For what? Your lifeless, thankless existence that serves only to remove unwanted things from peoples lives, and then be discarded via blistering hot water into a dark abyss, never to be heard from or cared about again?
Call me paranoid, but I never liked the idea of some random, possibly psychotic stranger (who has dedicated his life to removing other peoples bodily hair, no less) going anywhere near my neck.
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My dad had a moustache for about forty years, and a beard for nearly that long.
A year or so ago, he shaved them both off.
Then he grew them back, because he looked really weird without them.
did he look like 20 years younger without them
because my dad's friend had a big mustache and they were like "shave it off you'll look younger and get the ladies" and he said "no i like it" and then he shaved it and he looked younger but i don't think he got the ladies
he stopped talking to my parents like two years ago. he lives across the street and i always see young guys going into his place so i think he's gay
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Call me paranoid, but I never liked the idea of some random, possibly psychotic stranger (who has dedicated his life to removing other peoples bodily hair, no less) going anywhere near my neck.
next you're gonna tell us you don't trust your junk in a professional's hoo-ha
Call me paranoid, but I never liked the idea of some random, possibly psychotic stranger (who has dedicated his life to removing other peoples bodily hair, no less) going anywhere near my neck.
next you're gonna tell us you don't trust your junk in a professional's hoo-ha
If by "professional" you mean prostitute, and "hoo-ha" you mean wide, gaping vagina, then... No, I don't trust my junk there (if by "junk" you mean erect penis). I prefer NOT to contract syphilis and die young and in extreme pain.
I prefer trusting my "junk" to a "non-professional but very sexy"'s "hoo-ha". Much more beneficial, enjoyable, and infinitely cheaper.
Some of my friends got in their heads that the state of Texas was known for barbers who give strait razor shaves. So, we where down there at a friends house on vacation one year and they demanded that we go get a shave form a barber.
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he was upset that nobody said anything about it while he was at work. i told him that was because nobody knew who the fuck he was.
Goatees are necessary for guys that are very young looking. I'm 24 and I barely pass for 20 with my goatee. Without I look 17.
i'm 28, and look like i'm 21-22.
i have 19-20 year old girls hit on me, and i'm like, `i'm 28'. and they're like O_o
i don't have a goatee. 'cause body hair in general kinda freaks me out.
Yeah I've been spending my last few weekends following my brother's wrestling post-season. I'd get looks from high school girls now and then and would get kind of pissed. Even worse I told one girl I was 26 and she's was like, "That's fine, " and I'm all "Uh...no it's not, kiddo."
he was upset that nobody said anything about it while he was at work. i told him that was because nobody knew who the fuck he was.
Goatees are necessary for guys that are very young looking. I'm 24 and I barely pass for 20 with my goatee. Without I look 17.
i'm 28, and look like i'm 21-22.
i have 19-20 year old girls hit on me, and i'm like, `i'm 28'. and they're like O_o
i don't have a goatee. 'cause body hair in general kinda freaks me out.
Yeah I've been spending my last few weekends following my brother's wrestling post-season. I'd get looks from high school girls now and then and would get kind of pissed. Even worse I told one girl I was 26 and she's was like, "That's fine, " and I'm all "Uh...no it's not, kiddo."
man, you're doing it wrong.
you know, 17 year old chicks will even do ass to mouth.
he was upset that nobody said anything about it while he was at work. i told him that was because nobody knew who the fuck he was.
Goatees are necessary for guys that are very young looking. I'm 24 and I barely pass for 20 with my goatee. Without I look 17.
i'm 28, and look like i'm 21-22.
i have 19-20 year old girls hit on me, and i'm like, `i'm 28'. and they're like O_o
i don't have a goatee. 'cause body hair in general kinda freaks me out.
Yeah I've been spending my last few weekends following my brother's wrestling post-season. I'd get looks from high school girls now and then and would get kind of pissed. Even worse I told one girl I was 26 and she's was like, "That's fine, " and I'm all "Uh...no it's not, kiddo."
