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Existential Questions

As7As7 Registered User regular
edited February 2007 in Social Entropy++
This is the thread for questions that have no answers.

And just so you know, questions like, "why is the sky blue," do in fact have answers.

I often wonder if furries are allowed into heaven.

Also whether there is an alternate time stream in which I am riding a kickass dinosaur.

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  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    This is the thread for questions that have no answers.

    And just so you know, questions like, "why is the sky blue," do in fact have answers.

    No it doesn't.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Borfase wrote: »
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    This is the thread for questions that have no answers.

    And just so you know, questions like, "why is the sky blue," do in fact have answers.

    No it doesn't.

    yeah huh

    Paku on
  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    If you extracted a gallon of lame from Borfase how much lame would be left?

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    what is in my pockets

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    If you extracted a gallon of lame from Borfase how much lame would be left?

    negative terrific

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  • MarcusMarcus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    If you extracted a gallon of lame from Borfase how much lame would be left?

    Infinite.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    they call them fingers but

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2007
    is there a beetle in the box or a tampon

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  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Borfase wrote: »
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    This is the thread for questions that have no answers.

    And just so you know, questions like, "why is the sky blue," do in fact have answers.

    No it doesn't.

    yeah huh

    No. Sure, you can say because the water is reflected off or whatever (I don't know the actual reason because I'm stupid), but that doesn't answer anything. It just gives a reason. It doesn't answer the "why."

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  • [Tycho?][Tycho?] As elusive as doubt Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Could jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Borfase wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Borfase wrote: »
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    This is the thread for questions that have no answers.

    And just so you know, questions like, "why is the sky blue," do in fact have answers.

    No it doesn't.

    yeah huh

    No. Sure, you can say because the water is reflected off or whatever (I don't know the actual reason because I'm stupid), but that doesn't answer anything. It just gives a reason. It doesn't answer the "why."

    because the only colour in the spectrum that doesnt pass through the atmosphere is blue. thats "why"

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  • DrHookensteinDrHookenstein Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Vanilla Ice.

    I imagine his existence to be a sort of indictment of humanity in general, and thereby a question in and of itself.

    "Why? Why Vanilla Ice?"

    On the other hand, vanilla is my favorite flavor of ice cream.

    ...I'm glad we had this little chat.

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  • GodLovesYou69GodLovesYou69 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Where is my wife's clitoris?

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    GodLovesYou69 wrote: »
    Where is my wife's clitoris?

    check under the flaps

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    how many dicks can borfase fit in his mouth

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  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Borfase wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Borfase wrote: »
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    This is the thread for questions that have no answers.

    And just so you know, questions like, "why is the sky blue," do in fact have answers.

    No it doesn't.

    yeah huh

    No. Sure, you can say because the water is reflected off or whatever (I don't know the actual reason because I'm stupid), but that doesn't answer anything. It just gives a reason. It doesn't answer the "why."

    http://math.ucr.edu/home/baez/physics/General/BlueSky/blue_sky.html

    Paku on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2007
    Oden wrote: »
    Borfase wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Borfase wrote: »
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    This is the thread for questions that have no answers.

    And just so you know, questions like, "why is the sky blue," do in fact have answers.

    No it doesn't.

    yeah huh

    No. Sure, you can say because the water is reflected off or whatever (I don't know the actual reason because I'm stupid), but that doesn't answer anything. It just gives a reason. It doesn't answer the "why."

    because the only colour in the spectrum that doesnt pass through the atmosphere is blue. thats "why"
    i think he means "for what purpose"

    you're answering "how"

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  • EtchEtch Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    [Tycho?] wrote: »
    Could jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?

    Depends on the microwave.

    Etch on
  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited February 2007
    GodLovesYou69 wrote: »
    Where is my wife's clitoris?

    between my fingers hurf durf

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  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Oden wrote: »
    Borfase wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Borfase wrote: »
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    This is the thread for questions that have no answers.

    And just so you know, questions like, "why is the sky blue," do in fact have answers.

    No it doesn't.

    yeah huh

    No. Sure, you can say because the water is reflected off or whatever (I don't know the actual reason because I'm stupid), but that doesn't answer anything. It just gives a reason. It doesn't answer the "why."

    because the only colour in the spectrum that doesnt pass through the atmosphere is blue. thats "why"

    No. No one knows why and never will. There's a lot of scientific reasons for things like that, but they don't get to the actual core of it.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Why is god such a self-centered brat?

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  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    God's a faggot.

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  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    If I combine Magic and Poker, can I double boomerang someones pocket aces?

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  • FalloutFallout ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)σ" Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Why is god such a self-centered brat?

    trick question

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Why can't I train my brain to pick up wifi signals

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Borfase wrote: »
    God's a faggot.

    You better hope so or you won't be getting into heaven

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    If I were to stare into the face of Cthulu long enough what are the chances I could win his heart in marriage?

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  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Why can't I train my brain to pick up wifi signals

    Because questions end in question marks.

    iusehappymod on

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Did you get that thing I sent you?

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  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Borfase wrote: »
    God's a faggot.

    You better hope so or you won't be getting into heaven


    i know man it sucks

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  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    If I were to stare into the face of Cthulu long enough what are the chances I could win his heart in marriage?

    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'n Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Borfase wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Borfase wrote: »
    God's a faggot.

    You better hope so or you won't be getting into heaven


    i know man it sucks

    No, you do, and that's the problem.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    why can't anybody ever catch Candlejack it's just one gu

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  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    Oden wrote: »
    Borfase wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Borfase wrote: »
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    This is the thread for questions that have no answers.

    And just so you know, questions like, "why is the sky blue," do in fact have answers.

    No it doesn't.

    yeah huh

    No. Sure, you can say because the water is reflected off or whatever (I don't know the actual reason because I'm stupid), but that doesn't answer anything. It just gives a reason. It doesn't answer the "why."

    because the only colour in the spectrum that doesnt pass through the atmosphere is blue. thats "why"
    i think he means "for what purpose"

    you're answering "how"

    I mean, why are the rules in such a way that blue is the only color that doesn't pass through the atmosphere?

    That is what I start thinking about when I hear "why."

    Borfase on
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  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    How many shitloads in a metric fuckton?

    iusehappymod on

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    An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
  • BorfaseBorfase __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    Borfase wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Borfase wrote: »
    God's a faggot.

    You better hope so or you won't be getting into heaven


    i know man it sucks

    No, you do, and that's the problem.

    I just love that warm feeling in my mouth, y'know?

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Putting Borfase on ignore was a great idea.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Borfase wrote: »
    Filler wrote: »
    Borfase wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Borfase wrote: »
    God's a faggot.

    You better hope so or you won't be getting into heaven


    i know man it sucks

    No, you do, and that's the problem.

    I just love that warm feeling in my mouth, y'know?
    Actually yes.

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  • iusehappymodiusehappymod Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Putting Borfase on ignore was a great idea.

    Existentintial questions only.

    Was putting Borfase on ignore a great idea?

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    An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
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