[Starcraft 2] "Why am I Terran?", "Uh, Ryan?"

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  • 815165815165 Registered User regular
    gunrun's voice

    like butter

  • SceptreSceptre Registered User regular
    Also me.

    I still remember that time where I came back to the game after not playing for a couple months. And you roach rush into Nydus all ined me.

    Such strong hate.

  • mEEksamEEksa Registered User regular
    It feels like he is staring into my soul.

  • LilnoobsLilnoobs Alpha Queue Registered User regular
    I could have sworn a caster earlier said White Ra vs Brat OK.

    But it's not White Ra.

  • KeamienKeamien Registered User regular
    Let's talk about every single TvP I ever play.

    I open greedy econ, I get one based and lose. They open greedy, hold off every attack of mine with forcefields.

    We both open greedy. I try my fucking damndest to drop harass and snipe tech and army trade for 10minutes. Protoss makes it to 3+ bases, I lose, or Protoss hits a 2base timing and I lose.

    The only times I win are when I blatantly cheese or they are so terrible that they have 2kminerals floating when I attack.

    Does anyone know how to tvp, because I am at a loss.

  • SceptreSceptre Registered User regular
    Man that red carpet would be SO DOPE if there were any audience at all.

  • KeamienKeamien Registered User regular
    Dimaga is kindof ripped

  • PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    Sceptre wrote:
    Man that red carpet would be SO DOPE if there were any audience at all.

    Instead its kinda awkward :/

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  • HozHoz Cool Cat Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Keamien wrote:
    Let's talk about every single TvP I ever play.

    I open greedy econ, I get one based and lose. They open greedy, hold off every attack of mine with forcefields.

    We both open greedy. I try my fucking damndest to drop harass and snipe tech and army trade for 10minutes. Protoss makes it to 3+ bases, I lose, or Protoss hits a 2base timing and I lose.

    The only times I win are when I blatantly cheese or they are so terrible that they have 2kminerals floating when I attack.

    Does anyone know how to tvp, because I am at a loss.
    Don't look at me, I get the same shit just one league lower. It feels like the only reason I'm not in silver league is because my TvT win rate is something crazy stupid like %85.

    Hoz on
  • LilnoobsLilnoobs Alpha Queue Registered User regular
    Yes. Casters I can get behind.

    Thank you MrBitter and dude with strong, indecipherable English. Thank you.

  • 3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Guys, I'm gonna be honest.

    As much as I'm not a huge NASL fan, seeing like 4 people in an arena designed to seat a lot and the fact that they clearly expected a lot, is really depressing me. I've always had a super big soft spot about, like, rejected kids who throw a birthday party and then no one comes, and this is exactly that.

    I have to go out anyway, I think I'm going to drink away the pain.

  • MMMigMMMig Registered User regular
    It'll get better during the weekend for sure.

    It's still business hours in PST.

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    wra
  • mEEksamEEksa Registered User regular
    I'll talk about every TvP game I ever play: I play greedy (either 1rax expo or gasless expo). I either get one based and hold and win or they play greedy and I win a macro game.* So, I guess I know how to play TvP?

    *(Obvious exaggeration in case you thought I was serious, but TvP has always been my best match-up).

  • LilnoobsLilnoobs Alpha Queue Registered User regular
    If you really care, you'll drunk-call NASL later.

  • GnomeTankGnomeTank What the what? Portland, OregonRegistered User regular
    3clipse wrote:
    Guys, I'm gonna be honest.

    As much as I'm not a huge NASL fan, seeing like 4 people in an arena designed to seat a lot and the fact that they clearly expected a lot, is really depressing me. I've always had a super big soft spot about, like, rejected kids who throw a birthday party and then no one comes, and this is exactly that.

    I have to go out anyway, I think I'm going to drink away the pain.

    I actually have a soft spot for the same thing...probably because I was that kid.

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    Oh c'mon FyreWulff, no one's gonna pay to visit Uranus.
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  • HozHoz Cool Cat Registered User regular
    mEEksa wrote:
    I'll talk about every TvP game I ever play: I play greedy (either 1rax expo or gasless expo). I either get one based and hold and win or they play greedy and I win a macro game.* So, I guess I know how to play TvP?

    *(Obvious exaggeration in case you thought I was serious, but TvP has always been my best match-up).
    Yeah, but what is the last time you played TvP on ladder?

  • KeamienKeamien Registered User regular
    Show me some replays Meeks. My macro isn't great, but I just feel that even if I try a timing attack where I cut workers for a big army gets me owned. Dem sentries man.

  • mEEksamEEksa Registered User regular
    Ugh, I haven't played this game in forever. If I end up playing a TvP I'll send you the replay.

  • Joe KJoe K Registered User regular
    ok, i need sc2 names.numbers from:

    hlprmnky/callow
    cantido
    tehmarken
    LoserForHireX

    and anyone else i missed that wanted in.

  • NylonathetepNylonathetep Registered User regular
    Dover's thread sucks.

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  • Joe KJoe K Registered User regular
    3clipse wrote:
    Guys, I'm gonna be honest.

    As much as I'm not a huge NASL fan, seeing like 4 people in an arena designed to seat a lot and the fact that they clearly expected a lot, is really depressing me. I've always had a super big soft spot about, like, rejected kids who throw a birthday party and then no one comes, and this is exactly that.

