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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    kristen bell is like, very very hot.

    The ass shake in underwear in the commercials for House of Lies was enough to get me to watch

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Well crap. At least my choices for Tali's mission got me like +30 paragon. I really enjoyed that one, despite feeling like I was saying all the wrong things during it. My struggling felt really organic.

    I loved that mission. So good.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    A GOOD, STIFF COCK

    Can I quote you on that?

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    87. What would members of the opposite sex say is your best quality?

    A. Empathy.
    B. Good, stiff cock.

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    A GOOD, STIFF COCK

    Can I quote you on that?

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    That's a pretty subpar stiff cock.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    At least my choices for Tali's mission got me like +30 paragon. I really enjoyed that one, despite feeling like I was saying all the wrong things during it. My struggling felt really organic.

    I really loved that mission. It was hard on my insanity playthrough, because those fights are in really close quarters.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    oh my god

    my niece (who's 7 months old) is so fat and she's sitting around in a diaper, overstuffed sausages for arms and legs :D

    love dis fukkin baby

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    SparvySparvy Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    C. If you insult me, there's no choice but my good, stiff cock.

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    I kinda want to play ME3 just to see how dumb the complaints over the ending are.

    This is one of the main reasons I am driven to play this game

    they seem pretty valid, you can just read jacobkosh's post in the awesome forum

    plus you'd have to play all three if you haven't

    nerd anger can be justified

    this is my plan for my birthday

    buy 360, buy all three mass effect games, play through with the same character

    I wish my birthday lasted 150-200 hours.

    @Arch, be sure to at least try out Dark Souls!

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    87. What would members of the opposite sex say is your best quality?

    A. Empathy.
    B. Good, stiff cock.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Whomp is a fine up-and-coming webcomic.

    it needs merch.
    I want a ronnie "action" figure on my desk RIGHT NOW.

    Ronnie plush vs Beartato plush

    WHO WILL WIN

    Beartato. What is this, obvious question hour?

    Is the Truenamer the worst 3.5 D&D class?

    I have never played a non-standard D&D class.

    Fighter, Sorcerer, Rogue, these are the classes my cheap butt played.

    sorcerer is totally non-standard

    fuck gendered marketing
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    kristen bell is like, very very hot.

    The photos of her in the slave leia costume are win.

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular

    _J_ wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    kristen bell is like, very very hot.

    The photos of her in the slave leia costume are win.

    and Chat dies as everyone rushes over to Google Image Search.

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Fuck this paper. I never thought that coming up with 400 more words would be so annoying.

    if it is a history paper append "in the year of our lord" to every single date.

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    Fuck this paper. I never thought that coming up with 400 more words would be so annoying.

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Spool are you still rockin' Mass Effect 2?

    I am! I took an evening off last night, but I have Garrus and Samara loyalty missions left to do, then I'll try and get through the omega 4 relay.

    Yess those are both hot shit

    But let's really cut to the chase because this defines you as an ME player. Romance options: who are you choosing?

    Well, Kelly casual dinner in my cabin. She feeds my fish now. Tali has not been an option yet , and doesn't appear to be physiologically possible so I don't see it happening. Also, I really haven't been able to get into her headspace.
    Apparently canon is you love Ashley from ME1? All I know of her is
    what a bitch she was at that colony. The wiki says she's supposed to apologize in an email to me but that never happened, so... *brushes shoulders off*

    I was placed by lack of paragon / renegade points in a position of
    choosing between Jack and Miranda
    and I chose the latter. We aren't doing the deed yet, but I suspect it won't be long. Perhaps I can fix relations with the other, but
    you don't stick your dick in crazy.

    So it looks like that's where I am! Can't say I'm disappointed - she is a total babe.

    Edit: I also have Mr. Grimdark aka Thane to loyalty-ize.

    Re: the above
    I thought Tali was an option only in me3, but I would have to check.

    Ashley is suuuuuch a bitch to you when she meets you again. She was a megabitch to me as a femshep and then in ME3 I tried to build bridges.

    I am morbidly fascinated by the idea of Jack Romance but in my intended Dude Renegade run I would rather just pursue Miranda as she and my femshep were BFFs in ME2.

    Apparently Jack romance is like Ashley romance in that you get through the exterior to learn more about how they tick and it is kinda interesting. But ... jack is a bit much. Miranda for the win. She's the un-JC Deus Ex3: "I didn't ask for this ... But I am basically psychic Captain America with awesome boobs so let's put it to good use!"

