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Evil Multifarious
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Have you ever seen the Wikipedia unusual articles page?
Exploding whales?
A goat who held rank in the British military?
A museum dedicated to bad art?
There is enough here for you to waste a year of your life gasping in shock. Look how bad this art is!
Or how about the most metal church ever?
Exploding whales?
A goat who held rank in the British military?
A museum dedicated to bad art?
There is enough here for you to waste a year of your life gasping in shock. Look how bad this art is!
Or how about the most metal church ever?
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i'm showering and wearing deoderant but i'm more stinky than usual the last couple of days
aaron was like 'no you smell fantastic, kind of like cotton candy'
he tried to prevent me from showering
because i care
also because i'm drinking alone while wearing long underwear
you should really consider the revised rules
six hours is so much better
Coincidentally, a military veteran from Springfield with explosives training, Walter Umenhoefer, was at the scene scoping a potential manufacturing site for his employer.[1] Umenhoefer later told The Springfield News reporter Ben Raymond Lode that he had warned Thornton that the amount of dynamite he was using was very wrong—too little to disintegrate eight tons of untamped carcass, too much to simply push it off the beach. Umenhoefer said Thornton was not interested in the advice. However, by an odd coincidence, it was Umenhoefer's brand-new Oldsmobile that was flattened by a flying chunk of blubber after the blast. He told Lode he had just bought the Ninety-Eight Regency at Dunham Oldsmobile in Eugene, during the "Get a Whale of a Deal" promotion.[1]
On the one hand, awesome
on the other hand why does this take so long
The thing was one of the regulars had a friend (?) with him who, despite being repeatedly invited, wasn't actually playing any games. He was just sitting watching drinking a six pack of natty ice. We ended up calling the game of zavindor early because he was getting really weird and creepy.
I can't argue the convenince of six hours but, there is somethin just so epic about a game this long.
@Dread Pirate Arbuthnot really?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0a/Basking_Shark.jpg
Such a great show. One of the best police procedurals ever. I love it; it's like NYPD Blue meets Arrested Development.
Darn, even my alt-255 trick doesn't work
On the black screen
Very true. As they the same as whale sharks?
There's a big aquarium in Japan that has one in a tank, which would blow minds.
No, different genus I think
great year
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
HAPPY ASIAN BIRTHDAY HOWEVER LATE IT IS
@Eddy Happy birthday, motherfucker!
i am now going to sleep
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Aquariums with whale sharks are the tits.
so, i was right in that this was a hoax
but wrong in thinking it was photoshopped. i'll never make jpeg investigator at this rate
On the black screen
Was disappointed when it was cancelled.
Like people will, depnding upon how much damage they take, either manage to deflect, dodge or have the damage absorbed by armor (no damage), to small cuts, bruises and abrasions (small amount of damage), take a glancing blow, fairly serious cut, break something that won't physically hinder them (fair amount of HP loss) or possibly take damage that is severe and will almost assuredly hinder them in some way (losing half or more of their HP from a single atttack). Then when they drop below zero is when shit gets, as they say, real damage-wise. And if drops them to dead dead you get into stuff like decapitation, arrow through the skull, crushed skull, flesh incinerated etc
Granted this can get tiresome to deal with as a DM but I figure fuck it, DMing in general can be pretty tiresome and it's more fun then just "roll-dice, subtract points, next?"
I've also experimented with keeping all the actual damage points done under wraps and relying on descriptions of the attacks to let them know generally how fucked up they are but not specifically and, since I explained the above ahead of time, it actually went pretty well. However I had a pretty laid back group of players when we tried this, I can see it going horribly wrong with certain kinds of players.
Don't hate me, but it turns out I can't afford it time wise and financially. I am going to portland for three days tomorrow morning, and I just cant do two trips.
I thought I could, but my schedule got crazy busy next week and I need the weekend to catch up on grading and writing lectures, especially since I won't be able to this weekend.
Awesome, more than one awesome big shark.
Good work world.
Just in case I haven't: you are the worst.