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The Guiding Principles and New Rules document is now in effect.
Quit your job
Slap your kids around
Drink lots of beers
Cook a hot dog in a crock pot just cause
Beat off often
Wear sweatpants till it feels gross
I dunno fuck
My coworkers (who is black) was like can you cover my shift
I said no
She said please I have a kwanzaa thing,
I am suspicious that it is not a kwanza thing but she knows I will not pursue further inquiry
Posts
Yay 33% done!
Steam
nobody cares, NFL, and you're not funny
yes
Malcolm x wearing a jean jacket vest
Caption: by any jeans neccesary
they're really just made up of tinier Calvins peeing on each other
Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
oh my god
I miss Eugene (and by extension you + your house fellows)
I hope I get a nickname
names can have weird spellings
too big to inline
what up skull mang
also jack it lame fat-joke pun gosh
It has been 127 days since our last workplace give a fuck
this kitten has been slippin through my mittens
crwth did you know it is legal to pee on people in barcelona?
booking my one way ticket now
I said no
She said please I have a kwanzaa thing,
I am suspicious that it is not a kwanza thing but she knows I will not pursue further inquiry
not this week
fuck it
I'm gonna stop pickin up my cell phone just because somebody's calling