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I know someone who used to be a teacher at a primary school, after a big power cut that affected loads of people she had one of her students proudly tell her the next day about how his family had made a fire in their shower in their rented apartment and cooked dinner over it
I still can't believe I'm the responsible one in my family - but only in emergencies.
When lightning started a huge fire by striking the shed in the backyard, I calmly moved all the vehicles and gas operated stuff to the other side of the street, and then grabbed my dog and waited in one of the cars for the firemen to get there. After a while I wondered what my parents were doing so I go back in the house and I see my mom washing dishes, and out of the window above the sink I can see my dad running back and forth bare-foot like a maniac with one cooking pot full of water throwing it at this huge blaze.
He was lucky he didn't get electrocuted, with all the water on the ground and the exposed circuits from the shed. Oh yeah, did I mention that? It was POORING DOWN RAIN, and he thought one pot of water would help. The firemen couldn't even stop the fire - they just made sure it didn't spread to the house. The thing with my mom was so weird though - it was like she was in shock and just shut down. Like her mind was completely turned off and her body just went into autopilot mode. I mean we wouldn't want these firemen seeing any dirty dishes, right?
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However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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Is this one of those things where your countrymen are referring to totally random shit when they say words like "grill"? Or "gas"?
Or "water"?
those when heated burn like a mother fucker.
all canadians pee CO2
that's how they breathe
that is my fire related story
well my dog is pretty amazing in general
Beagles are pretty awesome
your dog is super adorable
Engaging "d'awwwwww"
it lights my cigarettes and boils my tea
now I feel like yawning
I love beagles so much
That's because beagles are the best
we have similar ideas, you and me
what if you had a husky-beagle mix?
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better
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When lightning started a huge fire by striking the shed in the backyard, I calmly moved all the vehicles and gas operated stuff to the other side of the street, and then grabbed my dog and waited in one of the cars for the firemen to get there. After a while I wondered what my parents were doing so I go back in the house and I see my mom washing dishes, and out of the window above the sink I can see my dad running back and forth bare-foot like a maniac with one cooking pot full of water throwing it at this huge blaze.
He was lucky he didn't get electrocuted, with all the water on the ground and the exposed circuits from the shed. Oh yeah, did I mention that? It was POORING DOWN RAIN, and he thought one pot of water would help. The firemen couldn't even stop the fire - they just made sure it didn't spread to the house. The thing with my mom was so weird though - it was like she was in shock and just shut down. Like her mind was completely turned off and her body just went into autopilot mode. I mean we wouldn't want these firemen seeing any dirty dishes, right?
Or in the summer when my friend was having a bbq but cooked to much bacon and there was a moderate sized grease fire. That was pretty entertaining.
he heats that shit by chopping wood and burning it in this giant old stove
it's actually pretty nice in the one room in the house that is next to that stove
I always thought that still sounded like a good idea. It's cool when the thing you cook with also heats the place.
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fire rules
However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
Impossible
no, it's extremely possible.
as soon as I looked at this picture, I suddenly felt the need to take a shit
I do not think these things are unrelated
Sorry!
Now that's an appetizer!
There is however the point at which your barbecue catches on fire and that's the realistic limit!