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it's dgaf saturday

SwillSwill Registered User regular
edited December 2011 in Social Entropy++
Quit your job
Slap your kids around
Drink lots of beers
Cook a hot dog in a crock pot just cause
Beat off often
Wear sweatpants till it feels gross
I dunno fuck

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  • GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
    Don't Go After Fargoth?

  • B_RB_R Registered User regular
    It is saturday?

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    but i drank lots of beers last night

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Say good things about Ray's Dick like you just don't care.

  • DontShootToastersDontShootToasters the prettiest bulb at the ballRegistered User regular
    what if I just want to cuddle a bit?

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    Swill wrote:
    Beat off often
    Wear sweatpants till it feels gross

    Yay 33% done!

  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Bumper sticker idea: Calvin peeing on Calvin peeing on Calvin peeing in a trianglular shape. Commission m.c. escher ???????

  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    i hate those stupid nfl ads that say "TGIT" for thursday night games

    nobody cares, NFL, and you're not funny

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    Swill wrote:
    Bumper sticker idea: Calvin peeing on Calvin peeing on Calvin peeing in a trianglular shape. Commission m.c. escher ???????

    yes

  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Oh yeah here is another good one
    Malcolm x wearing a jean jacket vest
    Caption: by any jeans neccesary

  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    if you look at the piss streams

    they're really just made up of tinier Calvins peeing on each other

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    Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
    Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
  • PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    Swill wrote:
    Oh yeah here is another good one
    Malcolm x wearing a jean jacket vest
    Caption: by any jeans neccesary

    oh my god

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    I haven't brushed my teeth today

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    hi brandon

    I miss Eugene (and by extension you + your house fellows)
    especially the cats

  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    I'm wearing a mexican sweater

    I hope I get a nickname

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • ToxTox I kill threads they/themRegistered User regular
    I am being sick and fighting off a cold.

    Discord Lifeboat | Dilige, et quod vis fac
  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    Pauncho, that is your nickname

  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    That's... not how you spell that, I think?

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    it's a name
    names can have weird spellings

  • ToxTox I kill threads they/themRegistered User regular
    Pyawnchou

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    There is this customer at work and I can't stop staring at this wicked zit on his neck. It's prettay wild

  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    fuck you jary

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    go eat a hot dog

  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    you know you'd probably be good at it

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    i'm finna eat some hot dogs actually

    what up skull mang

  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Raw kosher talent

  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    bout to go save a kitten

  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    eating a hot dog sounds really unappetizing right now

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    gary, you wanna watch jack eat a hotdog?


    also jack it lame fat-joke pun gosh

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Say good things about Ray's Dick like you just don't care.

    It has been 127 days since our last workplace give a fuck

  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    gotta bounce actually

    this kitten has been slippin through my mittens

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    8->

  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    if you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it, I betcha you would have done the same

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    crwth wrote:
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    crwth did you know it is legal to pee on people in barcelona?

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    crwth wrote:
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    crwth did you know it is legal to pee on people in barcelona?

    booking my one way ticket now

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    My coworkers (who is black) was like can you cover my shift
    I said no
    She said please I have a kwanzaa thing,
    I am suspicious that it is not a kwanza thing but she knows I will not pursue further inquiry

  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    Isn't Kwanzaa, like

    not this week

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    you know what

    fuck it

    I'm gonna stop pickin up my cell phone just because somebody's calling

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