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Favorite "Bad" games? (NSF56K)

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  • PPackersPPackers Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I am pretty sure most consider it a bad game but i loved Festers Quest (Nes)

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  • senor_xsenor_x Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    My brother and I played the shit out of this game. As far as I know it never ends. The NES version was a horrible imitation of the arcade, which wasn't that good to begin with.
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  • WhiteZinfandelWhiteZinfandel Your insides Let me show you themRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Neo Contra. The gameplay is nothing like the 2d Contras and the depth is somewhat shallow. Like, the difference between the pavement of a road and the curb-shallow. But the sheer testosterone of the intro is enough to make your testicles drop and your hairline to receed (women included):

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GMMN2LVhr0

    Except for the music, I was like "HOLY FUCK YES" the entire time.

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  • BallmanBallman Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    senor_x wrote: »
    My brother and I played the shit out of this game. As far as I know it never ends. The NES version was a horrible imitation of the arcade, which wasn't that good to begin with.
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    Oh man, I used to play that with my friend back in grade school. Man, I don't remember it looking so much like ass. I mean, yeah, NES era, but whoa.

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I notice no one has said Myst....heh.

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  • jothkijothki Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    emnmnme wrote: »
    I notice no one has said Myst....heh.

    Myst did exactly what it needed to do. I'd be suprised if anyone considers it a bad game.

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  • PancakePancake Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    emnmnme wrote: »
    I notice no one has said Myst....heh.

    It would help if Myst was bad. In its day, it was actually quite good for what it was. I'm not sure how well it fares these days, but I'd assume pretty badly.

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  • StollsStolls Brave Corporate Logo Chicago, ILRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Didn't see it mentioned earlier, but Project Eden is a fairly recent entry into my own "bad games I like" list. It's got quite a few strikes against it: mediocre-to-bad voice acting, nonexistent friendly AI (your other party members do not move, at all, when fighting, unless someone is controlling them or they are following you), spotty pathfinding, some weird sound glitches (environmental sounds tend to persist even after you move away from the source), and fairly low on the challenge front since you can regenerate endlessly from checkpoints.

    But, it also does a lot right - and by right, I mean it nails it. The concept is cool; it's like an inverse Dragon Quarter, where mankind has built cities miles into the sky, and your team is sent into progressively lower sections of the city, abandoned for years or even decades - and it looks convincing, given how old the game is. The weapons and tools are fun to play with, and even with the stationary AI drones combat can be pretty satisfying. Puzzles are fairly logical, and set design is impressive, and sometimes legitimately creepy (particularly with older and more decrepit locations). Quicksaving and quickloading is instantaneous. There's co-op.

    Ending's kind of a letdown, though the story isn't half-bad, and getting there is the fun part.

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  • MastervastereMastervastere Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I bought 'Path of Neo' yesterday on the back of this thread...I played it for a few hours last night.

    I can't for the life of me work out if it's fucking hell awesome or total and utter shit, all I know is I couldn't put it down.

    Oh, and 'Just Cause' was pretty panned but I love it...

    Also, I prefer 'Saints Row' to GTA.

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  • SilpheedSilpheed Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Reynolds wrote: »
    SNES wrote: »
    Reynolds wrote: »
    I bought Advent Rising for Orson Scott Card, but it was actually really fun to play. Once you got past all the bugs. Getting to the end and realizing that they'll never finish the story...that was painful.

    Card?

    Was the story any good? Loved the Shadow books and the original Ender's Game (and Speaker), enjoyed Xenocide, but was totally WTF by Children of the Mind.

    I'm probably going to enjoy the Ender's Game video game, whenever that comes out. I fairly certain it will suck.

    The story does feel very similar to some parts of the Ender world. It picks up right in the middle of a conflict you know little about, it seems. The story gets better as you move along. Two particular moments are pretty heartbreaking, even...
    Choosing your girlfriend or brother to save, only to take the last escape pod and see the other being scanned by the invading aliens. Did I mention the aliens kill everyone after they scan them?

