Terrible Media (WARNING: may not be safe for 56K, H-scroll or sanity)

joshofalltrades · January 2012

I want to see some atrocities!

When these threads come up we usually talk about bad movies, and those are fun, but this time I want to open it up to any art or media form. Got some paintings of horribly anatomically inaccurate people? Post them! Did you go see an exceptionally bad band play and buy their CD? Share the ear needles! Voice acting, video games, book excerpts, stage performances gone awry, on and on. Display it here and immortalize a creator's shame for our enjoyment. Hell, I might even post some terrible songs I wrote when I was sixteen so it's all fair.

I need amusingly bad media to cheer up. Don't fail me, SE++!

I'll post when I'm not just on my mobile.

Tossrock · January 2012

Garlic Bread · January 2012

Tossrock wrote:

joshofalltrades · January 2012

Hahahahaha yessss you know what I want

#pipe · January 2012

edit: jesus fucking christ, Toss

Tonkka · January 2012

Welp, we're done here.

Tossrock · January 2012

http://smallcave.net/goferchan/afgoku01.html

Anne sighed as she sat in her room, staring at her wall. She just
finished writing in her diary, and had nothing to do. Life was boring
in the Secret Annex, but it was better than the alternative. It
was alright talking to Peter and Margot, but they were both such quiet
people, unlike the always active Anne. All of a sudden, a flash of
light appeared in the room! Anne jumped back, stifling a scream. Before
she could run out the closed door she noticed that the person who
appeared in the flash was not a Nazi officer, but someone who she had
never seen before! His clothes were very strange, and his hair was in
a spiky style that was totally new to her. She stood against the wall,
wary of the stranger, but he walked towards her and smiled, extending a
hand. "My name is Goku." The mysterious stranger said. Anne nervously
put her hand in his. He bent down and kissed it softly, then let go.
Anne blushed, feeling something she had never felt before go off inside
of her. "My name is Anne..." she replied quietly. "I'm sorry for what
just happened," Goku told her, "But I was caught in a time portal and
deposited here! My power cells will recharge soon, but until then, I'm
stuck here." Anne had no idea what the handsome visitor was talking
about, but she played along. "Well, sir" she said. "You may stay in my
room as long as you like!" Anne blushed again as she said this, and
giggled slightly. Goku looked around, and then sat on the bed. "Thank
you for the invitation. I'll be sure to repay you for it soon." Anne
did not understand what he meant by that, however, when he spoke, she
felt a warmth deep inside of her. She sat by him on the bed, staring
at the man's beautiful eyes. Finally, she could stand it no longer.
Anne leaned over and kissed the stranger on the cheek, and then pulled
back quickly, not sure of what she had done. "I'm sorry..." she said,
as she stumbled to find the right words. The visitor smirked. "No,
that's quite alright." He replied with a smile, putting one arm around
her. "You know, you're a very beautiful girl, but I... well..." Anne
looked at him, troubled. "What's the matter?" she said, with a sweet
smile. Goku looked nervous. "I... I'm already married." he finally
managed to choke out. Anne pulled away from him abruptly. "No!" she
said loudly, almost in tears. "I'm sorry..." he replied. Anne was
furious. "Nothing ever goes right!" she cried out. "I have to go
now, my power cells have recharged." said Goku. Anne was in tears
by now, staring at the wall so she wouldn't see Goku's face. He
smiled a sad smile, and disappeared in another flash, out of Anne's
life forever. Anne never forgot him, though... not until the end of time.

Tasteticle · January 2012

are you familiar with the ongoing saga of sonichu

Tossrock · January 2012

#pipe wrote:

edit: jesus fucking christ, Toss

I LOVE BEING STRONG FAST

#pipe · January 2012

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5GNwCITd9g

dbrock270 · January 2012

You guys want to see some Katara on Aang erotic fan fiction?

IT HAS PICTURES TOO!

