Pokémon - not fun [OP NSF3G]

Mizuumi

okay so apparently some kind of dumb video game is coming out in the US and EU this fall?? like, a pair of sequels to these shitty games but um lol who cares about that what we REALLY want here is



POK MON









to be burned at the stake cool bros list:
gary
broface
dotb
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whyther
klendy
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POKÉMON



















ducklett

[NWS link]

Nerdgasmic

exactly the quality I've come to expect from mizuumi

Marshmallow

That is a horrendous OP.

BugBoy

the first pokethread in which I don't want to post

Beasteh

oh my god miz

Beasteh

battle log #2, wherein hitmonlee proves that he is the owniest hitmon

Battle between spelle123 and Yeah Galo Sengan started!

Tier: Standard UU
Mode: Singles
Variation: +11, -21
Rule: Rated
Rule: Sleep Clause
Rule: Species Clause
Rule: Wifi Battle

Your team: Honchkrow / Hitmonlee / Hitmontop / Empoleon / Flygon / Froslass
Opponent's team: Crustle / Mismagius / Snorlax / Cobalion / Nidoking / Rotom-C

spelle123 sent out Crustle!
Yeah Galo Sengan sent out Empoleon!

Start of turn 1
Empoleon used Stealth Rock!
Pointed stones float in the air around spelle123's team!

Spelle123's Crustle used Stealth Rock!
Pointed stones float in the air around Yeah Galo Sengan's team!

Start of turn 2
spelle123 called Crustle back!
spelle123 sent out Rotom-C!
Pointed stones dug into spelle123's Rotom-C!

Empoleon used Scald!
It's not very effective...
Spelle123's Rotom-C lost 18% of its health!

Start of turn 3
Spelle123's Rotom-C used Will-O-Wisp!
Empoleon was burned!

Empoleon used Roar!
Pointed stones dug into spelle123's Mismagius!
Spelle123's Mismagius was dragged out!

Spelle123's Mismagius restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Empoleon is hurt by its burn!

Start of turn 4
spelle123 called Mismagius back!
spelle123 sent out Rotom-C!
Pointed stones dug into spelle123's Rotom-C!

Empoleon used Roar!
Pointed stones dug into spelle123's Nidoking!
Spelle123's Nidoking was dragged out!

Empoleon restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Empoleon is hurt by its burn!

Start of turn 5
spelle123 called Nidoking back!
spelle123 sent out Rotom-C!
Pointed stones dug into spelle123's Rotom-C!

Yeah Galo Sengan called Empoleon back!
Yeah Galo Sengan sent out Flygon!
Pointed stones dug into Flygon!

Start of turn 6
spelle123 called Rotom-C back!
spelle123 sent out Cobalion!
Pointed stones dug into spelle123's Cobalion!

Flygon used U-turn!
It's not very effective...
Spelle123's Cobalion lost 4% of its health!
Yeah Galo Sengan called Flygon back!
Yeah Galo Sengan sent out Hitmontop!
Pointed stones dug into Hitmontop!

Hitmontop intimidates spelle123's Cobalion!
Spelle123's Cobalion's Attack fell!

Hitmontop restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 7
spelle123 called Cobalion back!
spelle123 sent out Mismagius!
Pointed stones dug into spelle123's Mismagius!

Hitmontop used Foresight!
Hitmontop identified spelle123's Mismagius!

Spelle123's Mismagius restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 8
Spelle123's Mismagius used Substitute!
Spelle123's Mismagius made a substitute!

Hitmontop used Rapid Spin!
Spelle123's Mismagius's substitute took the damage!
Hitmontop blew away Stealth Rock!

Spelle123's Mismagius restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 9
Spelle123's Mismagius used Nasty Plot!
Spelle123's Mismagius's Sp. Att. sharply rose!

Hitmontop used Close Combat!
Spelle123's Mismagius's substitute faded!
Hitmontop's Defense fell!
Hitmontop's Sp. Def. fell!

Spelle123's Mismagius restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 10
Yeah Galo Sengan called Hitmontop back!
Yeah Galo Sengan sent out Honchkrow!

Spelle123's Mismagius used Substitute!
Spelle123's Mismagius made a substitute!

Spelle123's Mismagius restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 11
Yeah Galo Sengan called Honchkrow back!
Yeah Galo Sengan sent out Flygon!

Spelle123's Mismagius used Hidden Power!
Flygon lost 167 HP! (55% of its health)

Spelle123's Mismagius restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 12
Flygon used Outrage!
Spelle123's Mismagius's substitute faded!

Spelle123's Mismagius used Substitute!
Spelle123's Mismagius made a substitute!

Spelle123's Mismagius restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 13
Flygon used Outrage!
Spelle123's Mismagius's substitute faded!

Spelle123's Mismagius used Shadow Ball!
Flygon lost 117 HP! (38% of its health)
Flygon fainted!

Spelle123's Mismagius restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Yeah Galo Sengan sent out Froslass!

Start of turn 14
spelle123 called Mismagius back!
spelle123 sent out Cobalion!
Pointed stones dug into spelle123's Cobalion!

