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The fuzz

ohthecommotionohthecommotion Registered User regular
edited March 2007 in Social Entropy++
So, I'm sitting at my friend's house playing some Wii Tennis, and just basically relaxing. There were like 5 of us there. All of a sudden, there comes a knock at the door. I open it, and a swarm of cops come in, waving search warrants. Turns out my friend was getting raided for computer-related crimes. They seized everything in the place that had a battery and could potentially store files or get on the internet. This included all of his computers (like 10 of them), routers, modems, flash drives, cds, cables, music devices, my laptop, his girlfriend's laptop, his friend's Wii, every gaming system (including a DS but not including the SNES), boxes upon boxes of just extra parts and stuff, everyone's phones, all his computer books, etc etc. This whole process took about an hour and a half, while we're just sitting there in disbelief. I still haven't fully come to terms with the fact that I'm not going to have my laptop for, potentially, a few months. His life was changed completely in the space of two hours. I mean, I have never in my 4 years of knowing him seen him without a laptop, or not mentioning some sort of computer stuff.

Has anyone had or heard about a similar experience? Or does anyone have any interesting cop-related stories? Discuss!

COME, my tan-faced children,
Follow well in order, get your weapons ready,
Have you your pistols? Have you your sharp-edged axes?
Pioneers! O pioneers!
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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    what kind of computer related crimes? also, try telling them to step back out and be let to read the warrant first before they conduct anything. as per your rights.

    while of course everyone throws their shit out the back or hides it.

    Wren on
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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Shit, I need to find a bittorrent client for the SNES

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Busted

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I bet your friend has a huge stash of child porn.

    Wren on
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  • ohthecommotionohthecommotion Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Wren wrote: »
    what kind of computer related crimes? also, try telling them to step back out and be let to read the warrant first before they conduct anything. as per your rights.

    while of course everyone throws their shit out the back or hides it.

    Too late for any of those delaying tactics, I'm afraid. We all thought the cops were busting his roommate for weed.

    He had a LOOOOT of information and files and stuff, but he never did anything malicious. No damage, no personal gain. They wouldn't be able to pin him with more than illegal entry of computers. The problem is, one of his boxes was being used as a drop-box for a lot of other people, and he really has no idea what's on it, but it could potentially fuck him over big-time.

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    COME, my tan-faced children,
    Follow well in order, get your weapons ready,
    Have you your pistols? Have you your sharp-edged axes?
    Pioneers! O pioneers!
  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    What the fuck did he do anyway?

    edit. nevermind

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I thought this thread was gonna be about Hot Fuzz
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    It looks pretty good you guys.

    #pipe on
  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The problem is, one of his boxes was being used as a drop-box for a lot of other people, and he really has no idea what's on it, but it could potentially fuck him over big-time.
    so hes kind of dumb

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sorry son, we'll be confiscating these gaming systems for...uh...my boy.

    I mean boy oh boy are we gonna need these for evidence.

    And what sort of dumb ass keystone cop takes a cell phone when the warrant relates to computer crimes. Phones can't use bittorrent.

    I wouldn't be surprised that cops love computer related busts because things prolly have a tendency to disappear from the evidence locker later.

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  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    obligatory pa comic post

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    or maybe they're just dumb and don't know anything

    Wren on
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  • ohthecommotionohthecommotion Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sorry son, we'll be confiscating these gaming systems for...uh...my boy.

    I mean boy oh boy are we gonna need these for evidence.

    And what sort of dumb ass keystone cop takes a cell phone when the warrant relates to computer crimes. Phones can't use bittorrent.

    I wouldn't be surprised that cops love computer related busts because things prolly have a tendency to disappear from the evidence locker later.

    They are allowed to take anything that can store information or connect to the internet. Everyone's phone in that room could do both. Hell, mine's basically a PDA.

    Shittiest part: The kid whose Wii it was is an old friend of his from Georgia, who decided to come up and visit for a week. His luggage got lost and still hasn't shown up, and pretty much everything else he had (including the only clothes he had with him, which he had to buy LAST NIGHT) was in the bag he brought with him. Which was confiscated.

    Edit: Also, while they did take the Wii, they left the Wiimotes. Which have memory in them. Ironyyyyy

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    COME, my tan-faced children,
    Follow well in order, get your weapons ready,
    Have you your pistols? Have you your sharp-edged axes?
    Pioneers! O pioneers!
  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    hahaha

    Wren on
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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Taking some kids clothes is kind of a dick move

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    you should have shot those cops and run for the closest church

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    AHH! wrote: »
    you should have shot those cops and run for the closest church

    there can be only one

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  • GSMGSM Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I don't want to sound paranoid, but consider for a second the chances of them monitoring your internet usage for the next few months. And also consider their reading this post.

