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MMA 17: UFC 141: Lesnar v.s Overeem: Somebody's about to be made into chicken salad

doug_grammardoug_grammar Registered User regular
edited December 2011 in Debate and/or Discourse
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Heavyweight bout: Brock Lesnar vs. Alistair Overeem
Lightweight bout: Nate Diaz vs. Donald Cerrone
Welterweight bout: Jon Fitch vs. Johny Hendricks
Light Heavyweight bout: Vladimir Matyushenko vs. Alexander Gustafsson
Featherweight bout: Nam Phan vs. Jimy Hettes

Preliminary card (televised)

Featherweight bout: Ross Pearson vs. Junior Assunção
Lightweight bout: Anthony Njokuani vs. Danny Castillo

Preliminary card (Facebook)

Welterweight bout: Dong Hyun Kim vs. Sean Pierson
Lightweight bout: Jacob Volkmann vs. Efrain Escudero
Welterweight bout: Matt Riddle vs. Luis Ramos
Featherweight bout: Manvel Gamburyan vs. Diego Nunes

SPOILERS BELOW

UFC 141: Brock Lesnar vs. Alistair Overeem
THE BEEL SIM

The part of Brock Lesnar will be played by...

Brock Lesnar
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BL: "I want my belt back! Fuck the Knicks!"


The part of Alistair Overeem will be played by...

Nemesis
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Overeemesis: "K.N.E.E.S...."


But wait, what's this!?
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BLs: "I'm TWICE the wrestler that Overeem is! Whatchu think about that!?"





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Overeemesis: "K.N.E.E.S...."


You know what, fuck it, give him the belt.
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GIVE HIM ALL THE BELTS

Alistair Overeemesis via round 1 tentacle clinch and UBERKO

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    i plan to submit at least three nublets tomorrow

  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    Bad news. GSP tore his ACL. Condit vs. Diaz for the interim title instead.

    http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/GSP-Tears-ACL-Diaz-Condit-to-Fight-for-Interim-Belt-at-UFC-143-37837

    Fuck off and die.
  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Fuck yes.

    Condit will be (interim) champ.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Robert Khoo wrote: »
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • doug_grammardoug_grammar Registered User regular
    GSP - What in the fuck, man.

  • 815165815165 Registered User regular
    powerful thread title doug

    also, i think diaz has a better chance against condit than he did gsp

  • doug_grammardoug_grammar Registered User regular
    Sickest thread title I ever made.

    Also, sickest windows media player video I ever made.

  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    815165 wrote:
    powerful thread title doug

    also, i think diaz has a better chance against condit than he did gsp

    Well, yes. GSP would take him down and beat him up. Condit can't dominate top position like Georges can.

    He's still not going to win, though.

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    Robert Khoo wrote: »
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • doug_grammardoug_grammar Registered User regular
    Carlos doesn't stand a chance.

  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Of losing? No, he doesn't.

    facetious on
    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Robert Khoo wrote: »
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
  • doug_grammardoug_grammar Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Put your signature where your mouth... where your face is, facetious.

    I got Diaz.

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    You don't even have a signature to bet!

    (Okay. I have Condit. Aka the winner.)

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    Robert Khoo wrote: »
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • doug_grammardoug_grammar Registered User regular
    That just means I have nothing to lose, but everything to gain.

    Also I had a signature but then the forum converted.

  • ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    I don't even care who wins, really. It's going to be a good fight.

    New sig courtesy of Venkman. Should be there until the end of December. :(

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  • Venkman90Venkman90 Registered User regular
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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Good job Venk. I'm proud of you.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Robert Khoo wrote: »
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • Venkman90Venkman90 Registered User regular
    I am clearly crap with MS Paint :bz

    Also, good for Condit, BAD for GSP, he seemed to be on a bit of a slide anyway performance wise (at least in my opinion) so to pick up an injury so severe...well he may never be back to the GSP that ragdolled Fitch around and beat him like a red-headed stepchild.

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    fight week blog week. It says day 1, but there's no part 2 yet.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB_LICZRd8k

    god DAMN shogun and henderson look awful after their fight.

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    any takers on the mir fight? i must keep my avatar intact for christmas vibes, but i will bet a sig. i will bet a child.

    war mir.

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    i will bet dlinfiniti's first child.

  • Raoulduke20Raoulduke20 Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Shit news about GSP. A lot of people are saying he'll never recover, but ACL surgery isn't a career ender for most athletes anymore. I honestly think the year and a half of ring rust will be a bigger factor for Georges than the surgery itself.

    I like in that fight week vlog when Dana tells Bonnar not to worry about the crowd booing. That really wasn't a bad fight and I remember being mad that the crowd was over reacting to it going to a decision.

    Also, the Nogs are like the only pros picking Lyoto against Bones. I think Jones will take it, myself, but a lot of people are sleeping on Machida's elusiveness and tricky counter strikes. I think it'll be a great fight.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    hmmm, to be evil or not to be.

  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    The only way Machida wins is if his countering is effective. With someone as unpredictable as Jones, it will be interesting to see how Machida handles that.

  • LouieLouie Registered User regular
    WWSSD
    What Would Steven Seagal Do?

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  • Raoulduke20Raoulduke20 Registered User regular
    I wish one of those border crossers would shoot Seagal so I don't have to hear about him in MMA discussions anymore.

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  • adytumadytum The Inevitable Rise And FallRegistered User regular
    That sig is awesomely bad, gg Venk.

