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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Richy wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Richy wrote:
    I've started playing Ocarina of Time yesterday. I'm really not impressed.

    Maybe I'm too old for video games.

    Play Majora's Mask.

    It's the same game tech-wise, but in a setting that has this delicious flavour about it.

    Seriously.

    EDIT: Also it's p dark, which I always love about a setting.

    The tech is what bugs me the most. The 3D stuff is bad. Half the time I can't see what's in front of me, or I go forward but end up a little diagonal from where I wanted to be.

    2D Link to the Past was much easier and more fun to play.

    it's a textbook example of why early 3d was a step back graphics-wise

    I wouldn't say it's worth the step back playing Ocarina of Time

    Majora's Mask, maybe.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Oh man, it ends up I forgot a lot more of VI than I thought. Which is actually pretty pleasant! I thought I might get bored, but not so.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Elendil wrote:
    like there are two weapons in me2 i would feel like i could use without switching weapons

    they are the locust and revenant

    MATTOCK.
    not enough boolets

    i can empty that thing in like three seconds

    yeah, but then everybody's dead

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I'm really surprised you'd never measured before Abd.

    Seems like curiosity would have compelled you to by now.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    majora's mask is a lot prettier than oot imo

    it's a combination of the art style working for it and like blur effects and stuff

    it's also the best game

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Richy wrote:
    I've started playing Ocarina of Time yesterday. I'm really not impressed.

    Maybe I'm too old for video games.

    More like Ocarine of Time is too old for you, that game is ancient man.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Inquisitor wrote:
    I'm really surprised you'd never measured before Abd.

    Seems like curiosity would have compelled you to by now.

    I started masturbating - if doing it without coming counts as masturbation which I think it does - at like, 9

    there is nothing about my erect penis I've been curious about

    I know it very well.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Seriously, I'd say, give Majora's Mask a try instead. If it doesn't work for you, leave it.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Inquisitor wrote:
    I'm really surprised you'd never measured before Abd.

    Seems like curiosity would have compelled you to by now.

    I started masturbating - if doing it without coming counts as masturbation which I think it does at like, 9

    there is nothing about my erect penis I've been curious about

    I know it very well.

    I think that's about the same for me, age wise. But one day a girl asked me and I couldn't answer so...I had to do some science!

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Inquisitor wrote:
    I'm really surprised you'd never measured before Abd.

    Seems like curiosity would have compelled you to by now.

    I started masturbating - if doing it without coming counts as masturbation which I think it does - at like, 9

    there is nothing about my erect penis I've been curious about

    I know it very well.

    One tends to measure their erect penis out of curiousity about the erect penis of others, and how theirs compares, generally.

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote:
    spool32 wrote:
    Inquisitor wrote:
    spool32 wrote:

    Have you lived overseas for very long before?

    nope.

    My experience was filled with discovering that little things we take for granted here in the USA, including fundamental rights guaranteed by the Constitution, were conspicuously missing in other nations. They were academic before I left, but missing them was a little unnerving... the feeling grew over time to be something I really noticed a lot. After 5 years abroad, I was very happy to come back to the good old USA, warts and all.

    Some people never return, but I was definitely glad to be back.

    Yeah, I'm very interested to see how it will go for me. Like I said, a part thinks I will never come back. But, a part of me thinks that I'll be terribly homesick and miss my friends too much. We'll see! May I ask where you were during your 5 years abroad?

    Republic of Ireland (Connacht region, in a small town north of Galway), with frequent trips throughout western, non-Scandinavian Europe. I spent time working in Germany, England, Northern Ireland, France, Spain, Greece, the Netherlands, and Belgium.

    Abdy is right about the little things that build up homesickness - brands of chips, the way people greet each other, they way they approach time and work. The difficulty of getting cranberry sauce for Thanksgiving. Social queues you miss or misunderstand... and later adopting them to make it easier to interact, even though they feel a bit faked.

    More serious things too.. example: There's no 5th amendment protection against self-incrimination in the RoI. If you refuse to answer a prosecutor's question "did you commit this crime?", the judge instructs the jury to assume you're guilty of the crime. That shook me a bit, even though I was never worried about facing the situation.

    It wasn't just friends for me... it was home. The familiar is really nice to return to, after years being the outsider everywhere you go.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    And it's not like you can trust women on this matter, you have to measure yourself. Because every girl worth their salt will talk up how great and big and awesome your penis is, at least to your face.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    also, having seen enough porn in my life, I knew I wasn't too small

    also also, who cares? When you're at the point with a girl that your penis is out, if she's disappointed, she's probably gonna be polite enough to continue anyway, it's gone too far to back down now /Louis CK

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote:
    Inquisitor wrote:
    spool32 wrote:
    Inquisitor wrote:
    spool32 wrote:

    Have you lived overseas for very long before?

    nope.

