Mastering the Art of Autofellatio

Deathmonger

Yeah, so I'm trying to learn, but I can't find any reliable information regarding how to go about it on the wider internet, so the PA Forums are the next best place. I understand you can get hurt if you go about it wrong, so I'm open to all advice here.

Have you tried it? Do you know anyone who can? Would you if you could? Is it healthy? Can you choke yourself?

Shogun

You know there are women that will do this for you right?

Kazhiim

Autoerotic Asphyxiation is much safer. You should try that.


Marilyn Manson got a rib removed for this, didn't he? You could do that.

Xenocide Geek

Kazhiim wrote: »

Autoerotic Asphyxiation is much safer. You should try that.


Marilyn Manson got a rib removed for this, didn't he? You could do that.

I'll have to agree with Kazhiim on this one.

Autoerotic asphxiation - the natural high that'll get your juices flowing. All over you. When you pass out.

RavynBlackheart

Kazhiim wrote: »

Autoerotic Asphyxiation is much safer. You should try that.


Marilyn Manson got a rib removed for this, didn't he? You could do that.

This is just a myth. To the TC, I hear yoga can help the flexibility required. Maybe look up information on yoga.

Voodoo861

yeah, its basically anatomically impossible without surgery. So, options:

Use your hand
Use the other hand
get kinky with...yourself

or my fav:

get a girl to do it for you

LoneIgadzra

It's not impossible, depending on your age, but the flexibility must be cultivated (see the yoga suggestion), and it's not worth it because with the strain it's not particularly enjoyable, and staying in that position very long... isn't good for your back, under normal circumstances.

I have no comment on whether this information is firsthand.

Xenocide Geek

LoneIgadzra wrote: »

It's not impossible, but the flexibility must be cultivated, and it's not worth it because with the strain it's not particularly enjoyable.

I have no comment on whether this information is firsthand.

I can't really imagine sticking your junk in your mouth is terribly enjoyable, either, flexibility/strain aside.

Nerissa

Deathmonger wrote: »

c. I happen to be a (heterosexual) girl

O_o

LoneIgadzra

Xenocide Geek wrote: »

LoneIgadzra wrote: »

It's not impossible, but the flexibility must be cultivated, and it's not worth it because with the strain it's not particularly enjoyable.

I have no comment on whether this information is firsthand.

I can't really imagine sticking your junk in your mouth is terribly enjoyable, either, flexibility/strain aside.

Also a valid point, though I think most people don't really care one way or the other about their own anatomy.

Nerissa wrote: »

Deathmonger wrote: »

c. I happen to be a (heterosexual) girl

O_o

If that's the case, then it is basically impossible.

DevoutlyApathetic

Nerissa wrote: »

Deathmonger wrote: »

c. I happen to be a troll.

O_o

Thanatos

If you're female, the term would be "autocunnilingus."

ViolentChemistry

And if you're not, I call shenanigans.

Raere

You might be able to do it if you're long enough. Maybe stretch beforehand? And an excuse if someone walks in on you.

FortyTwo

THE CURE IS STABBING!

supabeast

Autofellatio requires two things:

1. Extreme flexibility. This can be attained through a whole lot of exercise and stretching, but it's a lot easier to just be born that way.

2. A large penis. If you're not at least well above average, don't bother.

AlyceInWonderland

Nerissa wrote: »

Deathmonger wrote: »

c. I happen to be a (heterosexual) girl

O_o

Obs

Perhaps search for devices.

Thanatos

Just to be clear:

Don't fuck around in here. Three infractions out of this thread already.

Filler Inc.

Is it even possible for a girl to do this? I've seen so much porn that I think I would have come by this before...

Pheezer

Filler wrote: »

Is it even possible for a girl to do this? I've seen so much porn that I think I would have come by this before...

No, it's not possible, and this thread is retarded so I'm locking it.