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The Red Cross wants to put YOU in jail for warcrimes (stupidity / VG warcrimes thread)
tl;dr: The Red Cross and Crescent are debating introducing punishments for gamedevs and gamers that make or play games in which you break the International Humanitarian Law.
I guess we can also talk about stupid things WE've done, that's cool too.
I missed the relavemt part of the article can you please tell me the relavemt part in regards to war crimes that I committed?
Games that are military simulators often do not stick to showing your characters abiding by the Geneva Conventions. The Red Cross wants to look at restricting game developers from making games that do that, and at penalizing games that do.
Basically they want to protect pixels from being harmed against international codes of conduct, and think that enacting improper virtual violence is a crime.
(not really, they actually want to restrict that because they think it influences people to commit war crimes in real life. Which is also dumb)
also we kinda talked about this in the bullshit thread
seeing as it's kinda bullshit
Shit, I even wanted to just post it in the bullshit thread but then I looked at it and thought "no, this is about scams and charlatans, something else entirely". but yeah, ok.
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HunterChemist with a heart of AuRegistered Userregular
The only gamers that should be prosecuted are whiny bitches who rage quit at the drop of a hat as soon as things don't go their way.
in 1880 when catherine started skirmishing on my borders with light cavalry i dropped nukes all over her larger cities
I still remember the first time I dropped a nuke in Civ3. Someone had declared war with me, despite me having three allies (and being the biggest on the board). I said screw it and dropped a nuke on their capital.
Suddenly everybody (even my allies!) were at war with me.
So the next time I used a nuke, I made sure I had enough to nuke every single damn city on the map that wasn't mine. Twice.
I let a paramilitary organization take charge of my prisoners of war
just kidding I only used landmines and cluster bombs and white phosphorous despite basically everyone else agreeing not to
Listen, if you got a better way than landmines to blast the hands and feet off the future children of your current enemies, well you oughta patent it cause man there is a market for that kind of thing.
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in 1880 when catherine started skirmishing on my borders with light cavalry i dropped nukes all over her larger cities
I still remember the first time I dropped a nuke in Civ3. Someone had declared war with me, despite me having three allies (and being the biggest on the board). I said screw it and dropped a nuke on their capital.
Suddenly everybody (even my allies!) were at war with me.
So the next time I used a nuke, I made sure I had enough to nuke every single damn city on the map that wasn't mine. Twice.
The best is when someone declares war on you because you won't trade a resource or because you built a city near their empire to steal oil or aluminum.
You fuckers have 1940's tech if you're luck and I have giant walker death robots and nuclear subs off the coast of your major cities. Know your role and shut your mouth.
Then I nuke them anyway. It's the only way they learn.
one time I taxed the people of france so harshly that 30 million people starved to death while every other province under my control was totally tax-exempt
the endgame for this arrangement was that they would be forced into a peasant's rebellion which would give me a chance to test out quicklime shells
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in battlefield 1942 it was possible to turn up the spawn rate of AI opponents to be something like ten times what the map was meant to hold
I exploited this by going onto stalingrad, camping near an ammo crate and throwing grenades at their flag from beyond the range where they would even try to hit me
by the end of the round I had killed 1200 men
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HunterChemist with a heart of AuRegistered Userregular
in battlefield 1942 it was possible to turn up the spawn rate of AI opponents to be something like ten times what the map was meant to hold
I exploited this by going onto stalingrad, camping near an ammo crate and throwing grenades at their flag from beyond the range where they would even try to hit me
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some days I want to get DEATH FROM ABOVE tattooed on my arm
also we kinda talked about this in the bullshit thread
seeing as it's kinda bullshit
Games that are military simulators often do not stick to showing your characters abiding by the Geneva Conventions. The Red Cross wants to look at restricting game developers from making games that do that, and at penalizing games that do.
Basically they want to protect pixels from being harmed against international codes of conduct, and think that enacting improper virtual violence is a crime.
(not really, they actually want to restrict that because they think it influences people to commit war crimes in real life. Which is also dumb)
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my only crime is looking this good
i'll go quietly officer
i remember thinking when i was twelve that that was pretty cool
steam | xbox live: IGNORANT HARLOT | psn: MadRoll | nintendo network: spinach
3ds: 1504-5717-8252
steam | xbox live: IGNORANT HARLOT | psn: MadRoll | nintendo network: spinach
3ds: 1504-5717-8252
just kidding I only used landmines and cluster bombs and white phosphorous despite basically everyone else agreeing not to
steam | xbox live: IGNORANT HARLOT | psn: MadRoll | nintendo network: spinach
3ds: 1504-5717-8252
I still remember the first time I dropped a nuke in Civ3. Someone had declared war with me, despite me having three allies (and being the biggest on the board). I said screw it and dropped a nuke on their capital.
Suddenly everybody (even my allies!) were at war with me.
So the next time I used a nuke, I made sure I had enough to nuke every single damn city on the map that wasn't mine. Twice.
nerve stapled the drones every week for three years straight to get all those missiles built
to keep the game going I diverted all of my production capabilities from research and stockpiled nukes to balance my enormous budget
and then I launched them all at once until every city in the world had one inhabitant
Listen, if you got a better way than landmines to blast the hands and feet off the future children of your current enemies, well you oughta patent it cause man there is a market for that kind of thing.
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well, I hope no one checks the abyssal mass grave behind my house full of imperfect IV pokemon
that's gotta be cruelty to something
The best is when someone declares war on you because you won't trade a resource or because you built a city near their empire to steal oil or aluminum.
You fuckers have 1940's tech if you're luck and I have giant walker death robots and nuclear subs off the coast of your major cities. Know your role and shut your mouth.
Then I nuke them anyway. It's the only way they learn.
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the endgame for this arrangement was that they would be forced into a peasant's rebellion which would give me a chance to test out quicklime shells
I warned you
I warned you all
oh, naive skull man
nobody cares about imperfect pokemon
just for the chumpy way you battle
cotton guard/rest ampharos and technician cincinno will take on all comers with style
I exploited this by going onto stalingrad, camping near an ammo crate and throwing grenades at their flag from beyond the range where they would even try to hit me
by the end of the round I had killed 1200 men
Auschwitz simulator.
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Yesterday I fought a pope using a techno-magic sphere to duplicate myself.
Come at me Red Cross!
Who remembers the Armenians Pokemon?
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'cuz if so I'm gonna need a new jacket to display my seven hundred victoria crosses on
They want to penalise the bad behaviour and reward the good.
This is what they get for not following my orders.
don't games tend to do that already, to a degree