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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote:
    BeNarwhal wrote:
    BeNarwhal, whenever I look at your avatar now I see a cartoon animal traumatized by the ghost of catheters past.

    Can he ever really be whole again, after the things he has endured? :P

    He can.

    His urethra?

    *shakes head sadly*

    My theory?

    The tugging lengthened my penis.

    That's how I justify the pain I suffered.

    Great.

    Now I'm picturing a normal-sized penis with an extra, like, three inches of urethra sticking out like an anteater tongue...

    Stop picturing my penis, you perv.

  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    my vagina is a public good

    i cannot in good conscience keep people from seeing it

    my vagina looks like someone spit a piece of gum imbetween some slices of undercooked roast beef

    nothing special

    best description ever!.

    still eeewwwwww

  • Tiger BurningTiger Burning Dig if you will, the pictureRegistered User, SolidSaints Tube regular
    Finally, the IP thread has reached its natural apex, wherein somebody claims piracy is actually a virtuous act. Every thread where piracy comes up is like a master-level course in self-serving rationalization.

    Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    who was it who described a post-coitus vagina as a bulldog dribbling mayonnaise

    never has a wordsmith laid bare the beauties of nature as a man did that day

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    I believe it was Dr. Samuel Johnson

    greatest man of letters this side of Marlowe

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • deadlyrhetoricdeadlyrhetoric "We could be two straight lines in a crooked world."__BANNED USERS regular
    you are some gross ass nerds

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    when i was getting a pap smear or whatever it's called I was about to cry and the lady was like

    look at the ceiling, look there's a dolphin! try to see all the faces hidden in the clouds

    i started laughing because does that actually work? I guess it does

    also she was like "Do you want your friend to come in and hold your hand?" and I was like OH GOD, NO

    (I was the friend, btw, I was sitting out in the lobby chatting with the secretary)

    had she said yes, would you have been like OH GOD, NO?

    I'd have just stayed north of the business end.

    a few years back, a friend of mine was seven months pregnant when her baby-daddy bounced

    and her parents and her weren't gettin' on

    so there wasn't nobody there for her on the big day, i stepped up to the plate

    after that, there ain't much to be worse, really

  • mysticjuicermysticjuicer [he/him] I'm a muscle wizard and I cast P U N C HRegistered User regular
    edited January 2012
    BeNarwhal wrote:
    BeNarwhal wrote:
    My theory?

    The tugging lengthened my penis.

    That's how I justify the pain I suffered.

    Great.

    Now I'm picturing a normal-sized penis with an extra, like, three inches of urethra sticking out like an anteater tongue...

    Stop picturing my penis, you perv.

    D:D:D:

    alt response: ia ia cockthulu fhtang

    mysticjuicer on
    narwhal wrote:
    Why am I Terran?
    My YouTube Channel! Featuring silly little Guilty Gear Strive videos and other stuff!
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    we may be friends but my vagina is just for me to see

    it is not for everybody!

    so, choco gets blindfolded?

    He's the one person on earth allowed to see my vagina

    oh wait no there is also your mother

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Cass just called herself (I think?) a whore.
    Pony wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    when i was getting a pap smear or whatever it's called I was about to cry and the lady was like

    look at the ceiling, look there's a dolphin! try to see all the faces hidden in the clouds

    i started laughing because does that actually work? I guess it does

    also she was like "Do you want your friend to come in and hold your hand?" and I was like OH GOD, NO

    (I was the friend, btw, I was sitting out in the lobby chatting with the secretary)

    had she said yes, would you have been like OH GOD, NO?

    I'd have just stayed north of the business end.

    a few years back, a friend of mine was seven months pregnant when her baby-daddy bounced

    and her parents and her weren't gettin' on

    so there wasn't nobody there for her on the big day, i stepped up to the plate

    after that, there ain't much to be worse, really

    okay, I can see that.

    Abdhyius on
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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I have a desire to be like, really bad comedy-style father filming the birth and being all "Come on, smile, honey!"

    this must be that "death wish" thing we humans are supposed to have

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Pony wrote:
    I'd have just stayed north of the business end.

    a few years back, a friend of mine was seven months pregnant when her baby-daddy bounced

    and her parents and her weren't gettin' on

    so there wasn't nobody there for her on the big day, i stepped up to the plate

    after that, there ain't much to be worse, really

    yeah but what would you have done if as you held my hand you heard a tiny voice come from my cunt

    going 'poooony help they're cramming metal things into me free me'

  • MimMim dead.Registered User regular
    I once had a stomache-ache and thought I had some bug.

    Turns out I had a liver tumor that burst.