    Later, you get to watch whoever you saved drown in front of your eyes, and there's nothing you can do to save them.

    I'm not going to ruin the secret ending, even in spoilers. Let's just say that it's really confusing, then sad, then really confusing again.
    Secret ending? Do you mean that you get to see more after you
    end up in the frozen wasteland together with Obi Alien Kenobi?
    Feel free to spoil me since I won't get to play this game again for quite a while.

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  • CullenCullen Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    DEL 707 wrote: »
    Star Wars Supremacy

    Not a big fan of these type of Strategy games, or Star Wars, but I lost weeks to this game, but I was fucking glad when I reliased I could turn C-3PO's annoying voice off.

    Such a great game. It's actually surprisingly deep, especially in multiplayer, if you can get past the cumbersome interface, and largely boring space battles. Me and a friend lost a week of solid playing to this. It turned into a horrible war of attrition where we were constantly bombarding the others undefended planets to strip away all resource production.

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  • iammeiamiammeiam Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'd go with The 7th Guest--the puzzles weren't particularly innovative, the live-action story sequences looked shitty, and the storyline itself was pretty uninspired, but for some reason I just can't hate on the game itself. Plenty of hate for The 11th Hour, though, which was largely forgettable. That pair far and away out-crapped the Phantasmagorias.

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  • LoneIgadzraLoneIgadzra Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pancake wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    I notice no one has said Myst....heh.

    It would help if Myst was bad. In its day, it was actually quite good for what it was. I'm not sure how well it fares these days, but I'd assume pretty badly.

    The graphics aren't much, but it's still pretty good I would say. I'm not sure why someone mentioned Riven earlier in the thread, since everyone seems universally agreed that that game is the best in the series. Personally, Exile was my favorite, since it returned to the structure of the original, and Amateria was the most fucking awesome age ever, but enough people didn't like it that it might be considered a "bad" game.

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I loved E.T.

    LOVED.

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  • RookieRookie Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Ballman wrote: »
    senor_x wrote: »
    My brother and I played the shit out of this game. As far as I know it never ends. The NES version was a horrible imitation of the arcade, which wasn't that good to begin with.
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    Oh man, I used to play that with my friend back in grade school. Man, I don't remember it looking so much like ass. I mean, yeah, NES era, but whoa.

    I remember playing it in the arcade all the time. Great game.

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  • AnakinOUAnakinOU Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    iammeiam wrote: »
    I'd go with The 7th Guest--the puzzles weren't particularly innovative, the live-action story sequences looked shitty, and the storyline itself was pretty uninspired, but for some reason I just can't hate on the game itself. Plenty of hate for The 11th Hour, though, which was largely forgettable. That pair far and away out-crapped the Phantasmagorias.

    You take that back. Right now.

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  • StupornautStupornaut Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Rookie wrote: »

    I remember playing it in the arcade all the time. Great game.

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    You gotta love a game that combines the style of Star Trek with H.R. Giger, no matter how frustratingly difficult it is. I also dug the weird flight-yoke-esque controller.

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  • SilpheedSilpheed Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Is the red player E.T with a phaser?

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  • BlazeHedgehogBlazeHedgehog Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hm. My favorite bad game? Jurassic Park: Trespasser. The game is an utter, absolute trainwreck, but a lot of the features the game was going to have (and does have) are insanely ahead of their time.

    An animation system based exclusively on inverse kinematics, a world governed by a single physics engine, bump mapping, specular highlighting, dynamic water ripple technology, outdoor environments with hundreds of trees, a game space spanning 10 square miles, dynamic emotion-based AI...

    All of these are things that have become standard in the last two or three years (or are only just being experimented with for practical game applications, in the case of inverse kinematics). Jurassic Park: Trespasser was made in 1998. This game was beyond "the bleeding edge of technology".

