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What is the best men's* haircut?

Nerf ICBMNerf ICBM Registered User regular
edited December 2011 in Social Entropy++
All things considered, when the chips are down, what is the best haircut a man can have? What gets that proper balance between suave, rugged, respectable, and erudite?

*"Man's haircut" may be more grammatically correct. I don't know these things.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    there's a pic of mine somewhere

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    -SPI--SPI- Osaka, JapanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Business in the front
    macbg.jpg
    Party in the back

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    There are ladies who swear by R-Patt

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    Nerf ICBMNerf ICBM Registered User regular
    That wouldn't do, one of my older female colleagues has an infatuation with MacGuyver. Things would get far too confusing.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    It depends on the person

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    let's see your current cut

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    or current uncut

    We don't know

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    Nerf ICBMNerf ICBM Registered User regular
    More current uncut, unfortunately. I've been letting it grow out before I do something with it. However, I have left it a tad too long.

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    keith was making a circumcision joke

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    Nerf ICBMNerf ICBM Registered User regular
    Oh, well, I'm circumcised.

    Though I missed out on the Jewfro.

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    feWVH.jpg

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    WaltWalt Waller Arcane Enchanted Frozen ElectrifiedRegistered User regular
    while I can grow out a glorious afro I keep my hair cut short so I can look more like a gentleman

    so gentleman haircut is the best

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    Nerf ICBMNerf ICBM Registered User regular
    Yes, but what is a gentleman's haircut? I wish to look dapper and refined.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    facial structure, facial hair, glasses, etc can all affect a haircut

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Futore wrote:
    keith was making a circumcision joke

    Me? Never

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Keith never jokes about dick.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I like to keep my balls and shaft shaved and the rest trimmed.

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    Satans..... hints.....
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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    really smooth parts on my balls are the most amazing things

    so smooth

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    It's like wearing nothing at all.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    nothing at all.

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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    pfffft

    hair

    PSN: NoGreatName Steam:SirToons Twitch: SirToons
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    sexyflanders.gif

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Stupid sexy flanders.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    For reals though.

    People not making their balls baby butt smooth are missing out.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Buzz most of your hair off.

    Oh wait that's what I'm going to have to do because I've lost so much.

    Fuck this hairy earth.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    I agree.


    Shave it all off.

    Hey Satan!
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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    Let's start a no hair club

    FOR MEN

    PSN: NoGreatName Steam:SirToons Twitch: SirToons
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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    obvious answer is the pompadour.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Uriel wrote:
    Fuck this hairy earth.

    8->

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    man balls are hard to shave

    man-balls are hard to shave

    man-balls are hard

    hm

    hm

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Nah they aren't.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Gimme your balls smart hero.

    I will smooth those fellas right up.

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    WaltWalt Waller Arcane Enchanted Frozen ElectrifiedRegistered User regular
    edited December 2011
    Nerf ICBM wrote:
    Yes, but what is a gentleman's haircut? I wish to look dapper and refined.

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    Walt on
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Gimme your balls smart hero.

    I will smooth those fellas right up.

    okay here you go

    but no really it's pretty tricky

    I was using a trimmer a few months ago and snagged the sack

    I paid for my carelessness

    Looked like the last scene of Psycho

    Blood swirling the drain

    Madness

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    alright, now let's discuss sexiest lady hair

    pageboy

    okay, discussion over!

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    Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    The best gentleman hair is short on the sides and a little longer on top. The longer on top, the more "stylish," up to maybe where you could pull your hair down to your mouth in front. The shorter on the sides, the more "hip"

    Every handsome dude from jimmy stewart to Modern Movie Star wears some variant on this

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    Gimme your balls smart hero.

    I will smooth those fellas right up.

    okay here you go

    but no really it's pretty tricky

    I was using a trimmer a few months ago and snagged the sack

    I paid for my carelessness

    Looked like the last scene of Psycho

    Blood swirling the drain

    Madness

    Put the #1 comb on the trimmers, that will leave the hairs short enough to shave. Or use the #2 comb, and wax like a big boy. Powder-soft balls get more attention from the lady folk, I find.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Wh... what's goin on in here, guys?
    I heard we were talking about shaved balls and Jimmy Stewart

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Gimme your balls smart hero.

    I will smooth those fellas right up.
    Smart Hero wrote:
    Blake T wrote: »
    Gimme your balls smart hero.

    I will smooth those fellas right up.

    okay here you go

    but no really it's pretty tricky

    I was using a trimmer a few months ago and snagged the sack

    I paid for my carelessness

    Looked like the last scene of Psycho

    Blood swirling the drain

    Madness

    Really?

    I've been using a blunt razor for like over the year and it still gets that stuff level with never a nick.

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    Satans..... hints.....
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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Blake got that wispy baby hair.

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