Froslass used Spikes!
Spikes were scattered all around the feet of spelle123's team!

Start of turn 15
Froslass used Spikes!
Spikes were scattered all around the feet of spelle123's team!

Spelle123's Cobalion used Iron Head!
It's super effective!
Froslass hung on using its Focus Sash!
Froslass lost 280 HP! (99% of its health)

Start of turn 16
Froslass used Destiny Bond!
Froslass is trying to take its foe with it!

Spelle123's Cobalion used Iron Head!
It's super effective!
Froslass lost 1 HP! (0% of its health)
Froslass fainted!
Froslass took spelle123's Cobalion down with it!
Spelle123's Cobalion fainted!

spelle123 sent out Rotom-C!
Pointed stones dug into spelle123's Rotom-C!

Yeah Galo Sengan sent out Empoleon!

Start of turn 17
Spelle123's Rotom-C used Volt Switch!
It's super effective!
Empoleon lost 176 HP! (47% of its health)
spelle123 called Rotom-C back!
spelle123 sent out Snorlax!
Pointed stones dug into spelle123's Snorlax!
Spelle123's Snorlax is hurt by spikes!

Empoleon used Roar!
Pointed stones dug into spelle123's Mismagius!
Spelle123's Mismagius was dragged out!

Spelle123's Mismagius restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Empoleon restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Empoleon is hurt by its burn!

Start of turn 18
Spelle123's Mismagius used Hidden Power!
It's super effective!
Empoleon lost 104 HP! (27% of its health)
Empoleon fainted!

Spelle123's Mismagius restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Yeah Galo Sengan sent out Honchkrow!

Start of turn 19
Spelle123's Mismagius used Substitute!
Spelle123's Mismagius made a substitute!

Honchkrow used Brave Bird!
Spelle123's Mismagius's substitute faded!
Honchkrow is hit with recoil!
Honchkrow is hurt by its Life Orb!

Spelle123's Mismagius restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 20
Spelle123's Mismagius used Substitute!
Spelle123's Mismagius made a substitute!

Honchkrow used Brave Bird!
Spelle123's Mismagius's substitute faded!
Honchkrow is hit with recoil!
Honchkrow is hurt by its Life Orb!

Spelle123's Mismagius restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 21
Honchkrow used Sucker Punch!
But if failed!

Spelle123's Mismagius used Nasty Plot!
Spelle123's Mismagius's Sp. Att. sharply rose!

Spelle123's Mismagius restored a little HP using its Leftovers!

Start of turn 22
Spelle123's Mismagius used Hidden Power!
Honchkrow lost 231 HP! (67% of its health)
Honchkrow fainted!

Spelle123's Mismagius restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Yeah Galo Sengan sent out Hitmontop!

Hitmontop intimidates spelle123's Mismagius!
Spelle123's Mismagius's Attack fell!

Start of turn 23
Spelle123's Mismagius used Nasty Plot!
Spelle123's Mismagius's Sp. Att. sharply rose!

Hitmontop used Toxic!
Spelle123's Mismagius was badly poisoned!

Spelle123's Mismagius restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Spelle123's Mismagius is hurt by poison!

Start of turn 24
Spelle123's Mismagius used Nasty Plot!
Spelle123's Mismagius's Sp. Att. sharply rose!

Hitmontop used Foresight!
Hitmontop identified spelle123's Mismagius!

Spelle123's Mismagius restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Spelle123's Mismagius is hurt by poison!

Start of turn 25
Spelle123's Mismagius used Shadow Ball!
Hitmontop lost 304 HP! (100% of its health)
Hitmontop fainted!

Spelle123's Mismagius restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Spelle123's Mismagius is hurt by poison!
Yeah Galo Sengan sent out Hitmonlee!

Start of turn 26
Hitmonlee used Fake Out!
Hitmonlee's Normal Gem raised Fake Out's power!
Spelle123's Mismagius lost 6% of its health!
Spelle123's Mismagius fainted!

spelle123 sent out Crustle!
Pointed stones dug into spelle123's Crustle!
Spelle123's Crustle is hurt by spikes!

Start of turn 27
Hitmonlee used Stone Edge!
It's super effective!
Spelle123's Crustle lost 44% of its health!

Spelle123's Crustle used Toxic!
Hitmonlee was badly poisoned!

Spelle123's Crustle restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Hitmonlee is hurt by poison!

Start of turn 28
Hitmonlee used Stone Edge!
It's super effective!
Spelle123's Crustle lost 19% of its health!
Spelle123's Crustle fainted!

Hitmonlee is hurt by poison!
spelle123 sent out Rotom-C!
Pointed stones dug into spelle123's Rotom-C!

Start of turn 29
Hitmonlee used Close Combat!
Spelle123's Rotom-C lost 19% of its health!
Spelle123's Rotom-C fainted!
Hitmonlee's Defense fell!
Hitmonlee's Sp. Def. fell!

Hitmonlee is hurt by poison!
spelle123 sent out Nidoking!
Pointed stones dug into spelle123's Nidoking!
Spelle123's Nidoking is hurt by spikes!