    Wait. What? Are you okay?! D:

    BlueSky: thekidwonder Steam: mimspanks (add me then tell me who you are!)
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    tumblr_lydnzqVJKW1qbytqgo1_500.jpg

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    i really want to say the word 'literature' harshly and like a snob

    but i can't pull it off

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Pony wrote:
    I'd have just stayed north of the business end.

    a few years back, a friend of mine was seven months pregnant when her baby-daddy bounced

    and her parents and her weren't gettin' on

    so there wasn't nobody there for her on the big day, i stepped up to the plate

    after that, there ain't much to be worse, really

    yeah but what would you have done if as you held my hand you heard a tiny voice come from my cunt

    going 'poooony help they're cramming metal things into me free me'

    my ability to be supportive would dissolve with uncontrollable laughter

  • mysticjuicermysticjuicer [he/him] I'm a muscle wizard and I cast P U N C HRegistered User regular
    Eddy oh my gosh

    narwhal wrote:
    Why am I Terran?
    My YouTube Channel! Featuring silly little Guilty Gear Strive videos and other stuff!
  • SparvySparvy Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    3.5mmEarphoneHeadphoneAdapterConverterforiPhone2G3GGolden.jpg

    ok so like that little piece at the tip? that came out. and i assumed it had snapped a bond, because i didn't know how it fit in there. but it's actually just a tightly fit ball bearing on the other end, which can be pushed through the rubber seal and 'take' again, no material lost or gained.

    the real problem is the second 'level' of the jack is bent. i gripped it with pliers and tried to shift it around but it's proving impossible to get it to true center. much more force and i feel like i'm going to snap the housing entirely, or just distend it way too much.

    so right now i'm kind of jimmying it into the port and it won't go in straight so i have to kind of shift it around to get ok sound... which i assume can't be great for the music device's innards

    but i don't know how to- or if it's possible to- fix it, so

    that is the situation
    I was going to make a circumcision joke about this but I'm to tired to get it right

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Pony wrote:
    I'd have just stayed north of the business end.

    a few years back, a friend of mine was seven months pregnant when her baby-daddy bounced

    and her parents and her weren't gettin' on

    so there wasn't nobody there for her on the big day, i stepped up to the plate

    after that, there ain't much to be worse, really

    yeah but what would you have done if as you held my hand you heard a tiny voice come from my cunt

    going 'poooony help they're cramming metal things into me free me'

    slap you and gone "stop throwing your voice"

    ftOqU21.png
  • Tiger BurningTiger Burning Dig if you will, the pictureRegistered User, SolidSaints Tube regular
    Organichu wrote:
    i really want to say the word 'literature' harshly and like a snob

    but i can't pull it off

    lit' - tri - ture

    Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Mim wrote:
    I once had a stomache-ache and thought I had some bug.

    Turns out I had a liver tumor that burst.

    Wait. What? Are you okay?! D:

    No he died of sepsis

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Sparvy wrote:
    Organichu wrote:
    3.5mmEarphoneHeadphoneAdapterConverterforiPhone2G3GGolden.jpg

    ok so like that little piece at the tip? that came out. and i assumed it had snapped a bond, because i didn't know how it fit in there. but it's actually just a tightly fit ball bearing on the other end, which can be pushed through the rubber seal and 'take' again, no material lost or gained.

    the real problem is the second 'level' of the jack is bent. i gripped it with pliers and tried to shift it around but it's proving impossible to get it to true center. much more force and i feel like i'm going to snap the housing entirely, or just distend it way too much.

    so right now i'm kind of jimmying it into the port and it won't go in straight so i have to kind of shift it around to get ok sound... which i assume can't be great for the music device's innards

    but i don't know how to- or if it's possible to- fix it, so

    that is the situation
    I was going to make a circumcision joke about this but I'm to tired to get it right

    so was the doctor who did chu's brie

    that's why we call him 'stumpy'

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    i really want to say the word 'literature' harshly and like a snob

    but i can't pull it off

    lit' - tri - ture

    i can't pull it off!