17... Ok, much too young. But 18? Man, you best not turn that down. You don't wanna be 80, and be like "man, I coulda had 18 year old pussy..."
he was upset that nobody said anything about it while he was at work. i told him that was because nobody knew who the fuck he was.
Goatees are necessary for guys that are very young looking. I'm 24 and I barely pass for 20 with my goatee. Without I look 17.
i'm 28, and look like i'm 21-22.
i have 19-20 year old girls hit on me, and i'm like, `i'm 28'. and they're like O_o
i don't have a goatee. 'cause body hair in general kinda freaks me out.
Yeah I've been spending my last few weekends following my brother's wrestling post-season. I'd get looks from high school girls now and then and would get kind of pissed. Even worse I told one girl I was 26 and she's was like, "That's fine, " and I'm all "Uh...no it's not, kiddo."
17... Ok, much too young. But 18? Man, you best not turn that down. You don't wanna be 80, and be like "man, I coulda had 18 year old pussy..."
I just wouldn't feel comfortable doing a girl in high school anymore. A 24-year-old post-college graduate trying to pick up high school chicks at a high school athletic function is too fucking grimy for me. 18 for boning is ok I guess if they are out of high school.
EDIT: And it's not like I've never had 18-year-old vag before. Though it was over 3 years ago.
he was upset that nobody said anything about it while he was at work. i told him that was because nobody knew who the fuck he was.
Goatees are necessary for guys that are very young looking. I'm 24 and I barely pass for 20 with my goatee. Without I look 17.
i'm 28, and look like i'm 21-22.
i have 19-20 year old girls hit on me, and i'm like, `i'm 28'. and they're like O_o
i don't have a goatee. 'cause body hair in general kinda freaks me out.
Yeah I've been spending my last few weekends following my brother's wrestling post-season. I'd get looks from high school girls now and then and would get kind of pissed. Even worse I told one girl I was 26 and she's was like, "That's fine, " and I'm all "Uh...no it's not, kiddo."
17... Ok, much too young. But 18? Man, you best not turn that down. You don't wanna be 80, and be like "man, I coulda had 18 year old pussy..."
Everyone is gonna do that anyway. Unless you somehow go down a different road than everyone else in this world, become enlightened and loose your attachments to pointless worldly things like pussy.
You won't though. Your dick won't work one day and you will kill yourself.
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he was upset that nobody said anything about it while he was at work. i told him that was because nobody knew who the fuck he was.
Goatees are necessary for guys that are very young looking. I'm 24 and I barely pass for 20 with my goatee. Without I look 17.
i'm 28, and look like i'm 21-22.
i have 19-20 year old girls hit on me, and i'm like, `i'm 28'. and they're like O_o
i don't have a goatee. 'cause body hair in general kinda freaks me out.
Yeah I've been spending my last few weekends following my brother's wrestling post-season. I'd get looks from high school girls now and then and would get kind of pissed. Even worse I told one girl I was 26 and she's was like, "That's fine, " and I'm all "Uh...no it's not, kiddo."
17... Ok, much too young. But 18? Man, you best not turn that down. You don't wanna be 80, and be like "man, I coulda had 18 year old pussy..."
I just wouldn't feel comfortable doing a girl in high school anymore. A 24-year-old post-college graduate trying to pick up high school chicks at a high school athletic function is too fucking grimy for me. 18 for boning is ok I guess if they are out of high school.
EDIT: And it's not like I've never had 18-year-old vag before. Though it was over 3 years ago.
Or like, get a $30 beard trimmer. FFS...
Works great.
I had one of those for my goatee (hence, it was always well-trimmed) but I lost it a month ago, and I had been trimming with scissors for 2 weeks. Then came the not-shaving.
I really wish I could find that thing. Where the hell could I have put it? It's not like it's really small or anything.
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I've been thinking about getting a second one for just my pubes. It's a jungle down there lately.
I've been thinking about getting a second one for just my pubes. It's a jungle down there lately.
I tried "trimming" down their once. It felt great at first and looked fantastic... Then, about a week later, as the hair re-grew, it got surprisingly sharp, and started digging into my thighs.
I generally leave that area alone. Although I may start trimming regularly if the, er, result is positive.
