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FB: Berk vs commie
Larlar
consecutive normal brunchesModerator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
consecutive normal brunchesModerator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
Berk
commie:
1. Berk plots to kill Commie
"Step 1. fly by night. Step 2. peck scratch and bite. Step 3. aim for the eyes. Step 4. ridin spinnas"
2. So berk sets out with his plans tucked in "the usual place"
3. And off to Alabama he goes
4. Meanwhile Commie sleeps, none the wiser
5. Rednecks, with nothing better to do, sit on their porches and yell at people on their property.
"Look pa' it's one o' them Canadian Gooses"
6. Bubba takes aim and fires with surgeon like persision.
7.Berk doesn't see the bullets in time and takes a direct hit.
8. "I got 'er" Bubba proclaims.
9. But this is one persistant goose.
10. And soon it is off again, this time a bloody mess.
11. Sensing Danger, our hero wakes up. "sigh not another forumer"
12. He aims his saw gun at the sky and fires
13. The Saw Sails through the air
14. And hits that jerk RIGHT IN THE NECK
15."Timmy what was that noise?" the blind man asked. "why i believe it was a flying saw, sir." he replies.
16. the next day in the papers...
http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/3394/forumbattler1di1.png
commie:
1. Berk plots to kill Commie
"Step 1. fly by night. Step 2. peck scratch and bite. Step 3. aim for the eyes. Step 4. ridin spinnas"
2. So berk sets out with his plans tucked in "the usual place"
3. And off to Alabama he goes
4. Meanwhile Commie sleeps, none the wiser
5. Rednecks, with nothing better to do, sit on their porches and yell at people on their property.
"Look pa' it's one o' them Canadian Gooses"
6. Bubba takes aim and fires with surgeon like persision.
7.Berk doesn't see the bullets in time and takes a direct hit.
8. "I got 'er" Bubba proclaims.
9. But this is one persistant goose.
10. And soon it is off again, this time a bloody mess.
11. Sensing Danger, our hero wakes up. "sigh not another forumer"
12. He aims his saw gun at the sky and fires
13. The Saw Sails through the air
14. And hits that jerk RIGHT IN THE NECK
15."Timmy what was that noise?" the blind man asked. "why i believe it was a flying saw, sir." he replies.
16. the next day in the papers...
http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/3394/forumbattler1di1.png
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Commie, you get a stern nod of disapproval.
Hamlet will be Hamlet
An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
well done berk
My very talented homie.
Someone will be a jerk and vote for him
That's...never happened before.
no but yours will :winky:
Secret Satan
Despite your name, votes aren't allocated to those most in need. Even pity votes won't be awarded.
Shame!
so i took all of 20 mins to draw it out.
eh.
edit also I have no idea what is going on in either of these things and vikings are scary
was it you?