  • SparvySparvy Registered User regular
    Sparvy wrote:
    Organichu wrote:
    3.5mmEarphoneHeadphoneAdapterConverterforiPhone2G3GGolden.jpg

    ok so like that little piece at the tip? that came out. and i assumed it had snapped a bond, because i didn't know how it fit in there. but it's actually just a tightly fit ball bearing on the other end, which can be pushed through the rubber seal and 'take' again, no material lost or gained.

    the real problem is the second 'level' of the jack is bent. i gripped it with pliers and tried to shift it around but it's proving impossible to get it to true center. much more force and i feel like i'm going to snap the housing entirely, or just distend it way too much.

    so right now i'm kind of jimmying it into the port and it won't go in straight so i have to kind of shift it around to get ok sound... which i assume can't be great for the music device's innards

    but i don't know how to- or if it's possible to- fix it, so

    that is the situation
    I was going to make a circumcision joke about this but I'm to tired to get it right

    so was the doctor who did chu's brie

    that's why we call him 'stumpy'

    :^: :lol:

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Sparvy wrote:
    Organichu wrote:
    3.5mmEarphoneHeadphoneAdapterConverterforiPhone2G3GGolden.jpg

    ok so like that little piece at the tip? that came out. and i assumed it had snapped a bond, because i didn't know how it fit in there. but it's actually just a tightly fit ball bearing on the other end, which can be pushed through the rubber seal and 'take' again, no material lost or gained.

    the real problem is the second 'level' of the jack is bent. i gripped it with pliers and tried to shift it around but it's proving impossible to get it to true center. much more force and i feel like i'm going to snap the housing entirely, or just distend it way too much.

    so right now i'm kind of jimmying it into the port and it won't go in straight so i have to kind of shift it around to get ok sound... which i assume can't be great for the music device's innards

    but i don't know how to- or if it's possible to- fix it, so

    that is the situation
    I was going to make a circumcision joke about this but I'm to tired to get it right

    so was the doctor who did chu's brie

    that's why we call him 'stumpy'

    yeeehhehehesssss

    ftOqU21.png
  • mysticjuicermysticjuicer [he/him] I'm a muscle wizard and I cast P U N C HRegistered User regular
    Cass, that was fucking excellent.

    narwhal wrote:
    Why am I Terran?
    My YouTube Channel! Featuring silly little Guilty Gear Strive videos and other stuff!
  • MimMim dead.Registered User regular
    Man, I just spent a crazy ass amount of time loading the photos of me as a kid to flickr. I wrote gross stories about me to keep things interesting.

    BlueSky: thekidwonder Steam: mimspanks (add me then tell me who you are!)
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    i really want to say the word 'literature' harshly and like a snob

    but i can't pull it off

    You know why, right. You scored too high on that test.

    lit, really kissing the letter "t" off with the tip of the tongue to the roof of the mouth

    "I've been reading more literature lately," as if you're spelling the word out to some simpleton.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I'd be tempted to report that for awesome if we had the old awesome posts

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    my penis is not funny looking :(

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    without star ratings the awesome posts forum is worthless

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Pony wrote:
    without star ratings the awesome posts forum is worthless

    yup

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Sigh, a woman died in a seminary on personal growth where they were basically cooking in mud and plastic wrap. It's horrible that there is literally no oversight for these groups. These so-called gurus and channelers and such having people under them do dangerous things... People get hurt from those, and in some cases die, and they're still active. Like, i'm not kidding, that woman that died? The group responsible for the event is still active and the channeler is still doing courses and seminaries and shit...

    Absolutely tragic. :(

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    my penis is not funny looking :(

    uh huh

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    i don't trust your reviews of man-related-things anyway

    you dated the black dbz lover who wrote poems about maggots and fruit

  • MimMim dead.Registered User regular
    Sigh, a woman died in a seminary on personal growth where they were basically cooking in mud and plastic wrap. It's horrible that there is literally no oversight for these groups. These so-called gurus and channelers and such having people under them do dangerous things... People get hurt from those, and in some cases die, and they're still active. Like, i'm not kidding, that woman that died? The group responsible for the event is still active and the channeler is still doing courses and seminaries and shit...

    Absolutely tragic. :(

    How can you cook with mud and plastic wrap?

    BlueSky: thekidwonder Steam: mimspanks (add me then tell me who you are!)
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    i don't trust your reviews of man-related-things anyway

    you dated the black dbz lover who wrote poems about maggots and fruit

    racist

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Organichu wrote:
    i don't trust your reviews of man-related-things anyway

    you dated the black dbz lover who wrote poems about maggots and fruit

    cass dated donald glover??

  • Tiger BurningTiger Burning Dig if you will, the pictureRegistered User, SolidSaints Tube regular
    Sigh, a woman died in a seminary on personal growth where they were basically cooking in mud and plastic wrap. It's horrible that there is literally no oversight for these groups. These so-called gurus and channelers and such having people under them do dangerous things... People get hurt from those, and in some cases die, and they're still active. Like, i'm not kidding, that woman that died? The group responsible for the event is still active and the channeler is still doing courses and seminaries and shit...

    Absolutely tragic. :(

    I was going to correct you, but honestly seminaries could probably use more oversight, so it still works.

    Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Cass I am disapoint

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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