    My experience was filled with discovering that little things we take for granted here in the USA, including fundamental rights guaranteed by the Constitution, were conspicuously missing in other nations. They were academic before I left, but missing them was a little unnerving... the feeling grew over time to be something I really noticed a lot. After 5 years abroad, I was very happy to come back to the good old USA, warts and all.

    Some people never return, but I was definitely glad to be back.

    Yeah, I'm very interested to see how it will go for me. Like I said, a part thinks I will never come back. But, a part of me thinks that I'll be terribly homesick and miss my friends too much. We'll see! May I ask where you were during your 5 years abroad?

    Republic of Ireland (Connacht region, in a small town north of Galway), with frequent trips throughout western, non-Scandinavian Europe. I spent time working in Germany, England, Northern Ireland, France, Spain, Greece, the Netherlands, and Belgium.

    Abdy is right about the little things that build up homesickness - brands of chips, the way people greet each other, they way they approach time and work. The difficulty of getting cranberry sauce for Thanksgiving. Social queues you miss or misunderstand... and later adopting them to make it easier to interact, even though they feel a bit faked.

    More serious things too.. example: There's no 5th amendment protection against self-incrimination in the RoI. If you refuse to answer a prosecutor's question "did you commit this crime?", the judge instructs the jury to assume you're guilty of the crime. That shook me a bit, even though I was never worried about facing the situation.

    It wasn't just friends for me... it was home. The familiar is really nice to return to, after years being the outsider everywhere you go.

    Nice! What were you doing all about Europe anyway? Work? If so what kind? Sorry, I'm just a terribly curious person like that.

    But yeah, I can see what you are talking about, and how over the years it could seriously start to wear on ya.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Winky wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Inquisitor wrote:
    I'm really surprised you'd never measured before Abd.

    Seems like curiosity would have compelled you to by now.

    I started masturbating - if doing it without coming counts as masturbation which I think it does - at like, 9

    there is nothing about my erect penis I've been curious about

    I know it very well.

    One tends to measure their erect penis out of curiousity about the erect penis of others, and how theirs compares, generally.

    Well, see post about how I've never really been worried much

    plus, not only am I really thin, but my bone build doesn't make me very broad either

    I do not have child-bearing hips

    so, proportions help

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote:
    majora's mask is a lot prettier than oot imo

    it's a combination of the art style working for it and like blur effects and stuff

    it's also the best game

    This is true and everyone else who disagrees is a crazy person.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    also, having seen enough porn in my life, I knew I wasn't too small

    also also, who cares? When you're at the point with a girl that your penis is out, if she's disappointed, she's probably gonna be polite enough to continue anyway, it's gone too far to back down now /Louis CK
    not necessarily :(

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    I've had sex one time not happen with a girl once I already had my penis out...

    But that's because her boyfriend called and was like "Dude you were supposed to be at this restaurant for dinner like half an hour ago!"

    Up until this point she had been portraying herself as single.

    The bluest of balls.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote:
    Elendil wrote:
    the mattock is op imo

    my engineer is running the vindicator

    my soldiers always use the revenant

    the Avenger is a better machinegun than the revenant

    I would love it to absolute death if it's "gimping" wasn't just insane inaccuracy, but that you had to deploy it

    and if it had some sort of sci-fi ammo belts because ammo belts are awesome

    laser ammo belt

    everything in the future is made of lasers

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote:
    Abdhyius wrote:
    also, having seen enough porn in my life, I knew I wasn't too small

    also also, who cares? When you're at the point with a girl that your penis is out, if she's disappointed, she's probably gonna be polite enough to continue anyway, it's gone too far to back down now /Louis CK
    not necessarily :(

    I have heard a story from a girl where she started laughing hysterically and couldn't stop when she first saw a dude's penis. Killed the mood right quick.

    Granted, that was because he was uncircumcised but swore that he wasn't.

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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor the number of girls you've mentioned who have 'portrayed themselves as single' is getting mightily suspicious.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I've never lived outside of Norway, BTW

    I just get homesick really fast

    a week abroad is enough for me

    mostly, because I've never been abroad without my parents around

    which has been kinda annoying, most of the time

    I mean, like, I love my parents, but when we're for example picking a place to eat lunch, the everything about the way they go about that bothers me

    and I keep getting annoyed by it and keeping it all inside and present a smiling face takes a lot of effort

    the best time I've had abroad with my parents was in Angers last year because we were visiting my sister

    and with her being in france, and me being in the army, and her vacations and my leaves never matching up, meant that I'd gone like, three months without seeing her

    which was longer than I'd ever gone without seeing her in my life up until then

    so just being with my sister again made the trip great, no matter how irrationally annoyed I was at my parents

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    I think it depends on the person or region. I for one haven't felt particularly home sick in London, coming from NZ and I should note I really like and appreciate NZ still.

    I thunk it might be because I knew from a young age I had to move for uni or work, as farming was not for me.

