Legoland has been slowly polluted by crappy Legos. Beginning with everything that wasn’t pirates or castles in the early 1990s, Lego have gone downhill. Towns, awful ninjas (in multiple incarnations), Toy Story, Avatar, and even Batman have had uninspired and relatively bland sets. That’s not to say that they aren’t still awesome (being Legos and all), but compared to the glory of the late 80s and early 90s, more recent Legos are pretty lacking.
This changes now! Some vigilant (and super-awesome) Legos are determined to get things back to the way they once were, even if that means throwing every lousy Lego in a microwave and pushing the “30 second” button 10 times. Good luck to all of you crappy Legos who want to survive the purge!
This will be a fairly basic phalla, although there are very little in the way of true vanillagers. Please don’t role-call, ask about mechanics in-thread (PM me first, if it’s needed I’ll post it in-thread), and so forth. There will be a few alt win cons. There will not be conversions. I’d like to hit 50 sign-ups in the next day or two. I’ll have someone look over my set-up to double-check it for balance. Obviously that person probably shouldn’t play, so if you want to sit this one out but help make sure nothing is too broken, PM me.
Dr. H would like to wish you good luck
5 CaptainPlanet
6 Gumpy
13 paccavi
15 Gaslight (You will have fun with this. Even if you're day 1'd)
17 Tayrun
25 Slym
27 Mascara305
31 Vertroue
34 Citizen
37 Kias
41 tzeentchilng
The melted dead
DAY ONE
Antimatter the Crappy Megablocks figure, slashed to bits - MAFIA
Corvidae the Generic Townsperson, feathered with arrows - MAFIA
and Jackisreal, the Lego(s) gamepiece who was voted off by the heartless village
DAY TWO
Flarne the Game Piece - Blown up by a Bomb
Warban the Bus Driver - Broken to bits by a teething tot
piL the Troll from Dwarf Castle - Blown up by a Bomb
MrTlicious the Robot Command Center - Ripped apart by dense rock matter
AkimboLegs the Pirate killed by Mafia
Stever777 the Joker - Killed by Mafia
DAY THREE
Retaba, Aang the Last Airbender - Mafia
Bedlam the Martian - Mafia
Void Slayer - Anakin Suckwalker - Ray Gun'd by Mafia
Kime - Closest thing to a vanillager - Gun'd down in the prime of life
Ketbra - Ninjago - Vig'd
Lucedes - Vote
CapFalcon - Loki - Feather'd by the Mafia
Malkor - Robin Hood - Spun out like he was hung out
Cythraul - Cop - Cut the Blue Wire with White Stripes
Assuran - Acher - Mafia - Caught in the blast
DAY FOUR
Towndrunk34 - Cop - Mafia'd
Langly the Crappy Megablocks figure - Mafia'd
Void Slayer - Darth Vader - Mafia'd - Unblockable Death Ray
JDarksun the Princess - Vote - Shat by Spat
Daniant - Pirate Captain - Ripped apart by dueling vigs.
DAY FIVE
ThatDudeOverThere - Cop - Diaper Dandy'd by the mob
Phyphor - Wolverine - Mafia'd
38thDoe - Crappy little dwarf - Mafia'd
BobCesca - Cop - Adamantium allergy
See317 - pirate - Michael Keaton'd
DAY SIX
SeGaTai the Firefighter
Cayrus, Wonder Woman
Shiny New Toys the Soccer Hooligan
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As a Europeon, I have to ask, why do you call them legos
As an American what I say goes.
Or because that's what I called them as a child I guess.
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I may not be too good at the whole Phalla thing, but surely my love for tiny plastic building blocks will carry me through safely.
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What else would they be called, silly Gumpy?
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Then, I remembered.
That was yesterday.
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Towns have been around since the 90s. They sucked then too.
I mean, they were awesome, but compared to pirates or medieval sets...
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Rule #1: Kime is always evil.
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There may not be as much sex in this game as there was in Archer, maybe...
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The more of these I play in, the better my mechanics will be when I eventually do the Star Wars Phalla that is kicking around in the back of my head.
you might want to lock down that theme before it gets taken. I know I had some ideas for doing that and was close to taking it.
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Limed for truth. I had three or four pirate sets. My favorite thing was the little chests of LEGO gold. Shiny!
Also, I had a ghost that glowed in the dark from a medieval set. It was the best ever.
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Confusion will be my epitaph
I had that one