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[WrestleMania XXVIII] So long from the sunshine state

PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks.Registered User regular
edited April 2012 in Singularity Engine++
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So yeah, professional wrestling. There's a bunch of companies and wrestlers who we talk about in here. In case you need a quick recap:

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WWE
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CM Punk is currently the WWE Champion and WWE hopes we ignore all the pointless hot-potatoing of the title between his past two reigns.


Brodus Clay finally debuted and the joke was quickly run into the ground. Here's hoping he has something funky fresh planned soon.

You don't know it yet but Dolph Ziggler is the real reason you're watching despite the fact that his hair reminds me of the cartoon version of The Crypt Keeper.
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Also the angle that won't die has finally given us something entertaining (hint: it didn't involve Cena or Kane):
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...and then Zack Ryder was a face forever until the sun exploded.

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SMACKDOWN
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MEANWHILE
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NXT: The show time forgot
Scientists recently uncovered a strange anomaly in the space time continuum that takes place before Smackdown is taped wherein the year 2011 seems to have never ended. Originally this show was supposed to be about rookies being coached by pros but it's become more of purgatory for opening acts.


...wait, Regal's in charge? And they usually have guys like Yoshi Tatsu wrestle? Why isn't this on TV again?

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Florida Championship Wrestling is a farm league where WWE trains independent wrestlers in front of crowds smaller than they're used to while telling them they're nobodies.



Dean Ambrose, Antonio Cesaro and new addition Chris Hero Sonny Onoo Kassius Ohno are the best reasons to watch the wrestling but the real reason you're reading this is to see me praise Wiliam Regal's commentary.

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TNA...Impact Wrestling? Ring Ka King.
Vince Russo was fired.

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Wait? Wut?

Also Samoa Joe is there? I don't know. It's best not to think about TNA.

MEANWHILE IN INDIA...





WHAT!


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ROH
#demboys continue to cut amazing promos and be crazy fucking rednecks.


ROH is a great promotion booked by Jim Cornette that continually puts on amazing matches between some of the most athletic people in the business. Here's one now:
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Kevin Steen has been re-hired after winning a bloody battle against Steve Corino. He continues to be the best promo guy in the business.
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CHIKARA
CHIKARA is like a comic book, a 16 bit fighting game and lucha libre having an orgy at ECW's house. They're also very G rated despite having die-hard fans of all ages making them the Pixar of wrestling promotions.


They sponsor Botchamania and are home to the most evil vegan to ever adopt a rescue animal.
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TONIGHT: In this very thread...

Pick-Ems
Evil Badman is an Evil Goodman who judges our predictions monthly.
Top 25
1 Radius [C]
2 Gonmun [C]
3 TheSultan
4 The Geebs That Is A Pony
5 411Randle
6 EvilBadman
6 Sweeney Tom
9 Martian
9 pdk01
10 THEPAIN73
11 Nirya
11 David_T
13 DoomSong8
13 Lux
15 Shadowen
16 Goose!
17 MyNameIsWalrus
18 PwnanObrien
19 Hjorvarthr
20 mjn73178
21 LBD_Nytetrayn
22 Alistair Hutton
22 Maximum
24 Legacy
24 QuickSnap
Full Season Standings Here

BOTCHAMANIA



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  • KurnDerakKurnDerak Registered User regular
    DEL RIOOOOOO, but of course, you already knew that.

  • Lord Of The PantsLord Of The Pants Registered User regular
    Says a lot about a thread when it links to 411mania, but not The Observer.

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  • THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    That Scott Pilgrim photo is wonderful.

    I feel bad for Mark Henry.

    He worked his ass off.

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  • QuickSnapQuickSnap Registered User regular
    Nice OP, I am proud.

    "A little bit esoteric. Just bare with him, he'll get it right eventually; or drink himself death. Which wouldn't be the worst thing in the world, really."



    Hey Satan! Look over here!!

  • NiryaNirya My name's Bo Rida and I'm here to sayRegistered User regular
    Says a lot about a thread when it links to 411mania, but not The Observer.

    Considering they charge you for a lot of their coverage? Yeah, I'm fine with this.

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  • KurnDerakKurnDerak Registered User regular
    So, how long has it been since we've had a collection of heels hating the GM? I didn't think it had been that long.

