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Hospitals and Long Term Treatment: Chronic illness thread for the repeat customers

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Had a fever of 101.2 all day today. I have a compromised immune system from all my immunosuppressants so that's a big deal.

    Good thing I am already headed to the hospital tomorrow for an endoscopy.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Yeah, gotta get another ostomy. Drain didn't work.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    That blows Munkus, I'm sorry :cry:

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    I'm sorry to hear that Munkus :(

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Munkus

    Have you tried not being sick?

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    So my toe is agony, looks kind of inflamed (maybe), and possibly just a teeeeeeeensy bit swollen.

    I can barely stand on it, and there's no way I'm getting to sleep with it this sore.

    Fuck it, let's go to A&E.

    First one to guess the diagnosis wins a prize.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Infected ingrown nail?

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Negatory, it's a much better diagnosis than that.

    I almost thought the doctor was joking when she told me.

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    ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I totally know the answer.

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Cyst on your toe?
    Idk, tell us!

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    I dunno, I'll leave it for now incase other people want to guess.

    All I'll say is, I felt like I should be wearing a suit, maybe with a top hat, when I was diagnosed.

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    Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    I feel like shit posting in this thread because I'm in remission.

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    Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    I dunno, I'll leave it for now incase other people want to guess.

    All I'll say is, I felt like I should be wearing a suit, maybe with a top hat, when I was diagnosed.

    gout, the disease of kings!

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    I dunno, I'll leave it for now incase other people want to guess.

    All I'll say is, I felt like I should be wearing a suit, maybe with a top hat, when I was diagnosed.

    gout, the disease of kings!

    We have a winner!

    I have the gout!

    This is one of those annoying things that happens to renal patients, as their kidneys fail to successfully weed out all of the uric acid, allowing it to build up and crystalise around joints.

    The extra fun for renal patients is that many of the common treatments for gout would kill them, so we just get given some painkillers and told to try and keep the affected areas elevated.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I've been avoiding the subject of surgery for a week. I know this is inevitable...but I just...don't want to do it. I really don't. And the thought of never getting rid of it frightens me, keeps me up at night. I guess I'm just in denial.

    Also it took me an hour to administer my shot because I am just plain afraid of needles. Dammit.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Fyndir wrote: »
    I dunno, I'll leave it for now incase other people want to guess.

    All I'll say is, I felt like I should be wearing a suit, maybe with a top hat, when I was diagnosed.

    gout, the disease of kings!

    We have a winner!

    I have the gout!

    This is one of those annoying things that happens to renal patients, as their kidneys fail to successfully weed out all of the uric acid, allowing it to build up and crystalise around joints.

    The extra fun for renal patients is that many of the common treatments for gout would kill them, so we just get given some painkillers and told to try and keep the affected areas elevated.

    you can't take allopurinol? it's actually supposed to be useful to people with gout and bad kidneys

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    I've been avoiding the subject of surgery for a week. I know this is inevitable...but I just...don't want to do it. I really don't. And the thought of never getting rid of it frightens me, keeps me up at night. I guess I'm just in denial.

    Also it took me an hour to administer my shot because I am just plain afraid of needles. Dammit.

    Pretty sure it goes without saying, but if you need anything, don't hesitate to hit me up.

    Shit, if it helps in any way, shape or form, I will spend an entire week eating fancy food with just one sort of utensil, and send you the photos.

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    Oi, I hate needles too. I am a real baby about them, you are a trooper.

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    Sir Headless VIISir Headless VII Registered User regular
    I've been avoiding the subject of surgery for a week. I know this is inevitable...but I just...don't want to do it. I really don't. And the thought of never getting rid of it frightens me, keeps me up at night. I guess I'm just in denial.

    Also it took me an hour to administer my shot because I am just plain afraid of needles. Dammit.

    I have surgery on Friday, I am nervous about it. This will change my life, for better or worse. Prep starts tomorrow.

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    I donated blood once, that needle sucked, but the whole part where they have you squeeze a stress ball during the process to help move the blood along hurt worse.

    They were doing marrow donations as well, but I have heard some things about the needles they use being huge as fuck.

    I think I'll work my way up to that.

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    I've been avoiding the subject of surgery for a week. I know this is inevitable...but I just...don't want to do it. I really don't. And the thought of never getting rid of it frightens me, keeps me up at night. I guess I'm just in denial.

    Also it took me an hour to administer my shot because I am just plain afraid of needles. Dammit.

    I have surgery on Friday, I am nervous about it. This will change my life, for better or worse. Prep starts tomorrow.

    First time?

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    Sir Headless VIISir Headless VII Registered User regular
    I've been avoiding the subject of surgery for a week. I know this is inevitable...but I just...don't want to do it. I really don't. And the thought of never getting rid of it frightens me, keeps me up at night. I guess I'm just in denial.

    Also it took me an hour to administer my shot because I am just plain afraid of needles. Dammit.

    I have surgery on Friday, I am nervous about it. This will change my life, for better or worse. Prep starts tomorrow.

    First time?

    Yes

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    I've been avoiding the subject of surgery for a week. I know this is inevitable...but I just...don't want to do it. I really don't. And the thought of never getting rid of it frightens me, keeps me up at night. I guess I'm just in denial.

