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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    wandering wrote: »
    Mizuumi wrote:
    revealed in this thread: everyone on SE++ would fuck an animal
    well I'd only go for an animal with a human brain

    who could talk

    otherwise there is the issue of consent!

    Making a mental note to never date someone who's mute.

    Marshmallow on
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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    they can sign

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    Signing isn't talking!

    It's just gesturing with style!

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Real talk though

    I'd take AC over a lamprey

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    though my silent partner's "thumbs up" led to a great time, it turns out that its original intention was not to for my butt

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    If Ann's mouth is busy she can't spew the hateful shit she usually does.

    I would give her a gold star afterwards if she didn't think that it was implying that she is Jewish.

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    ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    heh gold star

    h o t

    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    crab

    you can eat it for dinner afterwards

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    MizuumiMizuumi pet dog you've been eating my video game how could you eat my video gameRegistered User regular
    you can eat wasps too POINT REVOKED

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    ThreadbareSockThreadbareSock Registered User regular
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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    we talkin bout fuckin bears yet

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    we talkin bout fuckin bears yet

    every

    day

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    no keith I meant the animal not hairy nerds

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    it's the finest american tradition

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    back in your cage tynic

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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    it's the finest american tradition

    Nerd fucking?

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    do i have to kiss the wasp/crab

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    back in your rape cage tynic

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    no keith I meant the animal not hairy nerds

    oh

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    no keith I meant the animal not hairy nerds

    oh

    sorry keith to get yo hopes up

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    Fandyien wrote:
    do i have to kiss the wasp/crab

    only if you want to

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    i can't remember

    do wasps have mandibles

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    faq what was your purpose behind this survey

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    Croc_ClockCroc_Clock Registered User regular
    i still don't get why this crab or wasp would want to have sex with me. most humans don't even want to have sex with me

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    faq what was your purpose behind this survey

    blackmail

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    ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    wanna make out with a wasp?

    they can do things with their mandibles you wouldn't believe

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    Take note, I am about to watch a movie in which a man is seduced by a monkey and then turns into a monkey, but he returns at his father's death which is the centrepiece of this movie.

    Fuck off and die.
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    ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    Croc_Clock wrote:
    i still don't get why this crab or wasp would want to have sex with me. most humans don't even want to have sex with me

    wasps are pretty loose, you know

    they just wanna have fun

    crabs, though, are just desperate

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    Croc_ClockCroc_Clock Registered User regular
    i wanted to make some pun about crabs having crabs, but couldn't think of anything that didn't make me wanna punch me.

    also, i bet its been done already in this thread

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    back in your rape cage tynic

    I'm calling a mod!

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    faq what was your purpose behind this survey

    well fundamentally

    the point was to see if people would prefer to fuck a giant wasp or a giant crab

    FAQ on
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Peter Ebel wrote:
    Take note, I am about to watch a movie in which a man is seduced by a monkey and then turns into a monkey, but he returns at his father's death which is the centrepiece of this movie.

    that's gotta be one sexy monkey

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    Croc_ClockCroc_Clock Registered User regular
    FAQ wrote:
    faq what was your purpose behind this survey

    well fundamentally

    the point was to see if people would prefer to fuck a giant wasp or a giant crab

    so... have you done the data analysis yet? i demand t-tests and shit. science must be done

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    excuse me has this thread reached 100 yet?

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    AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    Threesome.

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    Croc_Clock wrote:
    FAQ wrote:
    faq what was your purpose behind this survey

    well fundamentally

    the point was to see if people would prefer to fuck a giant wasp or a giant crab

    so... have you done the data analysis yet? i demand t-tests and shit. science must be done

    THE RESULTS ARE IN

    EVERYONE CHECK UNDER YOUR CHAIRS

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    AnialosAnialos Collies are love, Collies are life! Shadowbrook ColliesRegistered User regular
    Alternatively, The Wasp.

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