    I have to go out anyway, I think I'm going to drink away the pain.

    can you come home later and craft stars? we'll cast ya :-)

  • HozHoz Cool Cat Registered User regular
    mEEksa wrote:
    Ugh, I haven't played this game in forever. If I end up playing a TvP I'll send you the replay.
    If you want to find out how good you really are against each race, ladder enough to let your MMR settle then see how you're doing in each match-up.

  • PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Dimaga has no econ and no anti-air so Bratok could force a draw here right?
    ed
    Epic game (BratOk Dimaga G2)

    PantsB on
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  • chuckleberryfinnchuckleberryfinn Ireland Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Sceptre wrote:
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    Fuck you lot. Not joking.


    :)

    chuckleberryfinn on
    No Protoss players were underpowered during this post.
  • 815165815165 Registered User regular
    weeeeird game

  • PoolCuePoolCue Registered User regular
    that was a horrible game

    dimaga was trying to go for the broodlords but wasn't willing to offload the huge mineral bank he had for defense

    each of his hatcheries had so much larvae that he could spend to hold but he just chose not to use it

  • DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    Keamien wrote:
    Let's talk about every single TvP I ever play.

    I open greedy econ, I get one based and lose. They open greedy, hold off every attack of mine with forcefields.

    We both open greedy. I try my fucking damndest to drop harass and snipe tech and army trade for 10minutes. Protoss makes it to 3+ bases, I lose, or Protoss hits a 2base timing and I lose.

    The only times I win are when I blatantly cheese or they are so terrible that they have 2kminerals floating when I attack.

    Does anyone know how to tvp, because I am at a loss.

    Get faster upgrades.

    Seriously. That alone will win you infinity games.

  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    I don't quite understand why you would have someone with such a thick accent do casting.

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  • PoolCuePoolCue Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    holy shit klyka is posting in the thread again

    edit: what is with this double posting?

    edit2: and now it stopped the double post? what?

    PoolCue on
  • 815165815165 Registered User regular
    I've never had trouble understanding Rotterdam but maybe I'm more accustomed to Dutch accents. Loads of SEA people told me they could understand kellymilkies fine but I really struggled.

  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    PoolCue wrote:
    holy shit klyka is posting in the thread again

    edit: what is with this double posting?

    edit2: and now it stopped the double post? what?

    Am I....Am I a celebrity?

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  • MMMigMMMig Registered User regular
    You're a bigger celeb than TotalBiscuit right now

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    wra
  • chuckleberryfinnchuckleberryfinn Ireland Registered User regular
    Dhalphir wrote:
    Keamien wrote:
    Let's talk about every single TvP I ever play.

    I open greedy econ, I get one based and lose. They open greedy, hold off every attack of mine with forcefields.

    We both open greedy. I try my fucking damndest to drop harass and snipe tech and army trade for 10minutes. Protoss makes it to 3+ bases, I lose, or Protoss hits a 2base timing and I lose.

    The only times I win are when I blatantly cheese or they are so terrible that they have 2kminerals floating when I attack.

    Does anyone know how to tvp, because I am at a loss.

    Get faster upgrades.

    Seriously. That alone will win you infinity games.

    I like one rax, 2 marines/1gas into marauder with slow into expo.

    Hold off a four gate with bunkers and you win.

    No Protoss players were underpowered during this post.
  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    MMMig wrote:
    You're a bigger celeb than TotalBiscuit right now

    You mean TotalBiscuit who gets to play every game under the sun before other people?
    TotalBiscuit whose videos get like 200000+ views or even more?
    TotalBiscuit who has 500000 SUBSCRIBERS??????

    Yeah man, who is that dude compared to ME.

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  • PraetorPraetor [Redacted]Registered User regular
    I think it just is which accents you're used to hearing on a daily basis.

    Obviously, the solution is listen to all casters, a lot, and then hate everyone equally on reddit.

    Except Tastosis <3

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  • YiliasYilias Registered User regular
    at Keamian

    I'm only Plat, but after a 1 Rax FE I usually go:

    Nexus First: 2 Gas --> Bunker --> 3 Rax
    1 Gate FE: Bunker --> 2 Gas --> 3 Rax
    Gate/Stargate: Bunker --> 3 Rax --> 2 Gas
    3 Gate(/Stargate): Bunker --> 3 Rax --> 2 Gas --> 2 Bunkers
    4 Gate: Bunker --> 4 Rax --> 1 Gas --> 2 Bunkers
    5 Gate: Bunker --> 4 Rax --> 1 Gas --> 3 Bunkers

    I feel that as long as I can see the aggression coming and get up enough Bunkers it's not too hard to hold. With that said, I'm not sure how I'd handle 4 Gate/Warp Prism; I've never played it before.

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  • SceptreSceptre Registered User regular
    Noooo dimaga :(

  • PoolCuePoolCue Registered User regular
    Klyka wrote:
    PoolCue wrote:
    holy shit klyka is posting in the thread again

    edit: what is with this double posting?

    edit2: and now it stopped the double post? what?

    Am I....Am I a celebrity?

    I just remember you posting in the thread back in the day

    and then you left us

  • HozHoz Cool Cat Registered User regular
    Yilias wrote:
    I feel that as long as I can see the aggression coming and get up enough Bunkers it's not too hard to hold. With that said, I'm not sure how I'd handle 4 Gate/Warp Prism; I've never played it before.
    What server are you on?

    4gate/warp prism and 3gate/robo are very popular with one-basing protoss on NA.

  • PraetorPraetor [Redacted]Registered User regular
    Laddering last night while tipsy resulted in one good game!

    Behold, the Mmmig smurf!

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