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    Inquisitor the number of girls you've mentioned who have 'portrayed themselves as single' is getting mightily suspicious.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zltpe3YF8A

    This is Inqui's theme song and let's leave it at that

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    Inquisitor the number of girls you've mentioned who have 'portrayed themselves as single' is getting mightily suspicious.

    I've referenced this story in chat before, not every time I talk about a girl is it a separate instance. But yeah, I had had a decent amount of girls misrepresent their relationship status to me. And then there have been times when I have known and not cared.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    I wish my family could spend time together without it sucking

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    Inquisitor the number of girls you've mentioned who have 'portrayed themselves as single' is getting mightily suspicious.

    I've referenced this story in chat before, not every time I talk about a girl is it a separate instance. But yeah, I had had a decent amount of girls misrepresent their relationship status to me. And then there have been times when I have known and not cared.

    Aw, I hope you're not still that guy

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    Inquisitor wrote:
    spool32 wrote:
    Inquisitor wrote:
    spool32 wrote:
    Inquisitor wrote:
    spool32 wrote:

    Have you lived overseas for very long before?

    nope.

    My experience was filled with discovering that little things we take for granted here in the USA, including fundamental rights guaranteed by the Constitution, were conspicuously missing in other nations. They were academic before I left, but missing them was a little unnerving... the feeling grew over time to be something I really noticed a lot. After 5 years abroad, I was very happy to come back to the good old USA, warts and all.

    Some people never return, but I was definitely glad to be back.

    Yeah, I'm very interested to see how it will go for me. Like I said, a part thinks I will never come back. But, a part of me thinks that I'll be terribly homesick and miss my friends too much. We'll see! May I ask where you were during your 5 years abroad?

    Republic of Ireland (Connacht region, in a small town north of Galway), with frequent trips throughout western, non-Scandinavian Europe. I spent time working in Germany, England, Northern Ireland, France, Spain, Greece, the Netherlands, and Belgium.

    Abdy is right about the little things that build up homesickness - brands of chips, the way people greet each other, they way they approach time and work. The difficulty of getting cranberry sauce for Thanksgiving. Social queues you miss or misunderstand... and later adopting them to make it easier to interact, even though they feel a bit faked.

    More serious things too.. example: There's no 5th amendment protection against self-incrimination in the RoI. If you refuse to answer a prosecutor's question "did you commit this crime?", the judge instructs the jury to assume you're guilty of the crime. That shook me a bit, even though I was never worried about facing the situation.

    It wasn't just friends for me... it was home. The familiar is really nice to return to, after years being the outsider everywhere you go.

    Nice! What were you doing all about Europe anyway? Work? If so what kind? Sorry, I'm just a terribly curious person like that.

    But yeah, I can see what you are talking about, and how over the years it could seriously start to wear on ya.

    I worked for a company that sold and installed wireless data extractors + analysis software for the temperature logging boxes on refrigerated delivery trucks and containers. Also we hooked our gear into the engine computers on the fridge unit and the truck engine itself. We were partnered with Thermo King, one of the two big fridge trailer makers. The other is Carrier, they're more common here in the US.

    Edit: hit post too fast!

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    thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    in defense of being the 'other man': from a purely selfish perspective, its quite nice knowing that someone else is handling all of the bullshit drama stuff. (at least in the short term)

    #someshit
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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2012
    TL DR wrote:
    Inquisitor wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    Inquisitor the number of girls you've mentioned who have 'portrayed themselves as single' is getting mightily suspicious.

    I've referenced this story in chat before, not every time I talk about a girl is it a separate instance. But yeah, I had had a decent amount of girls misrepresent their relationship status to me. And then there have been times when I have known and not cared.

    Aw, I hope you're not still that guy

    No, this was mostly when I was younger (not that I am not still young) was more heartless and just wanted to stick my dick in warm things. That said, I am still willing to be that guy who says "Hey, you should break up with your boyfriend and be with me instead" to a degree that I'm not sure all of chat would approve.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote:
    Inquisitor wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    Inquisitor the number of girls you've mentioned who have 'portrayed themselves as single' is getting mightily suspicious.

    I've referenced this story in chat before, not every time I talk about a girl is it a separate instance. But yeah, I had had a decent amount of girls misrepresent their relationship status to me. And then there have been times when I have known and not cared.

    Aw, I hope you're not still that guy

    confession: I would be that guy right now if I got the chance.

    there is a girl, with whom there has been UST ever since the party I met her at

    she is living in town, her boyfriend (if she still has him) does not

    I know that I'm not gonna stop myself if she doesn't

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Oh good, Winky, you're on.

    Do you have an AIM or Steam account or something? I want to talk about something with you.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Wind Waker is the best Zelda

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
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    LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    Man, I love how effective two man suicide squads are in B3.

    C4ing so many tanks.

    Fairly instructive in how effective you can be when surviving the explosion isn't a number one priority.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    i know how to fight

    i will beat naysayers up

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Wind Waker is the best Zelda

    This is completely ridiculous.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Wind Waker is the best Zelda

    Amen.

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