazy. Then he started to roll all over the ground laughing continuously and repeating that he was naked
BeastehTHAT WOULD NOTKILL DRACULARegistered Userregular
edited November 2011
haha hm yes hm pedophilia what a funny thing to imply
in other news:
my cousin's youngest just started running, her identical twin sisters are nearly 4 now and they are absolutely perfect (fluent in french, sassy as heck)
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One time I was playing with my Godson, and he ran into a room where a modern art portrait of me my sister had done for school hung, and he ran out saying "It's a monster, it's scary!"
sorry to be the one to break the news
The kid does not need to be yours
Though don't make this thread about bitching about how you just can't stand parents who don't know how to control their womb droppings
My kid pooped on me yesterday
His poop face is super serious
He knows he is doing god's work
How did he sneak shit on you then?
Weren't you looking at him through your viewfinder?
Satans..... hints.....
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
bit.ly/2XQM1ke
This is not a case of this isn't what it looks like. This is exactly what it looks like.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
bit.ly/2XQM1ke
For now though, I enjoy my two younger cousins whom I rarely see but have fun with.
I was about to talk about my younger cousins and it occured to me that the eldest is 19 now.
Good god. I remember babysitting him while he laughed like a mad thing at Monty Python
Reminds me when I met one of HB's aunts. She couldn't believe she was 20 already, remembering the day she heard about the birth and telling all her 10 year old brothers and sisters who are now 30.
I still shudder when I recall talking with my brother's 9 year old step-son. We were playing Pokemon, and I was telling him about Red and Blue and when I first got them. And it hit me. He wasn't even born when they came out. I quietly walked out of the room and sat on the couch for a while after we finished our game.
This is how he feels about all of you.
Super excited on his birthday. I'm guessing he is growling the word CHEESE really loud.
He was in the bath when I arrived, he ran into the sitting room and said 'hey everybody I'm naked' while laughing like crazy. Then he started to roll all over the ground laughing continuously and repeating that he was naked
My eldest cousin (that's younger than me) just turned 21
She's only 2 years younger than me but I've always thought of her as being like 6 years younger minimum
LOOK AT THEM
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuoMAyKjz78
gonna meet her tomorrow
excited about this...!!!
(i love kids so much)
hmmmm
in other news:
my cousin's youngest just started running, her identical twin sisters are nearly 4 now and they are absolutely perfect (fluent in french, sassy as heck)
This morning henry woke up in his convict pjs and decided it would be a great time to play with blocks.
Eeeeee! This sounds so excellent!
aaaaaahhh
This further reinforces my fear/excitement at the prospect of a new generation of forumers in a decade or so...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrNSjItTfes
3DS: 5241-1953-7031
You're still up for russian roulette later today, right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaOQEGpbujM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flcNU-0v8YQ
3DS: 5241-1953-7031
Excellent
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McRgkE_vgjU
I got a zebra for one neice and the tyranosaurus for the other.
Fuck that weird ladybug one. Creepy as shit.