Garlic Breadi'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeableregular
not to kill your celebration with creepin
You should get like...four more dogs when you get the house
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UnbrokenEvaHIGH ON THE WIREBUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered Userregular
My wife does want to start a kennel/breeding professionally at some point. She's already been making contacts with other breeders and so on for a few years now.
It probably won't be this house though, likely the next one we move to in 5-10 years.
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Garlic Breadi'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeableregular
You still need more dogs to look adorable and play with
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Garlic Breadi'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeableregular
edited February 2012
like, three beagles
Three beagles should do it
Garlic Bread on
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nevilleThe Worst Gay(Seriously. The Worst!)Registered Userregular
Has anybody been murdered in that house, possibly a young bride?
It amused me to no end to discover that the standard offer template includes a requirement that they disclose any such traumatic deaths in the house's history.
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UnbrokenEvaHIGH ON THE WIREBUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered Userregular
Though it is the house a friend from high school lived in - I thought the last name was a coincidence but nope, her picture was on the wall in the hallway.
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Ubikoh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by thenRegistered Userregular
read a case in property class where a home buyer sued the seller because the house was haunted
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UnbrokenEvaHIGH ON THE WIREBUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered Userregular
Basically we have an awesome super experienced real estate agent who is also a family friend and therefore will not dick us over, and anyone she suggests re: mortgage broker and home inspector we feel pretty safe trusting.
Also my best friend does estimates for a disaster recovery company so any work that the inspector says is needed, he can probably ballpark the cost to within 10%.
You are one lucky fuck
Thank every god you can think of for your good fortune
oh, I know. I'm basically going to force any friends that are looking for a house to work with Leila even if I have to do so at gunpoint, and when she retires I'm going to ask her for recommendations on who she would use.
seriously this whole process has been easier than I thought possible. I can't imagine what it would be like with an agent I didn't trust completely.
oh yeah, I'm even luckier than that - the law firm I work for gives staff 50% off legal fees when buying a house.
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Garlic Breadi'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeableregular
Though it is the house a friend from high school lived in - I thought the last name was a coincidence but nope, her picture was on the wall in the hallway.
That means she gets to be the godmother of the first child conceived there
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UnbrokenEvaHIGH ON THE WIREBUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered Userregular
Though it is the house a friend from high school lived in - I thought the last name was a coincidence but nope, her picture was on the wall in the hallway.
That means she gets to be the godmother of the first child conceived there
only if the child is conceived in her old bedroom. I've read the rules.
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Garlic Breadi'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeableregular
Though it is the house a friend from high school lived in - I thought the last name was a coincidence but nope, her picture was on the wall in the hallway.
That means she gets to be the godmother of the first child conceived there
only if the child is conceived in her old bedroom. I've read the rules.
Okay good
Don't want you going in there blind
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TonkkaSome one in the club tonightHas stolen my ideas.Registered Userregular
UnbrokenEvaHIGH ON THE WIREBUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered Userregular
the way I see it, we're more than quadrupling our square footage compared to our current apartment. That means 6 more people can live with us. That's basic logic/math, I don't think I even need to bother my wife for her opinion.
the way I see it, we're more than quadrupling our square footage compared to our current apartment. That means 6 more people can live with us. That's basic logic/math, I don't think I even need to bother my wife for her opinion.
I'm going to say congratulations on the new house dude. It's a lot of work, but it's worth it for that feeling of "this place is MINE, and I can do what I want to it."
Just remember that loan companies have a million and one pieces of paper you need to sign and sometimes come up with the most bizarre requests. I have experienced this personally.
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Garlic Breadi'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeableregular
Just remember that loan companies have a million and one pieces of paper you need to sign and sometimes come up with the most bizarre requests. I have experienced this personally.
Page 12, article six
"By buying this house, you agree to Send Keith a Message."
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UnbrokenEvaHIGH ON THE WIREBUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered Userregular
dammit I knew I shouldn't have gone with half-price legal advice.
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Garlic Breadi'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeableregular
"Upon purchase of this house, the realtor is allowed to sleep on your couch for one month as he finds a new home, because he was sleeping in this vacant house."
UnbrokenEvaHIGH ON THE WIREBUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered Userregular
Just had the inspection, started feeling pretty good when the inspector used words like "brand new" and "immaculate" to describe the roof. There's a handful of really minor things that even if the seller doesn't offer to fix them before he leaves we'll still be okay with. It looks like we continue to be the luckiest first time homebuyers in history.
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Garlic Breadi'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeableregular
all because of the Keith clause
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UnbrokenEvaHIGH ON THE WIREBUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered Userregular
actually, bad news Keith. The 2 bedrooms in the basement can't technically be used as bedrooms as the windows do not open enough for someone to crawl through in the event of a fire. Looks like they'll be an office and a craft room instead.
You could share the basement couch with the dogs though, if that's cool. it's right by the woodstove so you won't be cold.
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UnbrokenEvaHIGH ON THE WIREBUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered Userregular
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You should get like...four more dogs when you get the house
It probably won't be this house though, likely the next one we move to in 5-10 years.
Three beagles should do it
you can also use my kitchen.
Just sayin'
cookies for cocks
got it.
i'm used to this arrangement.
I accept your terms.
oh I guess it's just me
Sorry, MOM
I WOULD LEARN FOR YOU
It amused me to no end to discover that the standard offer template includes a requirement that they disclose any such traumatic deaths in the house's history.
oh yeah, I'm even luckier than that - the law firm I work for gives staff 50% off legal fees when buying a house.
That means she gets to be the godmother of the first child conceived there
only if the child is conceived in her old bedroom. I've read the rules.
Okay good
Don't want you going in there blind
Oh wait has anyone asked that yet?
DIBS
Just remember that loan companies have a million and one pieces of paper you need to sign and sometimes come up with the most bizarre requests. I have experienced this personally.
Page 12, article six
"By buying this house, you agree to Send Keith a Message."
Oh wait, this isn't a sitcom.
Unless you send Keith a message.
mongoose and I are hoping to find a house to rent when we mosey on out of our current place.
You could share the basement couch with the dogs though, if that's cool. it's right by the woodstove so you won't be cold.
Like Keith would object to dogs.