Start of turn 30
Hitmonlee used Earthquake!
It's super effective!
Spelle123's Nidoking lost 71% of its health!
Spelle123's Nidoking fainted!

Hitmonlee is hurt by poison!
spelle123 sent out Snorlax!
Pointed stones dug into spelle123's Snorlax!
Spelle123's Snorlax is hurt by spikes!

Start of turn 31
Hitmonlee used Close Combat!
It's super effective!
Spelle123's Snorlax lost 41% of its health!
Spelle123's Snorlax fainted!
Hitmonlee's Defense fell!
Hitmonlee's Sp. Def. fell!

Yeah Galo Sengan won the battle!

Mizuumi

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Bluedude152

Jesus, my computer couldn't even load half that.

miscellaneousinsanity

Came in here to talk about how I finally started playing FireRed but uhm, I think I'll be going now............ :I

BugBoy

good job miz

you scared away the new blood

Nerdgasmic

I knew I should have made the next thread

unintentional

i love this thread

Marshmallow

This isn't even "haha, so funny joke" horrible.

This is "when you die I will have a small party with balloons and cake" awful.

BugBoy

if marsh is reacting this way, it must truly be horrifying

haven't seen an op get this much reaction since the glorious dunsparce uprising thread

unintentional

Marshmallow wrote:

This isn't even "haha, so funny joke" horrible.

This is "when you die I will have a small party with balloons and cake" awful.

i respectfully disagree!

Nerdgasmic

unintentional wrote: »

i love this thread

Beasteh

unintentional wrote: »

i love this thread

Beasteh

why does this never fail to make me laugh

Marshmallow

BugBoy wrote: »

if marsh is reacting this way, it must truly be horrifying

What exactly is that supposed to mean, mister?

Nerdgasmic

Mizuumi

for a second i considered editing in aat the bottom but i dont think macera would want to be remembered this way

Beasteh

macera would have vomited continually for around 6-8 minutes

miscellaneousinsanity

So pokemon thread guys, are you already acquainted with Miz's brand of, uh, uniqueness, cause knowing I'm kinda not surprised but at the same time it's a little frightening.

Nerdgasmic

the pokemon thread is basically an offshoot of the mspa thread in terms of who regularly participates in it

unintentional

Nerdgasmic wrote:

the pokemon thread is basically an offshoot of the mspa thread in terms of who regularly participates in it

plus like two other people who hate the rest of us

Marshmallow

Nerdgasmic wrote: »

the pokemon thread is basically an offshoot of the mspa thread in terms of who regularly participates in it

That explaaaaains everything.

Mizuumi

miscellaneousinsanity wrote: »

So pokemon thread guys, are you already acquainted with Miz's brand of, uh, uniqueness, cause knowing I'm kinda not surprised but at the same time it's a little frightening.

you are always in my heart misc

Personface

Truly the greatest OP of our time

BugBoy

Marshmallow wrote: »

BugBoy wrote: »

if marsh is reacting this way, it must truly be horrifying

What exactly is that supposed to mean, mister?

you're the scary things guy

mr.spooky pokemon

Nerdgasmic

unintentional wrote: »

Nerdgasmic wrote:

the pokemon thread is basically an offshoot of the mspa thread in terms of who regularly participates in it

plus like two other people who hate the rest of us

wait, who are those

unintentional

Nerdgasmic wrote:

unintentional wrote: »

Nerdgasmic wrote:

the pokemon thread is basically an offshoot of the mspa thread in terms of who regularly participates in it

plus like two other people who hate the rest of us

wait, who are those

dichotomy and ______ (the rotating hater space)

miscellaneousinsanity

Alright then.
Anyways, I'm only at Mt. Moon so far but I've been naming all my pokemon after indie bands, save for Spearow, whose new moniker is SPIROAGNEW.

Nerdgasmic

dichot and anti do make a pretty good team

Beasteh

well i guess since anti got banned

the list of haters has shrunk

miscellaneousinsanity

Also I've been wondering, Nerd, did you put neal and faynor in your sig just so they would get a notification every time you post?

Mizuumi

he wanted to se if it would work if i remember correctly (it doesnt)(Nerd is dumb as hell) (8-))

Marshmallow

BugBoy wrote: »

Marshmallow wrote: »

BugBoy wrote: »

if marsh is reacting this way, it must truly be horrifying

What exactly is that supposed to mean, mister?

you're the scary things guy

mr.spooky pokemon

I maintain that there is a difference between "spooky" pokemon and "fetish art" pokemon.

Nerdgasmic

when vanilla first rolled out, yeah

but it doesn't work

Huntera

Beasteh wrote: »

well i guess since anti got banned

the list of haters has shrunk

She's back March 1st, actually.

PiptheFair

this thread is fucking horrifying

Mizuumi

Marshmallow wrote: »

BugBoy wrote: »

Marshmallow wrote: »

BugBoy wrote: »

if marsh is reacting this way, it must truly be horrifying

What exactly is that supposed to mean, mister?

you're the scary things guy

mr.spooky pokemon

I maintain that there is a difference between "spooky" pokemon and "fetish art" pokemon.

as someone with a fetish for spooky pokemon art,