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Republican [Debate] thread once again, now with less Jesus and more bombing foreigners

KanaKana Registered User regular
edited November 2011 in Debate and/or Discourse
No time for a cute OP this time, it's all the same republicans, standard format, and it's on CNN. Subject is homeland security / foreign policy.

stream: http://edition.cnn.com/video/flashLive/live.html?stream=stream1

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  • dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    http://edition.cnn.com/video/flashLive/live.html?stream=stream1

    link to the stream

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  • dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    Are you kidding me? A national anthem?

    why?

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  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    dbrock270 wrote:
    Are you kidding me? A national anthem?

    why?

    Even worse, he's flat

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Oh good, nice to see our sponsors of this debate are fair and balanced.

    Freaking CNN goofballs.

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  • dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    Does Rick Perry care anymore?

  • TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    Romney attempts joke in his opening statement. The audience is silent.

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    I'm Newt Gingrich and without me AMERICAN WILL DIE

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • Witch_Hunter_84Witch_Hunter_84 Registered User regular
    Gingrich changing the name of National Security to National Survival. Are we gonna die?

    If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten in your presence.
  • dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    Happy Thanksgiving! - Michelle Bachmann

  • BullioBullio Registered User regular
    Mitt Romney's first name is Mitt Romney?

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  • TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    And now, an old geezer in the audience pulls stats out of his ass.

  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    if you were batman and someone had bombs on two ships filled with people how would you go about finding the man with the controls?

  • Witch_Hunter_84Witch_Hunter_84 Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    You are innocent until proven guilty, or until anyone suspects you of having the capability of being a terrorist. For any reason. -Newt Gingrich (paraphrased)

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  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Newt Gingrich looks like he hates the idea of liberty.

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  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    And Bachmann takes a bunt. I don't think she really understands either guy's argument.

    wow Bachmann. Wow.

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  • dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    Bad actors?

    what?

  • dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    what the fuck is Bachmann talking about?

  • TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    Bachmann - "Human rights only apply to Americans (paraphrased)"

  • Witch_Hunter_84Witch_Hunter_84 Registered User regular
    I don't think Bachman knows what the ACLU is.

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  • dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    ....I can't

    fuck you.

  • dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    "I'm against the Patriot Act but I don't want to directly say I'm going to repeal it." - Huntsman

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    "Y'know people actually like us better when we're not trying to be as evil as possible"

    Unfortunately then he tries to throw out some sort of states rights sounding theory of terrorism-fighting.

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  • TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    Perry will secure America from terrorism by eliminating unions.

    wut

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    edited November 2011
    The only way to protect our country is by having our airline security run by the lowest bidder

    Yes, Obama, the guy who finally got Osama Bin Laden, is not adequately supporting international intelligence services.

    Waitwaitwait, did he just say we should get rid of uh, whats the term, present the body? Yes, yes he did.

    Profile all muslims. Great.

    Oh man, Ron Paul's on fire tonight.

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  • TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    So, so far Gingrich, Bachmann, and Romney have explicitly stated that only Americans get to have rights.

  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    santorum one upping them

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  • Witch_Hunter_84Witch_Hunter_84 Registered User regular
    Rick Perry- "This administration has failed at collecting evidence around the world."

    Oh my god, did no one tell him that the current administration tracked down and took out Bin Laden?

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  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Oooooh, the terrorists want to kill us all.

    Thanks Mr. Cain, that really clarifies things.

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    Privatize the TSA? Privatize terrorism investigation? What.

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  • BullioBullio Registered User regular
    Cain knows racial profiling is, like, illegal or something, right?

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  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Ron Paul's getting genuinely pissed off.

    Blitz... No, sorry, I mean Woof

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  • dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    Blitz

  • TubularLuggageTubularLuggage Registered User regular
    Bachmann's laugh it terrifying.

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Oh great, it's Fred Kagan

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  • Witch_Hunter_84Witch_Hunter_84 Registered User regular
    Oh god, Ron Paul is so unhappy with these people.

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  • dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    FUCK YOUR LAUGH BACHMANN I HATE YOUR FUCKING LAUGH

  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    No drones wont defeat terrorism

    I promise

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  • dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    NOPE

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