Tossrock · January 2012

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRhDmUzWuBI

Matey · January 2012

Tasteticle wrote:

are you familiar with the ongoing saga of sonichu

i think this goes full circle to being awesome again

Antimatter · January 2012

this was dumb

Platy · January 2012

The Eye of Argon

Tossrock · January 2012

now bear my arctic blaast

BahamutZERO · January 2012

megaman you must get to the wadar woom
stop doctor wiwy!

Tasteticle · January 2012

#pipe wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5GNwCITd9g

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOVK_iQvvsw

dbrock270 · January 2012

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srrw_UnlRII

Ubik · January 2012

who's your favorite brokencyde member?

i can't decide between "phat j" and "antz"

PiptheFair · January 2012

Ubik wrote:

who's your favorite brokencyde member?

i can't decide between "phat j" and "antz"

why do you know things about them

#pipe · January 2012

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ_8XijAM2Y

Stale · January 2012

Tasteticle wrote:

#pipe wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5GNwCITd9g

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOVK_iQvvsw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4tM8drBJFk

Tossrock · January 2012

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8qG4AlK1qk

Platy · January 2012

Here's some information about the story and also a summary.

Tasteticle · January 2012

I don't think I can post it here

But there is a video series of some dude shitting himself while wearing skin tight spandex pants

My favourite episode is the one where he shits himself while riding an exercise bike

And it begins to seep out of the bottom cuffs of his pants as he is pedaling thus creating dual shit cyclones whirring outwards from his feet

Tossrock · January 2012

alright I'm spent

PiptheFair · January 2012

Tossrock wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8qG4AlK1qk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y82et9FRKcs

Repox · January 2012

...don't we already have a webcrumlic thread?

PiptheFair · January 2012

Tasteticle wrote:

I don't think I can post it here

But there is a video series of some dude shitting himself while wearing skin tight spandex pants

My favourite episode is the one where he shits himself while riding an exercise bike

And it begins to seep out of the bottom cuffs of his pants as he is pedaling thus creating dual shit cyclones whirring outwards from his feet

why is this episodic

I don't even

Tossrock · January 2012

I showed my roommates the 'Alcohol' video back in like, '09 so that we could mock it together

one of them actually liked it and would quote "Let's get fucked up!!" at me all the time

needless to say I killed her

Ubik · January 2012

PiptheFair wrote:

Ubik wrote:

who's your favorite brokencyde member?

i can't decide between "phat j" and "antz"

why do you know things about them

because i just wikipedia'd them

The Lovely Bastard · January 2012

boom

http://forgotten.faithweb.com/MaxLandis/legit00.htm

PiptheFair · January 2012

Ubik wrote:

PiptheFair wrote:

Ubik wrote:

who's your favorite brokencyde member?

i can't decide between "phat j" and "antz"

why do you know things about them

because i just wikipedia'd them

why

Ubik · January 2012

PiptheFair wrote:

Ubik wrote:

PiptheFair wrote:

Ubik wrote:

who's your favorite brokencyde member?

i can't decide between "phat j" and "antz"

why do you know things about them

because i just wikipedia'd them

why

to make sure their career wasn't wildly successful to preserve what little faith i have left in humanity

Ubik · January 2012

PiptheFair wrote:

Ubik wrote:

PiptheFair wrote:

Ubik wrote:

who's your favorite brokencyde member?

i can't decide between "phat j" and "antz"

why do you know things about them

because i just wikipedia'd them

why

to make sure their career wasn't wildly successful to preserve what little faith i have left in humanity

#pipe · January 2012

Ubik wrote:

PiptheFair wrote:

Ubik wrote:

PiptheFair wrote:

Ubik wrote:

who's your favorite brokencyde member?

i can't decide between "phat j" and "antz"

why do you know things about them

because i just wikipedia'd them

why

to make sure their career wasn't wildly successful to preserve what little faith i have left in humanity

They recently canceled their tour to Australia because nobody bought tickets.

a friend linked a story about it on my facebook that make me laugh really really hard.

then I read the comments and it was full of people really upset that they weren't coming and cursing the world for not having good enough taste in music to buy tickets to see Brokencyde and then I got sad.