    Which was also it's downfall. The game went massively over budget. Poor communication between the team members also made certain aspects of development a real bitch to get working properly. The game was almost canceled when Dreamworks Interactive simply cut their losses. The game quickly went from being almost a survival-horror-esque adventure game where you spent more time solving puzzles, to a straight-up action FPS. Obviously, the engine wasn't designed to control that way, and Trespasser went down as one of the most hilariously colossal failures in all of gaming.

    Actually playing the game now is almost like stepping in to another dimension. Everything feels so familiar, and yet... so alien. It's like coming across ancient caveman paintings depicting crude automobiles.

    And that's why it's so fascinating, to me.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
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    Did anyone like this? I loved it. It was so creepy good.
    Worst midnight snack, ever

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  • Mai-KeroMai-Kero Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Indigo Prophecy/Fahrenheit.

    First half/two thirds? One of the best games ever. I loved it so much.

    And then the plot twist came and it became the worst abomination of a game ever created. Damnit.

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  • PunkBoyPunkBoy Thank you! And thank you again! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Cullen wrote: »
    DEL 707 wrote: »
    Star Wars Supremacy

    Not a big fan of these type of Strategy games, or Star Wars, but I lost weeks to this game, but I was fucking glad when I reliased I could turn C-3PO's annoying voice off.

    Such a great game. It's actually surprisingly deep, especially in multiplayer, if you can get past the cumbersome interface, and largely boring space battles. Me and a friend lost a week of solid playing to this. It turned into a horrible war of attrition where we were constantly bombarding the others undefended planets to strip away all resource production.

    Rebellion (as it was known here in the states) was such an awesome game. I'd always end up getting destroyed by the AI, though, even on the easiest setting. I remember I beat the AI once, on a HQ only victory. I amassed a fleet to rush Coruscant, got through the ships, got some lucky bombardments, and victoriously invaded the Imperial capital.

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  • ReynoldsReynolds Gone Fishin'Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    No, I just just talking about the Epilouge and the teaser ending after that, for Advent Rising.

    I love Billy Hatcher, even though I hardly ever hear anyone saying good things about it. I reserved that sucker and rushed home to play it the first day. GOO MOANING!

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  • JJJJ DailyStormer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
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    Did anyone like this? I loved it. It was so creepy good.
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    I got the ps2 sequal for like 15 bucks.

    The beginning of the game is a big WTF so far I'm at the boss after you wake up for reals. haven't played in a long time.

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  • mike_playdmike_playd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Evil Dead: A Fistful of Boomstick is twelve types of awesome, as was Altered Beast. Now, that was a classic awful game.

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  • TiemlerTiemler Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Soldier of Fortune 2 had a real shitty single-player campaign, but I loved the multiplayer. With or without the "real damage" mods, the weapons felt balanced and most of them were effective. Recoil wasn't ridiculously, inexcusably exaggerated like in most new FPS games, but the guns still seemed powerful. You weren't firing a tankgewehr, but you weren't firing a Daisy air rifle, either.

    Some good maps, too, and a good pace. It was the Counterstrike killer for me.
    Dynasty Warriors. Samurari Warriors.

    I dug the hell out of Samurai Warriors, and still have some campaigns and characters to try out. Fun game, loads of content. Good production values, and I can play it in Japanese with English subtitles. None of this sounds like a "bad" game to me, even if you mean it in the campy sense.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hah, back in the 64 days me and a mate were all about snowboard kids.

    It was bassically Mario Kart on snowboards with really annoying characters.

    My favourite character was the one that could do the best stunts (and could therefore buy the best weapons) my friend would race past me while I would then unleash with some kind of uber weapon. This would happen every single time.

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  • RamiRami Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    But Snowboard Kids isn't a great bad game, it's just a great game.

    Used to play it all the time, so damn good.


    Shame I hear the DS version was rubbish, it could have been something great.