  • Venkman90Venkman90 Registered User regular
    adytum wrote:
    That sig is awesomely bad, gg Venk.

    :^:

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    JustinSane07 wrote:
    The only way Machida wins is if his countering is effective. With someone as unpredictable as Jones, it will be interesting to see how Machida handles that.

    And Bones is 6'4" with an 84" reach.

    Lyoto is 6'1" with a 74" reach.

    Even if Bones isn't unpredictable, that's a hell of a challenge for counter striking.

    Plus I'm really not so sure about Machida's training camp. If I see one fighter who trains next to other great fighters, and one fighter who trains with his dad and brothers... Although that's probably not fair, since Machida had a great record coming up, when it really was basically just him and his family. But I'm still leery.

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • adytumadytum The Inevitable Rise And FallRegistered User regular
    Also the title of this thread is aces.

  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Kana wrote:
    Plus I'm really not so sure about Machida's training camp. If I see one fighter who trains next to other great fighters, and one fighter who trains with his dad and brothers... Although that's probably not fair, since Machida had a great record coming up, when it really was basically just him and his family. But I'm still leery.
    What?

    Machida trains with Anderson Silva.

    And Steven Seagal.

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  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    B:L wrote:
    Kana wrote:
    Plus I'm really not so sure about Machida's training camp. If I see one fighter who trains next to other great fighters, and one fighter who trains with his dad and brothers... Although that's probably not fair, since Machida had a great record coming up, when it really was basically just him and his family. But I'm still leery.
    What?

    Machida trains with Anderson Silva.

    And Steven Seagal.

    Does he? I hadn't heard that.

    Well, I had heard the Seagal one, but I try to block it out of my mind.

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • Chessboxing909Chessboxing909 Registered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuqpR7BK3M0

    Can't stand Seagal, guy is such an idiot. Quite possible one of the biggest d-bag personalities in film/television of all time.

    "I will f**kin' beat you into the ground in front of your whole life that I don't get to have." -Nick Diaz

    I love south american ground karate
  • eEK!eEK! Registered User regular
    Kana wrote:
    B:L wrote:
    Kana wrote:
    Plus I'm really not so sure about Machida's training camp. If I see one fighter who trains next to other great fighters, and one fighter who trains with his dad and brothers... Although that's probably not fair, since Machida had a great record coming up, when it really was basically just him and his family. But I'm still leery.
    What?

    Machida trains with Anderson Silva.

    And Steven Seagal.

    Does he? I hadn't heard that.

    Well, I had heard the Seagal one, but I try to block it out of my mind.

    He trains at a lot of places not just the family dojo. Only thing I know about this camp is that Mo Lawal was training with him, so hes either been working a lot of wrestling or he wants to learn the dreaded Cuban style!

  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    Chessboxing909 wrote:
    Can't stand Seagal, guy is such an idiot. Quite possible one of the biggest d-bag personalities in film/television of all time.
    Well he does crank submissions, we can fault him for that.

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  • adytumadytum The Inevitable Rise And FallRegistered User regular
    Stop being a goose, beel.

  • Chessboxing909Chessboxing909 Registered User regular
    B:L wrote:
    Chessboxing909 wrote:
    Can't stand Seagal, guy is such an idiot. Quite possible one of the biggest d-bag personalities in film/television of all time.
    Well he does crank submissions, we can fault him for that.

    Thanks for switching from torqued to cranked BL. Appreciate it. Means a lot that you'd make that extra effort for me.

    "I will f**kin' beat you into the ground in front of your whole life that I don't get to have." -Nick Diaz

    I love south american ground karate
  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    adytum wrote:
    Stop being a goose, beel.
    Sure let me just sit back and allow someone to badmouth the person whose lineage I train under.

    Nah.

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  • Chessboxing909Chessboxing909 Registered User regular
    The guy's got a wonderful reputation of nut shotting people just to check if they're wearing a cup and pushing around John Leguizamo or all people for laughing at him when he tried to talk like he was in an 80s action movie. Oh, and mob ties, don't forget mob ties.

    Oh yeah, and this.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkskuSXqUD0

    "I will f**kin' beat you into the ground in front of your whole life that I don't get to have." -Nick Diaz

    I love south american ground karate
  • adytumadytum The Inevitable Rise And FallRegistered User regular
    B:L wrote:
    adytum wrote:
    Stop being a goose, beel.
    Sure let me just sit back and allow someone to badmouth the person whose lineage I train under.

    Nah.

    Goose-fu?

  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    Chessboxing909 wrote:
    The guy's got a wonderful reputation of nut shotting people just to check if they're wearing a cup and pushing around John Leguizamo or all people for laughing at him when he tried to talk like he was in an 80s action movie. Oh, and mob ties, don't forget mob ties.
    Let's not forget marital issues, a reputation for bullying with his size and cranking submissions, and running his mouth.

    But that doesn't make him the biggest douchebag ever in film/television.

    Besides, he actually does have skills and he helped train Anderson Silva and Lyoto Machida.

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  • Chessboxing909Chessboxing909 Registered User regular
    He's pretty bad, I wouldn't put him at Jersey Shore levels, but he's pretty bad. Yeah, not quite the biggest d-bag on tv, I forgot about some of the political talk show hosts and the cast of jersey shore. I wouldn't put him too far out of title contention though.

    "I will f**kin' beat you into the ground in front of your whole life that I don't get to have." -Nick Diaz

    I love south american ground karate
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