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Mastering the Art of Autofellatio

DeathmongerDeathmonger Registered User regular
edited March 2007 in Help / Advice Forum
Yeah, so I'm trying to learn, but I can't find any reliable information regarding how to go about it on the wider internet, so the PA Forums are the next best place. I understand you can get hurt if you go about it wrong, so I'm open to all advice here.

Have you tried it? Do you know anyone who can? Would you if you could? Is it healthy? Can you choke yourself?

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    ShogunShogun Hair long; money long; me and broke wizards we don't get along Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    You know there are women that will do this for you right?

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Autoerotic Asphyxiation is much safer. You should try that.


    Marilyn Manson got a rib removed for this, didn't he? You could do that.

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    Xenocide GeekXenocide Geek Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    Autoerotic Asphyxiation is much safer. You should try that.


    Marilyn Manson got a rib removed for this, didn't he? You could do that.

    I'll have to agree with Kazhiim on this one.

    Autoerotic asphxiation - the natural high that'll get your juices flowing. All over you. When you pass out.

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    RavynBlackheartRavynBlackheart Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    Autoerotic Asphyxiation is much safer. You should try that.


    Marilyn Manson got a rib removed for this, didn't he? You could do that.

    This is just a myth. To the TC, I hear yoga can help the flexibility required. Maybe look up information on yoga.

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    Voodoo861Voodoo861 Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    yeah, its basically anatomically impossible without surgery. So, options:

    Use your hand
    Use the other hand
    get kinky with...yourself

    or my fav:

    get a girl to do it for you

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    LoneIgadzraLoneIgadzra Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    It's not impossible, depending on your age, but the flexibility must be cultivated (see the yoga suggestion), and it's not worth it because with the strain it's not particularly enjoyable, and staying in that position very long... isn't good for your back, under normal circumstances.

    I have no comment on whether this information is firsthand.

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    Xenocide GeekXenocide Geek Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    It's not impossible, but the flexibility must be cultivated, and it's not worth it because with the strain it's not particularly enjoyable.

    I have no comment on whether this information is firsthand.

    I can't really imagine sticking your junk in your mouth is terribly enjoyable, either, flexibility/strain aside.

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    someone said true love was dead
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    NerissaNerissa Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    c. I happen to be a (heterosexual) girl
    O_o

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    LoneIgadzraLoneIgadzra Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    It's not impossible, but the flexibility must be cultivated, and it's not worth it because with the strain it's not particularly enjoyable.

    I have no comment on whether this information is firsthand.

    I can't really imagine sticking your junk in your mouth is terribly enjoyable, either, flexibility/strain aside.

    Also a valid point, though I think most people don't really care one way or the other about their own anatomy.
    Nerissa wrote: »
    c. I happen to be a (heterosexual) girl
    O_o

    If that's the case, then it is basically impossible.

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Nerissa wrote: »
    c. I happen to be a troll.
    O_o

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    If you're female, the term would be "autocunnilingus."

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    And if you're not, I call shenanigans.

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    RaereRaere Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    You might be able to do it if you're long enough. Maybe stretch beforehand? And an excuse if someone walks in on you.

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    FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    THE CURE IS STABBING!

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    supabeastsupabeast Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Autofellatio requires two things:

    1. Extreme flexibility. This can be attained through a whole lot of exercise and stretching, but it's a lot easier to just be born that way.

    2. A large penis. If you're not at least well above average, don't bother.

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    AlyceInWonderlandAlyceInWonderland Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Nerissa wrote: »
    c. I happen to be a (heterosexual) girl
    O_o

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    ObsObs __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Perhaps search for devices.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Just to be clear:

    Don't fuck around in here. Three infractions out of this thread already.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Is it even possible for a girl to do this? I've seen so much porn that I think I would have come by this before...

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    PheezerPheezer Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Filler wrote: »
    Is it even possible for a girl to do this? I've seen so much porn that I think I would have come by this before...

    No, it's not possible, and this thread is retarded so I'm locking it.

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    CUZ THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE MIDDLE AND IT'S GIVING ME A RASH
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