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[WrestleMania XXVIII] So long from the sunshine state
PwnanObrien
He's right, life sucks.Registered User regular
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So yeah, professional wrestling. There's a bunch of companies and wrestlers who we talk about in here. In case you need a quick recap:
WWE
RAW
CM Punk is currently the WWE Champion and WWE hopes we ignore all the pointless hot-potatoing of the title between his past two reigns.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Rz38IwXKG0Brodus Clay finally debuted and the joke was quickly run into the ground. Here's hoping he has something funky fresh planned soon.
You don't know it yet but Dolph Ziggler is the real reason you're watching despite the fact that his hair reminds me of the cartoon version of The Crypt Keeper.
Also the angle that won't die has finally given us something entertaining (hint: it didn't involve Cena or Kane):
...and then Zack Ryder was a face forever until the sun exploded.
SMACKDOWN
MEANWHILE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCc6bHs9ZOo
NXT: The show time forgot
Scientists recently uncovered a strange anomaly in the space time continuum that takes place before Smackdown is taped wherein the year 2011 seems to have never ended. Originally this show was supposed to be about rookies being coached by pros but it's become more of purgatory for opening acts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G4TOJqAw6k...wait, Regal's in charge? And they usually have guys like Yoshi Tatsu wrestle? Why isn't this on TV again?
FCW
Florida Championship Wrestling is a farm league where WWE trains independent wrestlers in front of crowds smaller than they're used to while telling them they're nobodies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRm-2loMupMDean Ambrose, Antonio Cesaro and new addition Chris Hero Sonny Onoo Kassius Ohno are the best reasons to watch the wrestling but the real reason you're reading this is to see me praise Wiliam Regal's commentary.
TNA...Impact Wrestling? Ring Ka King.
Vince Russo was fired.
Wait? Wut?
Also Samoa Joe is there? I don't know. It's best not to think about TNA.
MEANWHILE IN INDIA...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89FHgivPGd0
WHAT!
Wait? Wut?
Also Samoa Joe is there? I don't know. It's best not to think about TNA.
MEANWHILE IN INDIA...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89FHgivPGd0WHAT!
ROH
#demboys continue to cut amazing promos and be crazy fucking rednecks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELOn2amIn_w
ROH is a great promotion booked by Jim Cornette that continually puts on amazing matches between some of the most athletic people in the business. Here's one now:
Kevin Steen has been re-hired after winning a bloody battle against Steve Corino. He continues to be the best promo guy in the business.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELOn2amIn_wROH is a great promotion booked by Jim Cornette that continually puts on amazing matches between some of the most athletic people in the business. Here's one now:
Kevin Steen has been re-hired after winning a bloody battle against Steve Corino. He continues to be the best promo guy in the business.
CHIKARA
CHIKARA is like a comic book, a 16 bit fighting game and lucha libre having an orgy at ECW's house. They're also very G rated despite having die-hard fans of all ages making them the Pixar of wrestling promotions.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klX0ahPgzdQ
They sponsor Botchamania and are home to the most evil vegan to ever adopt a rescue animal.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klX0ahPgzdQThey sponsor Botchamania and are home to the most evil vegan to ever adopt a rescue animal.
TONIGHT: In this very thread...
Pick-Ems
Evil Badman is an Evil Goodman who judges our predictions monthly.
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BOTCHAMANIA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANi4nReTsgk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTe42E_Wpds
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I feel bad for Mark Henry.
He worked his ass off.
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Considering they charge you for a lot of their coverage? Yeah, I'm fine with this.
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Did Christian pull an Edge and grow a beard when he was gone? But I guess since he isn't as good as Edge thats the best he can do.
TWO OF THEM
I really hope Cody Rhodes does hold both the IC and World Heavyweight Championships.
And then he get possessed by "the spirit of the Ultimate Warrior".
You can read all about this in my new book: "1001 Terrible Wrestling Ideas I Stole from Rummaging Around Kevin Dunn's Dumpster"
If they're actually having Kane's match in the main event, Rock shenanigans are happening
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It was like one asswipe chanting boring.
Yeah sorry about that. I thought the other thread would be locked once we have a new thread.
My bad.
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I still hurt for Z-Ry
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That was a miracle
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I love Cena for many things, and his sense of humor is one of the main reasons
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Meh, I liked it better when the New Age Outlaws tossed a dumpster containing Mick Foley and Terry Funk off the entrance ramp, and JR spent the rest of the broadcast scolding them and telling the fans not to try it at home with cars thinking it'd be cool
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