me, I just think about stuff like how tonight Megan Mullally was on a show I like and her ass looked fine that is how an attractive person ought to age.
At a fan thing for Children's Hospital, she asked how awesome the burn on her lips from Ron Swanson's epic mustache is.
Aaron is shitty at massages but so am I so it evens out
okay first i pretend the penis is a ketchup bottle
yeah
you get the goop out by smacking it on the right spot.
if that doesn't work, squeeze really hard.
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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Lap dances are hard. I accidentally kicked my ex in the head while attempting one.
Never again.
also unsatisfying unless I'm immediately going to have sex with the person giving me a lap dance
otherwise it's getting all worked up for no pay off.
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
Can anyone recommend an electric razor for under $40? I really don't want to put in batteries, and I'd like to try something with a foil instead of rotary blades.
Lap dances are hard. I accidentally kicked my ex in the head while attempting one.
Never again.
Which head?
The head on his shoulders.
I'm pretty sure he'd have pushed me off his lap if it had been the other one.
why were you kicking him in the head?
i mean, your feet don't need to be anywhere near his head while you're grinding on his junk...
unless...
was it the fabled upside down lap dance?
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
Can anyone recommend an electric razor for under $40? I really don't want to put in batteries, and I'd like to try something with a foil instead of rotary blades.
Can anyone recommend an electric razor for under $40? I really don't want to put in batteries, and I'd like to try something with a foil instead of rotary blades.
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Oh my god oh my god
okay first i pretend the penis is a ketchup bottle
Lap dances are hard. I accidentally kicked my ex in the head while attempting one.
Never again.
yeah
you get the goop out by smacking it on the right spot.
if that doesn't work, squeeze really hard.
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
Lap dances that don't end in blue balls are amazing.
Look I'm no expert but maybe don't do that and it will be fine.
Put the tip under super hot water, put the tip under your shirt and then twist as hard as you possibly can?
also unsatisfying unless I'm immediately going to have sex with the person giving me a lap dance
otherwise it's getting all worked up for no pay off.
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
I tried! I tried so hard to not kick him in the head. He was like "Look, I appreciate you attempting this but ...please stop you're hurting me"
he is like a child
Which head?
The head on his shoulders.
I'm pretty sure he'd have pushed me off his lap if it had been the other one.
Skippy that's your unborn son.
http://www.google.com/products/catalog?q=philips+bodygroom&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=shop&cid=2468541105592014748&sa=X&ei=TDPYTrSjMML50gGvveySBw&ved=0CGUQ8wIwBA
i've found the bodygroom for 40 before i think
why were you kicking him in the head?
i mean, your feet don't need to be anywhere near his head while you're grinding on his junk...
unless...
was it the fabled upside down lap dance?
"We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
Just don't lift your leg that high
or, wait, no, lift your leg that high sure why not but don't swing it at a face
leg up: good; leg face: bad.
haha
I was trying to turn in his lap by lifting my legs up and ...you know what I don't really remember what I was thinking.
I was 20.
....just send me the link to a strip class and we're good.
I already told Wash he's inspired me to take a pole dancing class.
Yeah they sell it for 40 at most Rite Aids
no shut up my son flows sick in the womb like wubwubwubwub
Best yeah yeah yeahs song hands down
TV on the radio did a cool cover of it too!
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Yes, only the problem is, is that I can't stop listening to that song.
if he wins i will fly to philly and throw a water ballloon at you
I don't know what my favorite YYYs song is. I kind of love them all.
But Turn Into is my favorite music video.
thanks Chu
will have to keep an eye on that
We just gotta bring it back from sad to sexy. Or find you a new song.
No no, both.
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
This is seriously the best post.
ed: reported for awesome