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In my friend's new D&D game, I am going to be playing a bard. Rather than wielding a traditional weapon, I have been granted a special weapon: A "Battle Axe" guitar given to me by the gods themselves (similar to the weapon in Brutal Legend). I have purchased a Paper Jamz pro guitar that will let me add songs on to it. So, what would be the most fun and terrible songs to subject my fellow players to?