What is the best men's* haircut?

Nerf ICBM

All things considered, when the chips are down, what is the best haircut a man can have? What gets that proper balance between suave, rugged, respectable, and erudite?

*"Man's haircut" may be more grammatically correct. I don't know these things.

FAQ

there's a pic of mine somewhere

-SPI-

Business in the front

Party in the back

Seriously

There are ladies who swear by R-Patt

Nerf ICBM

That wouldn't do, one of my older female colleagues has an infatuation with MacGuyver. Things would get far too confusing.

Garlic Bread

It depends on the person

FAQ

let's see your current cut

Garlic Bread

or current uncut

We don't know

Nerf ICBM

More current uncut, unfortunately. I've been letting it grow out before I do something with it. However, I have left it a tad too long.

Futore

keith was making a circumcision joke

Nerf ICBM

Oh, well, I'm circumcised.

Though I missed out on the Jewfro.

Aneurhythmia

Walt

while I can grow out a glorious afro I keep my hair cut short so I can look more like a gentleman

so gentleman haircut is the best

Nerf ICBM

Yes, but what is a gentleman's haircut? I wish to look dapper and refined.

Garlic Bread

facial structure, facial hair, glasses, etc can all affect a haircut

Garlic Bread

Futore wrote:

keith was making a circumcision joke

Me? Never

Donovan Puppyfucker

Keith never jokes about dick.

Blake T

I like to keep my balls and shaft shaved and the rest trimmed.

Futore

really smooth parts on my balls are the most amazing things

so smooth

Blake T

It's like wearing nothing at all.

Blake T

nothing at all.

No Great Name

pfffft

hair

Blake T

Blake T

Stupid sexy flanders.

Blake T

For reals though.

People not making their balls baby butt smooth are missing out.

Uriel

Buzz most of your hair off.

Oh wait that's what I'm going to have to do because I've lost so much.

Fuck this hairy earth.

Brolo

I agree.


Shave it all off.

No Great Name

Let's start a no hair club

FOR MEN

Metzger Meister

obvious answer is the pompadour.

Garlic Bread

Uriel wrote:

Fuck this hairy earth.

8->

Abracadaniel

man balls are hard to shave

man-balls are hard to shave

man-balls are hard

hm

hm

Blake T

Nah they aren't.

Blake T

Gimme your balls smart hero.

I will smooth those fellas right up.

Walt

Nerf ICBM wrote:

Yes, but what is a gentleman's haircut? I wish to look dapper and refined.

Abracadaniel

Blake T wrote: »

Gimme your balls smart hero.

I will smooth those fellas right up.

okay here you go

but no really it's pretty tricky

I was using a trimmer a few months ago and snagged the sack

I paid for my carelessness

Looked like the last scene of Psycho

Blood swirling the drain

Madness

WeedLordVegeta

alright, now let's discuss sexiest lady hair

pageboy

okay, discussion over!

Charles Kinbote

The best gentleman hair is short on the sides and a little longer on top. The longer on top, the more "stylish," up to maybe where you could pull your hair down to your mouth in front. The shorter on the sides, the more "hip"

Every handsome dude from jimmy stewart to Modern Movie Star wears some variant on this

Donovan Puppyfucker

Smart Hero wrote: »

Blake T wrote: »

Gimme your balls smart hero.

I will smooth those fellas right up.

okay here you go

but no really it's pretty tricky

I was using a trimmer a few months ago and snagged the sack

I paid for my carelessness

Looked like the last scene of Psycho

Blood swirling the drain

Madness

Put the #1 comb on the trimmers, that will leave the hairs short enough to shave. Or use the #2 comb, and wax like a big boy. Powder-soft balls get more attention from the lady folk, I find.

Lost Salient

Wh... what's goin on in here, guys?

I heard we were talking about shaved balls and Jimmy Stewart

Blake T

Gimme your balls smart hero.

I will smooth those fellas right up.

Smart Hero wrote:

Blake T wrote: »

Gimme your balls smart hero.

I will smooth those fellas right up.

okay here you go

but no really it's pretty tricky

I was using a trimmer a few months ago and snagged the sack

I paid for my carelessness

Looked like the last scene of Psycho

Blood swirling the drain

Madness

Really?

I've been using a blunt razor for like over the year and it still gets that stuff level with never a nick.

Aneurhythmia

Blake got that wispy baby hair.