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TSA tells teen that her purse is a federal offense

BraggiaBraggia Registered User regular
edited January 2012 in Social Entropy++
The TSA is at it again. A teen was detained because her purse contained a design of a miniature gun on it.

Sure, the purse is fugly as hell - but that isn't a crime (yet). Did they seriously need to spend more than 10 seconds determining that it wasn't an actual threat? :

http://www.stopidiocy.com/2012/01/tsa-purse/

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    It wasn't the TSA it was the Fashion Police

    Their jurisdiction knows no boundaries

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Herp derp, obviously this is the price we pay living in OBAMA HUSSEIN'S amurrica, dorp borp [/republican response]

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Keith wrote:
    It wasn't the TSA it was the Fashion Police

    Their jurisdiction knows no boundaries

    that purse was so not fetch

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    zucchinizucchini robothero pretty much amazingRegistered User regular
    didn't that happen a few months ago?

    Here's a good way to stop idiocy: don't bring things that look like guns onto an airplane.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Rolo wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    It wasn't the TSA it was the Fashion Police

    Their jurisdiction knows no boundaries

    that purse was so not fetch

    That is the ugliest effing purse I've ever seen

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    If that chick was seen wearing that purse in Mean Girls, she would have been teased to suicide

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    rolo

    stop trying to make fetch happen

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    He's just streets ahead!

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    When you described it I thought like she had a picture of how to build a gun or blueprints or something in there. And like that would have sort of kinda made sense in the stupid world my brain lives in.

    But this is just straight up Dumb.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    there was a guy who wasn't allowed on a plane because he had a shirt with movie optimus prime holding a gun

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    there was a guy who wasn't allowed on a plane because he had a shirt with movie optimus prime holding a gun

    Obviously the people on the plane just don't like Michael Bay

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote:
    there was a guy who wasn't allowed on a plane because he had a shirt with movie optimus prime holding a gun

    They thought his iPod was Soundwave, okay?

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    Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    TSA agent was a decepticon

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    colbert covered the incident

    it was misidentified as megatron in the report and colbert pointed out that since megatron could turn INTO a gun the whole thing was understandable

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    ToldoToldo But actually, WeegianRegistered User regular
    Security theater or farce?

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    well

    joey slick is a convicted criminal, he shouldn't be flying anyways

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    zucchini wrote:
    didn't that happen a few months ago?

    Here's a good way to stop idiocy: don't bring things that look like guns onto an airplane.

    Alternatively, the first fucking amendment

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    maritzacmaritzac Registered User regular
    what if your hips are lethal weapons

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    zucchini wrote:
    didn't that happen a few months ago?

    Here's a good way to stop idiocy: don't bring things that look like guns onto an airplane.

    Looks an awful lot like a purse to me

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    maritzac wrote:
    what if your hips are lethal weapons

    well

    these hips don't lie

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    zucchinizucchini robothero pretty much amazingRegistered User regular
    Tox wrote:
    zucchini wrote:
    didn't that happen a few months ago?

    Here's a good way to stop idiocy: don't bring things that look like guns onto an airplane.

    Alternatively, the first fucking amendment

    isnt that the second amendment?

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    AvrahamAvraham Registered User regular
    Toldo wrote:
    Security theater or farce?

    theater is what you get when the audience knows the performers are lying

    :bz: :bz: :bzz:
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    RedDawnRedDawn Registered User regular
    zucchini wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    zucchini wrote:
    didn't that happen a few months ago?

    Here's a good way to stop idiocy: don't bring things that look like guns onto an airplane.

    Alternatively, the first fucking amendment

    isnt that the second amendment?

    I think he is going for freedom of expression.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    zucchini wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    zucchini wrote:
    didn't that happen a few months ago?

    Here's a good way to stop idiocy: don't bring things that look like guns onto an airplane.

    Alternatively, the first fucking amendment

    isnt that the second amendment?

    Unless the right of the people to express themselves through fashion is magically covered under...