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  • Magus`Magus` The fun has been DOUBLED! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
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    Did anyone like this? I loved it. It was so creepy good.
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    I never could beat it. I always ran out of ammo. I don't think I understood the battle system very well.

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  • GrimCalaveraGrimCalavera Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Phantasmagoria 1 + 2, hands down. I knew since the minute I played them that I should be ashamed I enjoyed such cheese so much.

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  • The Sneak!The Sneak! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
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    All of my friends wrote this off as a terrible RPG, but I loved everything about it. Catchy music, a world brimming with life and imagination, and a 3D dungeon that reminded me of the Eye of the Beholder series on the PC, which is another series I loved.

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The Sneak! wrote: »
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    All of my friends wrote this off as a terrible RPG, but I loved everything about it. Catchy music, a world brimming with life and imagination, and a 3D dungeon that reminded me of the Eye of the Beholder series on the PC, which is another series I loved.
    This game would be?

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  • OverlordOverlord Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'd agree with Trespasser. I still actually own it though. I beat it once but I had to use cheats because the way they handled guns is rape.

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  • RohanRohan Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    DEL 707 wrote: »
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    Not a big fan of these type of Strategy games, or Star Wars, but I lost weeks to this game, but I was fucking glad when I reliased I could turn C-3PO's annoying voice off.

    I was still playing this over the LAN until a year or two ago. If only LucasArts, or some dedicated fan out there, would give us a patch that added DirectDraw capability... as it is, it's all in software, and inevitably our immense battles just bring the game to a halt.

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  • cemetery mancemetery man Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Phantasmagoria 1 + 2, hands down. I knew since the minute I played them that I should be ashamed I enjoyed such cheese so much.

    I played these at my friend's when they first came out. I still have Phantasmagoria 1 in my closet.. I wonder how horribly it's held up.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Rise of the Robots. It took me a surprisingly long time to realise just how bad it was, and for a while I enjoyed it- in my defence, it was pretty good graphically- it's just that the gameplay mostly consisted of using attacks with the longest reach until one of you fell over!

    Heh. So used to blaming my own inepitude at fighting games that it didn't occur to me that the game itself might be flawed for once...

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  • Mr_GrinchMr_Grinch Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Trespasser DID have outstanding ai, giving each of the enemies drives such as hunger and pain etc. So a fully fed dinosaur may be sedate and ignore you. However apparently they had problems with the dinos having massive mood swings so they just threw all the AI work out the window and cranked up the aggression to full so all of them would just attack you.

    A shame really, I agree, the game was immense for it's time. The main reason I bought it was to be chased by a t-rex, I did enjoy slapping a raptor around the face with my empty gun barrell though.

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  • reddogreddog The Mountain Brooklyn, NYRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
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    This was the first "Gory" game I ever played, it was so much fun playing at BK's burgers with my buddies :-)

    THIS GAME WAS AMAZING! I used to play this game over at the old Smile's arcade by me all the time. The dude with the chainsaw (i think his name was Rancid) was so much fun to play and the cartoon gore was great. I also remembered liking this game cause it was so easy to be good at it. :)

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pancake wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    I notice no one has said Myst....heh.

    It would help if Myst was bad. In its day, it was actually quite good for what it was. I'm not sure how well it fares these days, but I'd assume pretty badly.

    The graphics aren't much, but it's still pretty good I would say. I'm not sure why someone mentioned Riven earlier in the thread, since everyone seems universally agreed that that game is the best in the series. Personally, Exile was my favorite, since it returned to the structure of the original, and Amateria was the most fucking awesome age ever, but enough people didn't like it that it might be considered a "bad" game.

    Hey, Riven was awesome. Only reason I mentioned it as bad was the
    FUCKING WAFFLE IRON PUZZLE.


    seriously, is that possible to solve without a guide?

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  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k they/them North Hollywood, CARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
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    Because let's face it, as awesome as the later games are, the original was rubbish.

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