    GSM on
    We'll get back there someday.
  • ohthecommotionohthecommotion Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    GSM wrote: »
    I don't want to sound paranoid, but consider for a second the chances of them monitoring your internet usage for the next few months. And also consider their reading this post.

    They have no way of connecting this computer to me, and me to my friend, and this story as the same story, etc. And either way, he was completely compliant, and basically admitted to everything. Helped the cops out as much as he could. I haven't said anything that he hasn't.

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    COME, my tan-faced children,
    Follow well in order, get your weapons ready,
    Have you your pistols? Have you your sharp-edged axes?
    Pioneers! O pioneers!
  • [Tycho?][Tycho?] As elusive as doubt Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    They were after his megahertz.

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  • redstormpopcornredstormpopcorn Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
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  • Jazz SamuraiJazz Samurai Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I was worried when I first read this, as in that maybe the RIAA had started raided downloaders' homes or some shit.


    But now I see that he is a hacker and also stupid. Oh well.

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  • ohthecommotionohthecommotion Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I guess he got caught because he dropped a flash drive by accident in BJs, and someone found it and turned it in to the cops.

    I mean...what?! Who does that? Free flash drive!

    For the most part he was pretty intelligent. I guess a bit cocky sometimes. But I'd say for the most part he knew what he was doing.

    Does anyone else have cop stories?

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    COME, my tan-faced children,
    Follow well in order, get your weapons ready,
    Have you your pistols? Have you your sharp-edged axes?
    Pioneers! O pioneers!
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

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  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Fucking nazis.

    Harrier on
    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    so I mean was he actually doing something illegal or facillitating others illegal activities as per said box?

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Well from what he was saying, it seems pretty clear his roommate was gaining illegal access to other people's systems. So yeah. That's what you get for being friends with a dick.

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  • big lbig l Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

    I killed a man in Reno, and a bunch more in My Lai.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    I tried to kiss Jean Reno, just to get punched in the eye.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I killed a man with chemo; he had cancer of the eye :(

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Sorry son, we'll be confiscating these gaming systems for...uh...my boy.

    I mean boy oh boy are we gonna need these for evidence.

    And what sort of dumb ass keystone cop takes a cell phone when the warrant relates to computer crimes. Phones can't use bittorrent.

    I wouldn't be surprised that cops love computer related busts because things prolly have a tendency to disappear from the evidence locker later.
    Everything has a tendency to disappear from evidence lockers.

    Everything with a resale value, anyhow.

    Especially contraband.

    Thanatos on
  • MasterDebaterMasterDebater Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    big l wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

    I killed a man in Reno, and a bunch more in My Lai.

    I killed a man in Reno, as he was calculating Pi.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I want to fuck jared Leto; he's the apple of my eye

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    GSM wrote: »
    I don't want to sound paranoid, but consider for a second the chances of them monitoring your internet usage for the next few months. And also consider their reading this post.
    So we probably shouldnt be saying things like:

    "Im going to kill the president"

    Bedlam on
  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Right Here, Right Now Drives a BuickModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2007
    Zoolander wrote: »
    obligatory pa comic post

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  • ComahawkComahawk Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Sorry son, we'll be confiscating these gaming systems for...uh...my boy.

    I mean boy oh boy are we gonna need these for evidence.

    And what sort of dumb ass keystone cop takes a cell phone when the warrant relates to computer crimes. Phones can't use bittorrent.

    I wouldn't be surprised that cops love computer related busts because things prolly have a tendency to disappear from the evidence locker later.
    Everything has a tendency to disappear from evidence lockers.

    Everything with a resale value, anyhow.

    Especially contraband.

    Proof?

    Comahawk on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    cops are assholes

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  • ComahawkComahawk Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    cops are assholes

    All the ones I've met have been pretty kick ass guys...

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  • ArbitraryDescriptorArbitraryDescriptor Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Comahawk wrote: »
    Proof?

    Do a google news search for "evidence locker" theres 4 or 5 incidents right there.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Comahawk wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    cops are assholes

    All the ones I've met have been pretty kick ass guys...

    All the ones I've met and just talked to when I was working at this convenience store were always nice to me and shit, but then that is me talking to them in an environment that is not them just rolling on me and fucking with me

    i don't really get fucked with by cops because i'm an innocent-looking white guy but god help you if you're black or mexican and out after dark

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  • halkunhalkun Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I still haven't fully come to terms with the fact that I'm not going to have my laptop for, potentially, a few months.

    I really hate to break this to you, but you might as well kiss that laptop goodbye. It's most likey going to be sold/destroyed after the investigation.

    It's not yours anymore.

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