    No, silly goose. There's nothing even remotely applicable to the second amendment here. It's not a fucking gun. It's nothing even remotely close to a gun. It's a goddamn purse with an image of a gun on it.

    So if I have a folded up piece of paper in my pocket and there's a drawing of a gun on it, am I now carrying concealed?

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    i have a birthmark shaped like a sawed-off shotgun

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    i am shocked, shocked i say, of the tsa being dumb

    like me going through the san antonio airport with shaving cream and having it confiscated coming back from vegas

    man, fuck you

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    zucchinizucchini robothero pretty much amazingRegistered User regular
    oh, right, freedom of speech jams. forgot about that one

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    the tsa did something dumb

    film at 11

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    Croc_ClockCroc_Clock Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    KalTorak wrote:
    i have a birthmark shaped like a sawed-off shotgun

    my penis fires projectiles at an alarming velocity

    better not fly anywhere

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    Tox wrote:
    zucchini wrote:
    didn't that happen a few months ago?

    Here's a good way to stop idiocy: don't bring things that look like guns onto an airplane.

    Alternatively, the first fucking amendment

    Not at all applicable. Air travel is not a right.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    zucchini wrote:
    oh, right, freedom of speech jams. forgot about that one

    Yeah the supreme court has been pretty damn liberal with its application of what is considered protected forms of expression. Fashion, art, music, porn. All protected "speech."

    But people don't care because they think it's okay to restrict that freedom if it means being safer. They neglect to realize A) It's not okay to do that; B) This doesn't really make us any safer; and C) Even if that trade-off were ever okay, and even if this did make us safer, it likely would not pass a good cost-benefit analysis.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Butters wrote:
    Tox wrote:
    zucchini wrote:
    didn't that happen a few months ago?

    Here's a good way to stop idiocy: don't bring things that look like guns onto an airplane.

    Alternatively, the first fucking amendment

    Not at all applicable. Air travel is not a right.

    Really? Pretty sure I have the right to contract with a company to procure their services. Pretty sure that ticket is considered a contract, and pretty sure the TSA is coming in as a government agency and saying that because of how I've expressed myself, they have some ability to prevent me from using said contracted service.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Tox, stick to whining about the Panthers. You have no idea what you are talking about. TSA may be overreacting but no one's rights were trampled on here.

    EDIT: And that company you contracted is subject to federal regulations which you agreed being subject to upon procuring their services.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Butters wrote:
    Tox, stick to whining about the Panthers. You have no idea what you are talking about. TSA may be overreacting but no one's rights were trampled on here.

    Oh so the contract was executed successfully, and the girl was able to keep her god-awful purse?

    My bad, misread the article.

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    Wearing my mass effect jacket this morning the TSA agent said "good morning Shepherd" to me made my day.

    From my friend's facebook.

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    ”Security checkpoints may be impacted or closed because replica weapons like toy guns, novelty grenades, fake bombs and other items appear similar to the real thing when viewed through an X-ray machine. Checkpoint closures cause significant delays, which can be avoided if passengers don’t bring these items to the airport.”

    This sounds pretty reasonable.

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    ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Campion wrote:
    ”Security checkpoints may be impacted or closed because replica weapons like toy guns, novelty grenades, fake bombs and other items appear similar to the real thing when viewed through an X-ray machine. Checkpoint closures cause significant delays, which can be avoided if passengers don’t bring these items to the airport.”

    This sounds pretty reasonable.

    Perfectly reasonable!

    Detaining a minor because they're carrying something that so obviously is not a weapon, and can easily be determined not to contain a weapon, for long enough that she misses her flight, is not reasonable.

    The policy is reasonable, its execution in this instance was not.

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    yeah if they were looking at it through an xray machine it could easily be mistaken for the real thing, and its not like it takes hours of deliberate investigation for someone to miss a flight while their purse is being checked out

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    It could also be argued that seeing that might cause a panic if someone from a distance thought it was a real gun.

    That's a restriction on free speech the government is allowed to do. i.e. you sure as hell couldn't board an aircraft wearing a shirt that said "I AM A TERRORIST"

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