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So it turns out that I'm completely incapatible with anyone in the world.

Spectral SwallowSpectral Swallow Registered User regular
edited February 2007 in Social Entropy++
Yep. I went to E-harmony.com and did the ungodly long personality profile, and it turns out I couldn't be matched to anyone in the entire world. I gotta tell ya, it hurts. I figured at the very least some hot Ethiopian woman would like me.

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  • Milquetoast ThugMilquetoast Thug Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kill yourself

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  • Cerpin TaxtCerpin Taxt Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You must have a face only a mother could love then. Because there are some really ugly people on that website.

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  • AWIYAWIY Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    perhaps it is because you kept referring to the inanimate objects you wished to copulate with?

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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    i think your spelling is the suspect

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  • LeliLeli __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    I look once more...:whistle:

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Maybe you'd have a better chance if you knew how to spell "incompatible" properly.

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  • Cerpin TaxtCerpin Taxt Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    When you are filling out your interests you should probably take off "Rape"

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Playing one guitar:whistle:

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  • Spectral SwallowSpectral Swallow Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Maybe you'd have a better chance if you knew how to spell "incompatible" properly.

    Fucking Firefox, it didn't catch it, so I didn't even do a once over.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    E-harmony doesn't do same-sex matches. That's your problem right there.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Spectral Swallow wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Maybe you'd have a better chance if you knew how to spell "incompatible" properly.

    Fucking Firefox, it didn't catch it, so I didn't even do a once over.

    Blaming the spell check for your own errors is also not an admirable trait.

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  • variantvariant Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    E-harmony doesn't do same-sex matches. That's your problem right there.

    hahaha

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Thats actually pretty damn funny.

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
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  • Geebs61Geebs61 Ruiner PortlandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Maybe you'd have a better chance if you knew how to spell "incompatible" properly.

    Sweet god thank you.

    I scrolled halfway down the page with no one correcting him.

    I was irate.

    Also, look what I found:

    bizz2.jpg

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Cheer up emo kid!
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  • Spectral SwallowSpectral Swallow Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ZeroZero wrote: »
    Cheer up emo kid!
    Emo%20Kid%2001.jpg

    I have that lipstick.

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  • KPCKPC Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Spectral Swallow wrote: »
    Yep. I went to E-harmony.com and did the ungodly long personality profile, and it turns out I couldn't be matched to anyone in the entire world. I gotta tell ya, it hurts. I figured at the very least some hot Ethiopian woman would like me.
    not even with any of the fake profiles?

    muy triste :/

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    There are a great many Eastern European women whom would disagree with you for a price.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    No emo threads.

    Sorry.

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