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[Day 1]: The Unfortunate Voyage of the Harbinger! WE HAVE BEGUN! DAY ENDS FRI 10 CST

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    As Programmer, can I be MURDERBOT Programmer again?

    I need a partner.

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Pfft. I'm just going to have to kill Infidel and give myself the promotion to Programmer

  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    Phyphor wrote:
    Pfft. I'm just going to have to kill Infidel and give myself the promotion to Programmer

    fork off and die

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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    He can be sedated if he causes a problem. After all his mind must be going if he thinks to kill someone.

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
  • The Cow KingThe Cow King a island Registered User regular
    Heh thats what I get for not reading.

    !Signup 30!

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Infidel wrote:
    Phyphor wrote:
    Pfft. I'm just going to have to kill Infidel and give myself the promotion to Programmer

    fork off and die

    I refuse to die. I'll just become a zombie instead!

  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    Damn that take my fun out of it. If you are a zombie I can not study your brainwaves...Hmmm. Maybe new experimentation soon?

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
  • CayrusCayrus Consul Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!Registered User regular
    Thanks a lot guys, I had to do it myself.

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  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    !Signup 24

    I shall be the greatest band member. Dibs on guitar and vocals..

  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Attention all Crew and Passengers - there will be scheduled brown-outs in some sections of the residential decks from 1700 hrs. to 2300 hrs. Life Support and emergency lighting will be unaffected. During the engine maintenance period power supplies in non-essential areas will be rationed. That is all.

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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    Sighs This better not mean my office and rooms you pompous twit! shaking a fist at the intercom in her room

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Here we go: 11 left

    3. Dycon Corporation Consultant
    15. Repairman, Home Issues
    18. Marketing Manager
    28. Director
    29. Producer
    43. Police/Guard Force
    44. Police/Guard Force
    46. Harbinger General Manager
    47. General Manager's Secretary
    48. Crewperson's Spouse
    49. Crewperson's Spouse

    Is there no one who will bravely wed our crewpersons?

  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    Phyphor wrote:
    I refuse to die. I'll just become a zombie instead!

    No one said anything about Space Zombies! I'm scared.
    Cayrus wrote:
    I have a feeling Stever and I are going to die early, leaving the ship on a crash course for a sun/Blackhole/space berg.

    I'd like to be the plucky midshipman who valiantly dies of his wounds trying to save the ship. If possible, can someone get a pic of Russel Tovey from Voyage of the Damned that I can use as my avatar for this?

    Hehe! You said plucky.
    Can I cradle your lifeless body & scream, "NOOOOOOO!!!!!"
    I basically am playing Zap Brannigan, just to piss off Infidel. (Futurama fan!)

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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    o gods.

    Blood and Fire
    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
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    "You win again, Gravity!"
    "I don't trust those Neutrals."

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  • CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
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    Of course, it's shank or be shanked.

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    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    forgot [img][/img]

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  • CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    Nah I had it in there, then it all disappeared and was replaced by just the name. Edited it a few different ways, finally hosted the gd thing on imageshack.

    I HOPE YOU APPRECIATE THIS STEVER!

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Phyphor wrote:
    !SIGN UP 1, obviously. Being captain means being paid to sit back and chill in the air-conditioned bridge while occasionally barking complaints orders at your slaves crew.

    Might want to take a look at post #2 and try again
    I swear that wasn't there when I looked! :x

    !SIGN UP 43, then.

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  • CayrusCayrus Consul Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Uhm, hi, how are you?

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    Former Secret Service Agent Nathaniel Ford in Call of Cthulhu: Whispers in the Darkness

    Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before

    Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    Cythraul wrote:
    Nah I had it in there, then it all disappeared and was replaced by just the name. Edited it a few different ways, finally hosted the gd thing on imageshack.

    I HOPE YOU APPRECIATE THIS STEVER!

    Scruffy appreciates it and believes in this wessel.

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  • ahavaahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    .....

    things have taken turns for the strange while I've been away, it seems.

  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    Uh oh! Ahava has found us out.

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  • jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    I look forward to meeting my indentured concubine nurse!

  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Oh man! Not Jack! We're doomed again!
    Space dolphin.

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  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    Look, I'm the pilot. Obey me or I'll put you in the airlock.

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  • daniantdaniant Columbus, OhioRegistered User regular
    Moar signups!!!

    We need some crew spouses. Crew spice. Heheh, spice.

    I've noticed that there are only two (one of each gender I guess) so we'll have to share. I will enthrall the one assigned to me by speaking foreign words at her/him!

  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    I was married to Retaba in another game and he's a guy!

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  • ahavaahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    jackisreal wrote:
    I look forward to meeting my indentured concubine nurse!

    hi. howya doing.

  • jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    Oh baby! You really know how to give me an endolphin rush!

  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    If watching submarine movies have taught me anything, its that all cooks are undercover GRU agents, and should probably be voted out post haste.

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  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    well, i mean, if you look at this kitchen

    kime's the cook, and i'm the assistant cook.

    there better be some sort of backup cooking happening, or y'all gonna die.

  • stever777stever777 AFK most Saturdays Registered User regular
    Dani, Thanks for the heads up on this phalla!

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Years before, at the start of the mission, you received the following message.

    Welcome to the Harbinger!

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    I am the mainframe, Daedalus, constructed by the joint venture of the Dycon Corporation, the United Federation, and the Tri-System Commonwealth to make your journey a safe and pleasant one.

    Our mission will last 3 Years and will take us to many scouted planets that have not yet been researched. We will be determining viability for colonization as well as conducting medical, biological, gravitational, and applied computer science research which will bring mankind to a new age of prosperity!

    As with all Dycon research missions, we will carry a cadre of United Federation munitions and Marines in case of Xenobiological encounters of either the feral or sentient kind.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    Daedalus sure seems nice!

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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    How many slots are left?

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  • PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    10, I think.

  • LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
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  • vertrouevertroue I am Female Totes Not a SithRegistered User regular
    Hmmmm 3 years your say? That means I have been working on these lovely people for the PAST 3 YEARS!!! no wonder they are like this. hurmf

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    From the Desk of Darth Vertroue Diplomat to the USA.
  • Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
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    I'm here to warn you there may be some minor appliance issues as well, most of this junk was bought second hand.

    Please do not try to fix the screens or lamps yourself, they are actually very dangerous.

    I'll try to keep the ovens working kime, we will need some world class cooking on this traptrip.

    Edit: Sorry about that typo.

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