    Did Christian pull an Edge and grow a beard when he was gone? But I guess since he isn't as good as Edge thats the best he can do.

  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    Oh shit! Christian!

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    the other thread is still open now there are two open wrestling threads

    TWO OF THEM

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    lol John Cena in the main event, wtg WWE

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  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    edited February 2012
    Welp, Rock's going to show up.

    I really hope Cody Rhodes does hold both the IC and World Heavyweight Championships.

    And then he get possessed by "the spirit of the Ultimate Warrior".

    You can read all about this in my new book: "1001 Terrible Wrestling Ideas I Stole from Rummaging Around Kevin Dunn's Dumpster"

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Yeah, WZ was actually right

    If they're actually having Kane's match in the main event, Rock shenanigans are happening

  • NiryaNirya My name's Bo Rida and I'm here to sayRegistered User regular
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  • THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    that photo is something amazing

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  • KurnDerakKurnDerak Registered User regular
    Did Henry fall asleep before they finally got around to taking that picture?

  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    Khali enters the chamber. That'll stop those "boring" chants.

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  • XehalusXehalus lofi Registered User regular
    Is that Christian standing between Del Rio and Ace?

  • QuickSnapQuickSnap Registered User regular
    I was eating dinner, did I miss Kane V Cena?

    "A little bit esoteric. Just bare with him, he'll get it right eventually; or drink himself death. Which wouldn't be the worst thing in the world, really."



    Hey Satan! Look over here!!

  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    Nope. Kane V Cena is the main event.

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  • QuickSnapQuickSnap Registered User regular
    Cool. Also, Santino is the most over guy in this match.

    "A little bit esoteric. Just bare with him, he'll get it right eventually; or drink himself death. Which wouldn't be the worst thing in the world, really."



    Hey Satan! Look over here!!

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    The Rules wrote:
    Preemptive threadmaking is a lesson in ridiculousness
    We don't need two open threads on the same goddamn topic. You can wait.

  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Khali enters the chamber. That'll stop those "boring" chants.

    It was like one asswipe chanting boring.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote:
    The Rules wrote:
    Preemptive threadmaking is a lesson in ridiculousness
    We don't need two open threads on the same goddamn topic. You can wait.

    Yeah sorry about that. I thought the other thread would be locked once we have a new thread.

    My bad.

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  • QuickSnapQuickSnap Registered User regular
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    "A little bit esoteric. Just bare with him, he'll get it right eventually; or drink himself death. Which wouldn't be the worst thing in the world, really."



    Hey Satan! Look over here!!

  • THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    I guess this was payment for leaving their match off last years Wrestlemania?

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Sheamus vs D Bry is gonna rule

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  • THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Shiny. Real shiny.Registered User regular
    Weak wheelchair spot.

    I still hurt for Z-Ry

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    How Ryder didn't break anything with that wheelchair spot Monday, I'll never understand

    That was a miracle

  • kingworkskingworks Registered User regular
    Crashing people in/with wheelchairs is the new ... uh, I don't know.

  • KurnDerakKurnDerak Registered User regular
    Speaking of wonders, I'm surprised Otunga didn't hurt himself with the way his ankle got caught when he was eliminated on SD.

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    "Is that enough to be in your Fave 5?"

    I love Cena for many things, and his sense of humor is one of the main reasons

  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    The new high spot on conveniently placed easily breakable tables.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    kingworks wrote:
    Crashing people in/with wheelchairs is the new ... uh, I don't know.

    Meh, I liked it better when the New Age Outlaws tossed a dumpster containing Mick Foley and Terry Funk off the entrance ramp, and JR spent the rest of the broadcast scolding them and telling the fans not to try it at home with cars thinking it'd be cool

  • QuickSnapQuickSnap Registered User regular
    Gotta keep cena strong. :|

    "A little bit esoteric. Just bare with him, he'll get it right eventually; or drink himself death. Which wouldn't be the worst thing in the world, really."



    Hey Satan! Look over here!!

  • KurnDerakKurnDerak Registered User regular
    Has there been a match tonight with a door involved in some way, where the match didn't have someone get a door shut on them?

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Oh this should end well

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator mod
    christ get the mic off of kane

  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Well shit, got that wrong.

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Well that was anticlimactic

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator mod
    well

    that happened

  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    lolwwe

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