PA Comic: Wednesday, Dec 28, 2011 - Real Talk

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THESPOOKY

Best gabeface ever.

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I would like a version of the first panel without the text to send as a Christmas card

Rogue Lemon

Yeah, I'm loving the Grinch smile he's sporting there.

THESPOOKY

I'd just like that dvd for Christmas.

The Infra

LOL

As in literally, I Laughed Out Loud.

mRahmani

Oh my God I am literally cackling at work.

Jacques L'Homme

Lewie P's Stepdad wrote:

I would like a version of the first panel without the text to send as a Christmas card

Seconded. I would buy this.

Yougottawanna

What is this.comic.referring to? I couldn't find any clues In the newspost

Boler

Yougottawanna wrote:

What is this.comic.referring to? I couldn't find any clues In the newspost

http://penny-arcade.com/2011/12/26/just-wow1

Gaslight

But...but...semen week?

Shorn Scrotum Man

Wow. Count me as another person who started to laugh loudly at work. Excellent comic!

Penumbra

I laughed so hard at work, I might have hurt myself. This comic delivers on every panel.

Gaslight

I think I actually like Gabe's face of exuberant joy in panel two more than the grinch smile.

fightinfilipino

i have that dvd, too.

Syphyre

You're a mean one Mr Gabe
You really are disliked
You're a pitfall to a platformer
Full of lava and sharp spikes
Mr Gabe
You never leave the level no matter how much we strike

You're a monster Mr Gabe
You're alien in every way
You're a Ridley to our Samus
Trying to kill us every day
Mr Gabe
I'd only fight you from afar with my
wave beam and plasma ray

You're a vile one Mr Gabe
You have larva in your eyes
You have all the putrid trappings
of a zombie dripped in lye
Mr Gabe
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the zombie dipped in lye

You're a foul one Mr Gabe
Your team is easy prey
You run off to get kills alone
Your team keeps dying all day
Mr Gabe
The three words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote
Learn. To. Play.

You're a rotter Mr Gabe
You run past every queue
Your hearts a dead VirtualBoy
Splotched with moldy mountain dew
Mr Gabe
Your gamertag is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the
most disgraceful vitriol and vile ever to spew from a human being,
And you're also a n00b.

Falx

Gaslight wrote:

But...but...semen week?

Paul is a jerk-off.

Falken

I was thinking the DVD is the link to semen week.

I mean, think about it.

Boler

Falken wrote:

I was thinking the DVD is the link to semen week.

I mean, think about it.

Correct answer.

Falx wrote:

Gaslight wrote:

But...but...semen week?

Paul is a jerk-off.

Best answer.

Korlash

First Penny-Arcade comic to make me laugh out loud in some time. Panel 3 was great.

Jacques L'Homme

Falx wrote:

Gaslight wrote:

But...but...semen week?

Paul is a jerk-off.

Paul is a cum sponge

Lanrutcon

I laughed. I laughed and I laughed :P the comic is perfect.

jackal

Jacques L'Homme wrote:

Falx wrote:

Gaslight wrote:

But...but...semen week?

Paul is a jerk-off.

Paul is a cum sponge

Nah, contraceptive sponges actually serve some purpose.

HappyNinja

Is the DVD reference to Bubba Ho-Tep? That's the only movie I can think of that has anything like a psychic asshole sucking vampire in it, even if he's also a mummy.

KalTorak

It's just something they say when something sounds like it could be a fetish-focused porno.

Jacques L'Homme

jackal wrote:

Jacques L'Homme wrote:

Falx wrote:

Gaslight wrote:

But...but...semen week?

Paul is a jerk-off.

Paul is a cum sponge

Nah, contraceptive sponges actually serve some purpose.

Oh, well that makes sense I suppose




what if it's old and shystie?

ArbitraryDescriptor

Rim Fangdango

Love the third panel so much

TiB

I want to see a PATV episode about all this. I want it so hard.

THESPOOKY

I wouldn't be surprised if that was this or next week's.

TychoCelchuuu

Holy shit, this comic knocks it out of the park. I laughed at each panel individually and then I read it again and laughed. Gabe's face in the second panel is so joyous/joyful/joy-ey!

-Tal

this comic destroyed me

Aurich

I like it when they punch a comic with a joke they're been "using internally" for years.

Really, I like it. Makes me feel like a super cool guy for knowing it.

herojoe

Usually I just snicker or smirk while reading these strips. Today's gave me a genuine guffaw.

scotty2haughty

After dealing with so many horrible customer service people, it makes me feel SOOOOO good to see a jerk-off of a customer service rep to get the shaft like this. Let this be a lesson to all customer service people that are dicks to their customers.

B:L

i have that anime

TequilaMockingbird

Falx wrote:

Gaslight wrote:

But...but...semen week?

Paul is a jerk-off.

XD XD XD


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_1DSTS5-yI

Matev

Gabe wrote:

I am absolutely an unapologetic asshole, but I try as best I can to be your asshole.

Oh you.

Centipede Damascus

MSNBC article Mike tweeted:

http://ingame.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/12/28/9770514-chastened-gaming-rep-responds-to-internet-infamy

Referring to the email thread that started the whole mess, Christoforo said that he didn't know who he was talking to in his initial, flippant response to Penny Arcade's Mike Krahulik.

"I didn't know who that guy at Penny Arcade was," he admitted. "If I had known, I would have treated the situation a little better. PAX is a great show. What he does is what I've been idlolizing since I was a kid. It's admirable he's put that together. He has a lot of connections, ones I want too."

Yet while admitting he handled things badly, Christoforo said he also felt the situation could have been different if Krahulik approached the situation differently.

"He called me a bully, but he was being a bully ... especially when he emailed me out of the blue, saying 'That's f***ing s***ty, you're banned from PAX,' I was like 'Who the f*** are you? That's how you introduce yourself? ... I dont want to call him out, but he could have gone about that a totally different way, he could have said, 'Hey, I run the show, that email was a little unprofessional, if you don't do something to apologize I don't want you at my show.' But he just came at me and said, indirectly, 'Hey, f*** you, you're banned from PAX.' Is that what you'd call professional? I wouldn't."

This guy has really poor communication skills. "I don't know who that guy at Penny Arcade was, I love Penny Arcade, I'm not a bully, he's the bully."

Stilts

"If I had known he was important I wouldn't have been such a huge dick."

Yeah, that's a...great...apology?

TequilaMockingbird

I could have nipped this all in the bud by being a little nicer. You never know who knows who, and lesson learned.

... that lesson being: Might Makes Right, don't be starting shit without your homeboys around.

*facepalm*

Failtrain has no motherfucking brakes.

Seriously

does this guy have no good pictures of himself