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Keith, that's actually really funny for so many different reasons.
dont you put me in my place dumbname
Call me paranoid, but I never liked the idea of some random, possibly psychotic stranger (who has dedicated his life to removing other peoples bodily hair, no less) going anywhere near my neck.
did he look like 20 years younger without them
because my dad's friend had a big mustache and they were like "shave it off you'll look younger and get the ladies" and he said "no i like it" and then he shaved it and he looked younger but i don't think he got the ladies
he stopped talking to my parents like two years ago. he lives across the street and i always see young guys going into his place so i think he's gay
i wasn't directing it towards you
i was directing it towards goatee'd people
Hot razor is a recipe for pain. Cold razor is better but warm shaving cream might be nice.
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next you're gonna tell us you don't trust your junk in a professional's hoo-ha
My dad has had at minimum a moustache since he was in his early 20s. Even my Mother has never seen him without it...
Sometimes I think he has some sort of terrible secret underneath it, like a bad tattoo or something.
Goatees are necessary for guys that are very young looking. I'm 24 and I barely pass for 20 with my goatee. Without I look 17.
If by "professional" you mean prostitute, and "hoo-ha" you mean wide, gaping vagina, then... No, I don't trust my junk there (if by "junk" you mean erect penis). I prefer NOT to contract syphilis and die young and in extreme pain.
I prefer trusting my "junk" to a "non-professional but very sexy"'s "hoo-ha". Much more beneficial, enjoyable, and infinitely cheaper.
i have 19-20 year old girls hit on me, and i'm like, `i'm 28'. and they're like O_o
i don't have a goatee. 'cause body hair in general kinda freaks me out.
Yeah, I went to school with a kid that had a beard. When he shaved it he looked like he was in eighth grade.
I look like I'm 12 but I can't grow good facial hair
that's not really me
i am going to set up an oil wrestling match between you and robin williams
Yeah I've been spending my last few weekends following my brother's wrestling post-season. I'd get looks from high school girls now and then and would get kind of pissed. Even worse I told one girl I was 26 and she's was like, "That's fine, " and I'm all "Uh...no it's not, kiddo."
Oh, I know.
I was just laughing because it reminds me of someone I know (sans goatee) that's constantly depressed but is, in truth, just a lecherous asshole.
you know, 17 year old chicks will even do ass to mouth.
17... Ok, much too young. But 18? Man, you best not turn that down. You don't wanna be 80, and be like "man, I coulda had 18 year old pussy..."
I got really bad razor burn and alot of itching.
I just wouldn't feel comfortable doing a girl in high school anymore. A 24-year-old post-college graduate trying to pick up high school chicks at a high school athletic function is too fucking grimy for me. 18 for boning is ok I guess if they are out of high school.
EDIT: And it's not like I've never had 18-year-old vag before. Though it was over 3 years ago.
Or like, get a $30 beard trimmer. FFS...
Works great.
Everyone is gonna do that anyway. Unless you somehow go down a different road than everyone else in this world, become enlightened and loose your attachments to pointless worldly things like pussy.
You won't though. Your dick won't work one day and you will kill yourself.
Yeah I take the guard off my beard trimmer to get the long ones off if I have too.
I agree. I was just acting all bad-ass.
I had one of those for my goatee (hence, it was always well-trimmed) but I lost it a month ago, and I had been trimming with scissors for 2 weeks. Then came the not-shaving.
I really wish I could find that thing. Where the hell could I have put it? It's not like it's really small or anything.
I tried "trimming" down their once. It felt great at first and looked fantastic... Then, about a week later, as the hair re-grew, it got surprisingly sharp, and started digging into my thighs.
I generally leave that area alone. Although I may start trimming regularly if the, er, result is positive.
you are kind of cute in this photo
Is this "someone" you? If so, bravo!
If this "someone" is your roommate, and this "roommate" is you? Then, boo!
Good thing I'm not interested in your opinion, but rather the fairer sex. And 99% seem to like the beardness.
... what?
Can anyone else make sense of what this guy says or does he just sort of keep talking?