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Unfortunately when Rachel's mom is here I'm gonna have to buy sleep pants. Probably a faux pas to be waggling my donger around in front of my mother in law.
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Garlic Breadi'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeableregular
I normally sleep in some boxer-briefs, wander around the house in 'em too. Or just in gym shorts. But it's not unusual to stay natural for at least an hour after a shower or sexy times. Wish I could garden naked, but damn if I didn't have neighbors on all sides. Won't stop me from working shirtless and going commando in shorts.
But oh man, nothing better than waking up next to someone in the morning and you're both in the nude. So warm, so good.
Steam
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
Hrm, I have noticed that my entire lower body is an inversion of my tastes. Any cold hate I hold does not apply to feet/legs/crotch. I guess I could go bottomless, but then I would just look weird with a hoodie and no pants
If I owned my own condo I would tots get a bidet. As it is, I stand and wipe. I'm not about to reach down into the toilet bowl to try to swab at my ass. Stand up and lean forward.
If I owned my own condo I would tots get a bidet. As it is, I stand and wipe. I'm not about to reach down into the toilet bowl to try to swab at my ass. Stand up and lean forward.
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
Seriously, my ex freaked the fuck out when she found out about this. Something about "but you're squeezing your ass together when you stand". I almost mentioned something about my cheeks not causing friction burn and chaffing 24/7, because this was like three days after the divorce.
Gah, now this thread is making me want to be naked with my guy. Ain't that always the way.
Steam
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
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come over here and ask me
baby
i will
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wait a minute
like I'm not gonna sit on our lovesac naked, that is kind of grody
I'll usually wear a bathrobe before sitting down
and unless you ain't clean it ain't grody to be naked on errything
clean better mori
Man everything is perfectly clean
It's just... the idea that makes me think it's nasty
I'm not saying it's rational
It's not a particular hassle to just put some boxers on or put on my bathrobe, anyway
See I am, and I know that
but it just seems weird to me!
front to back
I'm always happy when I wipe and it turns out to have been a clean extraction, but I always secretly fear it was somehow hiding and I missed it all
Side to side
http://threewordphrase.com/opportunity.htm
On my phone. Can't figure out how to inline it
my ass is squeaky clean but I don't want it touching furniture
Unfortunately when Rachel's mom is here I'm gonna have to buy sleep pants. Probably a faux pas to be waggling my donger around in front of my mother in law.
They are called flawless victories
But oh man, nothing better than waking up next to someone in the morning and you're both in the nude. So warm, so good.
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
Seriously, my ex freaked the fuck out when she found out about this. Something about "but you're squeezing your ass together when you stand". I almost mentioned something about my cheeks not causing friction burn and chaffing 24/7, because this was like three days after the divorce.
Gah, now this thread is making me want to be naked with my guy. Ain't that always the way.
3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
Don't judge you're not my dad.
She's not my special lady, she's just my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!
Shows what you know.