    Also it took me an hour to administer my shot because I am just plain afraid of needles. Dammit.

    I have surgery on Friday, I am nervous about it. This will change my life, for better or worse. Prep starts tomorrow.

    First time?

    Yes

    What's the operation, if you don't mind me asking?

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    Sir Headless VIISir Headless VII Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    Bowel Resection, they are cutting out several pieces of my intestine.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Just remember to shave your junk before you go under.

    Even if you aren't having a junk related procedure.

    You'll be unconscious they'll totally check out your gear while your down for the count.

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    Sir Headless VIISir Headless VII Registered User regular
    Maybe I should shave a cool design instead.

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Bowel Resection, they are cutting out several pieces of my intestine.

    Yikes. D:

    Well, the important thing is not to psyche yourself out about it; that's not to say don't try to not worry about it (which won't be possible, especially since it's your first), but just don't devote time and energy into thinking about it more than you have to.

    The people who are going to be taking care of you have to go through four years of school before they're even eligible to learn how to hold a scalpel, and the nursing staff has had just as much education.

    Just keep your head about you as much as possible. And don't be afraid to bawl your eyes out. That's a natural reaction. People expect that.

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Maybe I should shave a cool design instead.

    Anesthesiologists are big fans of unicorn patterns.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    What is the penile equivalent to vajazzling?

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    Sir Headless VIISir Headless VII Registered User regular
    I don't think I have enough hair to properly proportion a unicorn with my dick as the horn.

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    Sir Headless VIISir Headless VII Registered User regular
    The horn will be way too big if you get my drift.

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    That's why hairplugs are a thing.

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    Sir Headless VIISir Headless VII Registered User regular
    Also I am not really nervous about the doctors or anything I am more nervous about what my life will be like afterwards. This has the potential to make my life dramatically better or dramatically worse and I am nervous about that range of unknown.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    So I was bored and reading back in the thread and noticed people complaining about the pain scale.

    Yeah it's bullshit and everyone knows it, but this is how the protocol works.

    When you're admitted to the hospital the doctor prescribes you "as needed" drugs, among them are pain medications, 1-2 is typically something like tylonol or aspirin, 3-4 is often 2mg morphine, 5-6 4mg, 7-8 6mg 9-10 8mg or whatever the facility prefers. The nurse can give you this pretty much whenever, if it doesn't work they can get a new prescription for highter doees. Yeah it's bullshit... just say 10 if you're in a lot of pain, the hospital isn't the place to show your manliness. If you have chronic pain and have been getting opiates for a while, let them know, because you're going to be hella tolerant. Some people take as much as 300mg of morphine a day.

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Also I am not really nervous about the doctors or anything I am more nervous about what my life will be like afterwards. This has the potential to make my life dramatically better or dramatically worse and I am nervous about that range of unknown.

    It damn well better be dramatically better, or I'm going to put my boot up some asses.

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    Fyndir wrote: »
    I dunno, I'll leave it for now incase other people want to guess.

    All I'll say is, I felt like I should be wearing a suit, maybe with a top hat, when I was diagnosed.

    gout, the disease of kings!

    We have a winner!

    I have the gout!

    This is one of those annoying things that happens to renal patients, as their kidneys fail to successfully weed out all of the uric acid, allowing it to build up and crystalise around joints.

    The extra fun for renal patients is that many of the common treatments for gout would kill them, so we just get given some painkillers and told to try and keep the affected areas elevated.

    you can't take allopurinol? it's actually supposed to be useful to people with gout and bad kidneys

    I am getting some kind of steroid and something else today, need to go pick them up and I've forgotten what the names were, but this was a 2 day wait after initial diagnosis to see my regular doctor so that she could call some renal specialists and get recommendations on what could be prescribed for me.

    Annnd today my foot feels kind of better anyway, so I'm debating whether or not I should actually take the medicine when I go get it.

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    @Dead Legend

    What I have is a 2 day course of Colchicine (500 MGC twice per day), and if that doesn't work I've to start a 5 day course of Prednisolone (25MG twice per day).

    This is apparently what my doctor agreed on with the renal consultant.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    @Dead Legend

    What I have is a 2 day course of Colchicine (500 MGC twice per day), and if that doesn't work I've to start a 5 day course of Prednisolone (25MG twice per day).

    This is apparently what my doctor agreed on with the renal consultant.

    Well I don't know your situation and I'm no doctor so I guess they know best. My dad's used the colchicine before I think but the allopurinol really seems to knock the gout out before it gets started too bad.

    Good luck either way!

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    I donated blood once, that needle sucked, but the whole part where they have you squeeze a stress ball during the process to help move the blood along hurt worse.

    I've given blood four times. I didn't think it hurt that much, but I had to stop because I get all lightheaded for some reason.

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    SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    Being in relatively good health, donating blood as often as I can is one way that I feel I can help out others. It doesn't affect me at all to donate, and I know that it's going out to help people.

    I recommend that anyone who is able to donate absolutely do so. It's only an hour or less out of your day, and it's just plain good karma.

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