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Ethics Test
Dely Apple
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So I'm here at this job I'm applying for, and I'm supposed to do this online ethics test. Which is amusing, because an unethical person (me) would just lie anyway, so how can you really test how ethical saps are? Anyway, help me out with these questions I have left.
1a: Would you report your mother for stealing from our company?
1b: If you found out a co-worker was stealing from our company, what would you do?
9: If Killer Bees were to colonize our company, would you be better suited for honey-gathering or defense of the mighty hive-queen? If you chose the latter, go to 10.
10: Describe the many ways you would die for the hive-queen.
1a: Would you report your mother for stealing from our company?
1b: If you found out a co-worker was stealing from our company, what would you do?
9: If Killer Bees were to colonize our company, would you be better suited for honey-gathering or defense of the mighty hive-queen? If you chose the latter, go to 10.
10: Describe the many ways you would die for the hive-queen.
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2b: blackmail them
9: honey-gathering
10: raid, glorious kamikaze style, sadistic eight year old
I wasn't aware of that rule
Are they?
Because that is hilarious
Describe the ways you would DIE
What the fuck
XBL - Foreverender | 3DS FC - 1418 6696 1012 | Steam ID | LoL
FUCK, BEES!! RUNN!!!!!!!!
10: Transform from beast mode using key phrase 'Terrorize' then charge attacker guns blazing screaming insanely about how this is all for the 'colony'.
This is supposed to be a government job, I don't get it.
XBL - Foreverender | 3DS FC - 1418 6696 1012 | Steam ID | LoL
you'll be stuck at the same desk for the next twelve years
show some intiative
it asked questions including (i shit you not): can you spell your own first and last name? (yes or no)
in the past, how much money have you taken from employers? (answered ranged from $0 to $10,000)
1b. Report them, then do what they were doing until I got caught at it.
9. FOR THE ROYALTY!
10. I would fight until my stinger broke off in my enemy, until my legs and wings were broken from poking and flapping in the faces of my foe, and my mandibles we're no longer sharp enough to chew through the shell of my opponent. I would die on a mountain made of dead killer bees.
Secret Satan
damn you Dely Apple for getting our hopes up
i would've gone with "my wife, the tramp"
it is so the higher-ups wont expect it when you take over the company from beneath them
i prefer to be on top when sleeping my way up the corporate ladder
Then yesterday I was pumping gas at a gas station near campus and I hear crunching and glass breaking. I look up to see a wreck has happened and one of the cars has been pushed into the gas station parking lot. I walk over to see if everyone is cool and sitting in the passenger seat of the car is my ethics prof.
Ethics test are stupid.
i don't get it
did he, like, not help the people when he should have, or something?
Because, clearly, they won't lie and say they didn't get all the answers ahead of time from somebody else. They passed the test. They must be ethical.
?
The person was me. And I still helped them, but they really didn't need any help. The door on their car was jammed and I just helped get it open. Other than that they looked alright.
You fail. Question ten was contingent on question 9. Your answer to nine does not satisfy the condition. Bad at following instructions. Not hired.
i didn't need this job anyways
You're like a real-life Dwight.
Fuck, iv'e been playing too much Starcraft.
It's like you'll be all asking about the insurance benefits and then BAM
you're fighting against humanity in the insect revolution
Question: Who's Dwight?
geeky looking dude from the office television program
<shake head>
EDIT: I mean, thank you for trying to help, but I think you missed my joke.