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androo87androo87 __BANNED USERS regular
edited March 2007 in Social Entropy++
I had this lump on one of my balls.. so I went to the doctors' and they felt me up and decided that they wanted me to get an ultrasound. I was pretty pumped when it turned out to be some cute chick. She made me hold my dick up to my stomach with a rolled up towel and proceeded to pour warm gel all over my balls. She then rubbed that ultrasound thing on them. It was a pretty decent afternoon to say the least.

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    we have a thread already pretty much made for this

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    That sure was a story I've been itching to hear.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I fucked your dad

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i sometimes talk about my balls too

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Oh man is it cancer?

    I hope it's cancer.

    Please be cancer oh please oh please oh please

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    I fucked your dad

    Well well well.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited March 2007
    I had my nuts checked out once.

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  • JenniferJennifer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    No good will come of this.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    oh man

    and the shitty-thread lunch hour continues

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    god damn it androo aren't you supposed to be getting carbombed or something?

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  • androo87androo87 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    I fucked your dad

    What was that like?

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    I fucked your dad

    And I was the other side of the Eiffel tower.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    androo87 wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    I fucked your dad

    What was that like?

    He gave toothy head and was a dead fish. I bailed as soon as he fell asleep.

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  • androo87androo87 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    god damn it androo aren't you supposed to be getting carbombed or something?

    Last night we almost did. ROFL! Then I decided since I'm still alive to post something about my balls... what if I had died and you guys hadn't known the awesomeness of my ultrasound story? WHAT IF?!

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  • DaySleeperDaySleeper regular
    edited March 2007
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    I had my nuts checked out once.

    like by a doctor or were you just standing around with no pants on and somebody was like 'hey nice nuts'

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  • androo87androo87 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    androo87 wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    I fucked your dad

    What was that like?

    He gave toothy head and was a dead fish. I bailed as soon as he fell asleep.

    Wow.. that's pretty rad. I'll tell him you said hi.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited March 2007
    DaySleeper wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    I had my nuts checked out once.

    like by a doctor or were you just standing around with no pants on and somebody was like 'hey nice nuts'

    By a doctor, but he DID say nice nuts.

    I was kind of offended by how thoroughly he washed his hands afterwards.

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  • DaySleeperDaySleeper regular
    edited March 2007
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    DaySleeper wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    I had my nuts checked out once.

    like by a doctor or were you just standing around with no pants on and somebody was like 'hey nice nuts'

    By a doctor, but he DID say nice nuts.

    I was kind of offended by how thoroughly he washed his hands afterwards.

    steel wool and lye washing or just soap and water

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Man, I had this really nasty infection in my balls once

    Like, I wound up in the hospital, and they had to give me vicodin and I was on painkillers for a couple weeks and antibiotics for like a month.

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  • androo87androo87 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Ball damage is NO JOKE. I learned from Tom Green to rub my nuts at last.. twelve to thirteen times a day..

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    tugga06 wrote: »
    oh man

    and the shitty-thread lunch hour continues

    Habe you had the soup it's excellent

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  • DaySleeperDaySleeper regular
    edited March 2007
    androo87 wrote: »
    Ball damage is NO JOKE. I learned from Tom Green to rub my nuts at last.. twelve to thirteen times a day..

    Anything learned from Tom Green is worth forgetting.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited March 2007
    DaySleeper wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    DaySleeper wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    I had my nuts checked out once.

    like by a doctor or were you just standing around with no pants on and somebody was like 'hey nice nuts'

    By a doctor, but he DID say nice nuts.

    I was kind of offended by how thoroughly he washed his hands afterwards.

    steel wool and lye washing or just soap and water

    Like three different kinds of soap and a scrubbing brush

    I'm pretty sure he drew blood

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  • CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    DaySleeper wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    DaySleeper wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    I had my nuts checked out once.

    like by a doctor or were you just standing around with no pants on and somebody was like 'hey nice nuts'

    By a doctor, but he DID say nice nuts.

    I was kind of offended by how thoroughly he washed his hands afterwards.

    steel wool and lye washing or just soap and water

    gasoline and matches

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  • androo87androo87 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Probably.. but I kinda like rubing my balls.. so.. whatever..

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  • JenniferJennifer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    DaySleeper wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    DaySleeper wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    I had my nuts checked out once.

    like by a doctor or were you just standing around with no pants on and somebody was like 'hey nice nuts'

    By a doctor, but he DID say nice nuts.

    I was kind of offended by how thoroughly he washed his hands afterwards.

    steel wool and lye washing or just soap and water


    WIRE HANGERS WIRE HANGERS!

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    How come adroo gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll get up!

    IT'LL BE ANARCHY!

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  • CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Can women get testicular cancer?

    Im serious.


    Really deadly serious in this enquiry.

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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    DaySleeper wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    DaySleeper wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    I had my nuts checked out once.

    like by a doctor or were you just standing around with no pants on and somebody was like 'hey nice nuts'

    By a doctor, but he DID say nice nuts.

    I was kind of offended by how thoroughly he washed his hands afterwards.

    steel wool and lye washing or just soap and water

    Like three different kinds of soap and a scrubbing brush

    I'm pretty sure he drew blood

    I wouldn't take it personally. I think any straight man would wash his hands like that after touching another mans balls, regardless.

    I mean, as a man, we know what we do with our balls. Wouldn't you wash your hands vigorously?

    On another note, I check my balls weekly for lumps. Didn't you people learn anything in high school health class?

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    OH MY GOD HOW DID ANDROO ESCAPE MY IGNORE LIST

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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Carnivore wrote: »
    Can women get testicular cancer?

    Im serious.


    Really deadly serious in this enquiry.

    Ever seen Fight Club?

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  • CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Carnivore wrote: »
    Can women get testicular cancer?

    Im serious.


    Really deadly serious in this enquiry.

    Ever seen Fight Club?

    Hehe well played.

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Carnivore wrote: »
    Can women get testicular cancer?

    Im serious.


    Really deadly serious in this enquiry.

    Ever seen Fight Club?

    All men have breasts, though. Well, in an archaic description of the sense.

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  • DaySleeperDaySleeper regular
    edited March 2007
    misbehavin wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    DaySleeper wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    DaySleeper wrote: »
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    I had my nuts checked out once.

    like by a doctor or were you just standing around with no pants on and somebody was like 'hey nice nuts'

    By a doctor, but he DID say nice nuts.

    I was kind of offended by how thoroughly he washed his hands afterwards.

    steel wool and lye washing or just soap and water

    Like three different kinds of soap and a scrubbing brush

    I'm pretty sure he drew blood

    I wouldn't take it personally. I think any straight man would wash his hands like that after touching another mans balls, regardless.

    I mean, as a man, we know what we do with our balls. Wouldn't you wash your hands vigorously?

    On another note, I check my balls weekly for lumps. Didn't you people learn anything in high school health class?

    Have you found any yet? I hope you do soon.

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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I hope you have gangrene on your breasts

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    OH MY GOD HOW DID ANDROO ESCAPE MY IGNORE LIST

    You probably got curious of one of his posts but instead of clicking "view post" you clicked "remove user from ignore list" on accident.

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  • CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I keep misreading his name as mustbeshavin

    which is very apt for this thread.

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