    Oh well. My femshep was all Liara. I didn't even sleep with Chambers.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    its easy

    just write "history is a load of shit that everybody ignores just like my buddy 2pac said it"

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    desc wrote: »
    I thought Tali was an option only in me3, but I would have to check.

    She is definitely an option in ME2.

    Also, vague ME3 semi-spoilers about canon:
    Liara is probably the 'canon' romance just based on stuff that happens in ME3.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    sarksus

    please

    please tell me that is a joke

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    its obvs a shop

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    also jacob u fagnose get on gtalk

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    I thought Tali was an option only in me3, but I would have to check.

    She is definitely an option in ME2.

    Also, vague ME3 semi-spoilers about canon:
    Liara is probably the 'canon' romance just based on stuff that happens in ME3.

    "canon"?

    if you just press new game in ME3, the game tries to make it work without ME1 and 2 existing. There is no real overarching canon.

    Also, about Tali in ME3
    She and garrus. Yuuuup.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    that picture must be fake

    you expect me to believe that fox had the chance to publicize a muslim terrorist and changed his supposed religion!?

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    there is no way playing through all 3 mass effect games would take 150 to 200 hours if you do them fairly quickly.

    maybe like, 50.

    Evil Multifarious on
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    I thought Tali was an option only in me3, but I would have to check.

    She is definitely an option in ME2.

    Also, vague ME3 semi-spoilers about canon:
    Liara is probably the 'canon' romance just based on stuff that happens in ME3.

    I feel like Tali is barely legal

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    its obvs a shop

    obviously? obviously?

    dude

    fox

    news

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    It's a very plausible image.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    there is no way playing through all 3 mass effect games would take 150 to 200 hours if you do them fairly quickly.

    maybe like, 50.

    ME2, going as fast as I could and doing all loyalty missions save one, took 17 hours

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    kristen bell is like, very very hot.

    The photos of her in the slave leia costume are win.

    and Chat dies as everyone rushes over to Google Image Search.

    That was pretty funny, yes.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    do people rip apart the other news networks like that?

    I hate fox news and all but I find it impossible to believe they don't all make mistakes. I'd like to see a comparison as I think it actually strengthens the argument that these aren't all mistakes OR that fox news is much more pathetic than the others.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    its obvs a shop

    Cause FOX has maintained such a high standard of journalistic integrity over the years.

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
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    That can't be real, surely. Please

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    On the one hand, I haven't seen any confirmation that it's not a Photoshop.

    On the other hand, Fox News is fucking retarded enough to actually pull something like that.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Variable wrote: »
    do people rip apart the other news networks like that?

    I hate fox news and all but I find it impossible to believe they don't all make mistakes. I'd like to see a comparison as I think it actually strengthens the argument that these aren't all mistakes OR that fox news is much more pathetic than the others.

    The difference is that when other networks make mistakes, they correct them.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Feral wrote: »
    On the one hand, I haven't seen any confirmation that it's not a Photoshop.

    On the other hand, Fox News is fucking retarded enough to actually pull something like that.

    "Toolooz" is something they'd do.

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Toolooz? Come on.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    I thought Tali was an option only in me3, but I would have to check.

    She is definitely an option in ME2.

    Also, vague ME3 semi-spoilers about canon:
    Liara is probably the 'canon' romance just based on stuff that happens in ME3.

    "canon"?

    if you just press new game in ME3, the game tries to make it work without ME1 and 2 existing. There is no real overarching canon.

    Also, about Tali in ME3
    She and garrus. Yuuuup.

    I didn't know that was possible until too late, but my next playthrough will absolutely involve an initiative I have codenamed
    Operation: Wingman

    Garrus has been my fiction-bro since ME1. gettin' him some action next time.

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    do people rip apart the other news networks like that?

    I hate fox news and all but I find it impossible to believe they don't all make mistakes. I'd like to see a comparison as I think it actually strengthens the argument that these aren't all mistakes OR that fox news is much more pathetic than the others.

    The difference is that when other networks make mistakes, they correct them.

    ORLY? 8->

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    I didn't know that was possible until too late, but my next playthrough will absolutely involve an initiative I have codenamed
    Operation: Wingman

    Garrus has been my fiction-bro since ME1. gettin' him some action next time.

    I don't think there's anything you can do to help that along.
    As long as both characters are alive and on board the Normandy (and I'm pretty sure there's no way to not have Garrus alive and on-board the Normandy), it happens.

    (ME3)

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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