The Only Movie Actually Worth Shriming For My Bronies

Calamity Jane

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88pv0cbw8yQ

hey you like threads right heres a fucking threab

This is a remake of the popular movie you might have remembered as "The Poseidon Adventure" it's Got Richard Dreyfus, and a ghostbubster, grab your bobcorn and sit down, watch it in your house

DudBolt

This looks like the kind of movie the Shamwow guy would make.

Calamity Jane

yeah, right?

Melding

i hear it got rangoed.

Seriously

I don't know if I could do Tim & Eric for an hour and a half

rhylith

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XH3Z_Ld9wNU&feature=related

TheStig

I'm going to watch this then say I didn't like it so Beasteh can get all worked up over it.

YoSoyTheWalrus

Seriously wrote:

I don't know if I could do Tim & Eric for an hour and a half

I can't do Tim & Eric for 15 minutes much less a feature length

Sweeney Tom

Jeff Goldblum's in this

And he plays a chef

Named Chef Goldblum

I must see this now

Kevin Crist

I liked their Old Spice ads, but I could never get into anything else by T&E.

Vann Diras

tim and eric is bullshit

this is an hour and a half of bullshit

UnbrokenEva

nope.

Calamity Jane

buh

UnbrokenEva

that is to say, nothing in that trailer really worked for me. The Chef Goldblum made me grin a bit, but that's as close as that came to funny.

Seriously

let's get the geek in here, get his opinion on this

Calamity Jane

i know what you're saying to yourself:

-where's gi joe

-this needs a batman

-when's batman coming out

-this is based on a comic book right

-why isnt this a remake

rest assured its a remake of the poseidon adventure

Calamity Jane

where are the ponies, you might say

Druhim

Hey, plenty of other people have made shitty movies. So why not Tim & Eric? Fine work guys, it looks like you managed to make a really terrible film.

Dichotomy

that looks awful

Calamity Jane

a stunning amount of support for this great film effort despite being rango'd to high heaven

Local H Jay

i want this movie inside me

wanna meet that movie

UnbrokenEva

Anjin-San wrote:

i know what you're saying to yourself:

-where's gi joe

-this needs a batman

-when's batman coming out

-this is based on a comic book right

-why isnt this a remake

rest assured its a remake of the poseidon adventure

nope

nope

this summer probably? I can wait

nope

nope

what?

I guess random nonsense isn't really funny to me?

Vann Diras

tom goes to the mayor movie

there's a tim and eric production i'd watch

Calamity Jane

i uh, you realize no gun is held to your head right

Garlic Bread

I love Tim & Eric

Seriously

I do not know this verb, rango'd

Calamity Jane

like, at no time do i handcuff you and stare at you unblinking for three hours as my stiff cock hangs out and aim a rifle at you, forcing you to see the best threads ever conceived

UnbrokenEva

that's fair. I don't really need to understand why someone would like this/get to opine that they should not.

enjoy your thread minus one hater.

Vann Diras

Seriously wrote:

I do not know this verb, rango'd

yeah this is a phrase i do not understand

rhylith

Seriously wrote:

I do not know this verb, rango'd

https://twitter.com/#!/timheidecker/status/159798211903619073

I don't really plan to see this movie just because I don't think I could handle THAT MUCH Tim and Eric at once, but I think the marketing stuff they've been doing for it is pretty hilarious.

YoSoyTheWalrus

Anjin-San wrote:

like, at no time do i handcuff you and stare at you unblinking for three hours as my stiff cock hangs out and aim a rifle at you, forcing you to see the best threads ever conceived

This sounds an order of magnitude better than this movie looks

Vann Diras

rhylith wrote:

Seriously wrote:

I do not know this verb, rango'd

https://twitter.com/#!/timheidecker/status/159798211903619073

I don't really plan to see this movie just because I don't think I could handle THAT MUCH Tim and Eric at once, but I think the marketing stuff they've been doing for it is pretty hilarious.

hahahaha okay that's great

Raijin Quickfoot

I think a better comparison than Rango would be Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Pretty funny when you watch it for 15 minutes at a time. Give me 90 minutes of it and it's pure garbage.

Druhim

Well in that case, rangoing the film would probably be a big improvement.

Kevin Crist

Their showing at sundance had outtake footage from Rango in it without their permission.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZufP3hPXvg0

edit: Slowin Crist.

Druhim

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

I think a better comparison than Rango would be Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Pretty funny when you watch it for 15 minutes at a time. Give me 90 minutes of it and it's pure garbage.

I don't think anyone's comparing this to Rango. Because Rango was actually a good movie.

Calamity Jane

i'm in tears

Centipede Damascus

Druhim wrote:

Well in that case, rangoing the film would probably be a big improvement.

I know, right?

Beasteh

yeah

Beasteh

YEAH

Garlic Bread

I'm not a staunch defender of Tim & Eric

It is 100% either love it or hate it humor

I just happen to love it