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been thinking about permanent contraceptions lately
how ya guys think about 'the kids'
i am truely sorry for your lots
I showed that to my wife for the first time a couple of months ago and she laughed and laughed and laughed at it and despite watching it for several hours straight since then, she still laughs and laughs and laughs.
i heard theres a thing where the doc just fills your mantubes with a solution and you dont get pregnant and then when you dont want it anymore he just drains you out and you can have kids later
i dunno if its legit though, youll wanna talk to your healthcare professional about your options
i have debated getting snipped, but since like half of my sex comes.from escorts and proving a snip is too much work, I am okay with a condom and/or paying for an abortion or morning after pill. I have no desire to have kids at all and if there is any way to avoid it via money, I will.
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BeastehTHAT WOULD NOTKILL DRACULARegistered Userregular
i heard theres a thing where the doc just fills your mantubes with a solution and you dont get pregnant and then when you dont want it anymore he just drains you out and you can have kids later
i dunno if its legit though, youll wanna talk to your healthcare professional about your options
Ya, they've been running human tests on it in India.
There need to be more reliable, reversible-yet-semi-permanent methods for male birth control.
I once saw a woman shoot semen from her tear ducts over 20 feet to ensnare her prey
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AntimatterDevo Was RightGates of SteelRegistered Userregular
I am never having kids! Until hormone therapy makes me infertile, I'll wear protection, be with people who use birth control, etc. And after SRS, I won't have to worry about even the chance of pregnancy in any way.
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HunterChemist with a heart of AuRegistered Userregular
i heard theres a thing where the doc just fills your mantubes with a solution and you dont get pregnant and then when you dont want it anymore he just drains you out and you can have kids later
i dunno if its legit though, youll wanna talk to your healthcare professional about your options
Yeah I heard about this too
If it was available to me and I was having sex I'd do it
you can reverse a vasectomy with minimal complications, but you should only go for one if you think it's gonna be permanent b/c sperm granuloma (vasectomies cut off your testes from the rest of your body's immune surveillance, so if any sperm leak later it's like WHOA WHAT'S THAT BETTER NUKE IT) also kidney stones? Pretty rare but common enough so that you don't
Marty: The future, it's where you're going? Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
I'm not sure that I want kids, or that if I did want kids that they should be subjected to my genetics
that might be a little dramatic but I am basically assured of cancer and I am thinking the best gift for me to give to my son or daughter would be not having that in their DNA
just make sure to have a kid (if you're a dad) before 45 because, you know, schizophrenia
Marty: The future, it's where you're going? Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
I honestly don't think I'll ever want kids. I'm way too selfish and I really, really enjoy being able to spend time with the wife and by myself as much as I like. Plus I don't have to worry about them when planning vacations, buying food and clothing, etc.
Now, if the wife ever wants to have kids I'll probably reconsider because I'll do just about anything for her and I think we'd probably adopt because she doesn't want to go through pregnancy or birth and is terrified of everything involving doctors.
edit: I also got told I was a horrible person for thinking like this by a 22 year old who had six children by six different men and is having to have her parents support her and all of her kids while she still goes out and parties and fucks random dudes without any contraceptive whatsoever.
I honestly don't think I'll ever want kids. I'm way too selfish and I really, really enjoy being able to spend time with the wife and by myself as much as I like. Plus I don't have to worry about them when planning vacations, buying food and clothing, etc.
Now, if the wife ever wants to have kids I'll probably reconsider because I'll do just about anything for her and I think we'd probably adopt because she doesn't want to go through pregnancy or birth and is terrified of everything involving doctors.
I honestly don't think I'll ever want kids. I'm way too selfish and I really, really enjoy being able to spend time with the wife and by myself as much as I like. Plus I don't have to worry about them when planning vacations, buying food and clothing, etc.
Now, if the wife ever wants to have kids I'll probably reconsider because I'll do just about anything for her and I think we'd probably adopt because she doesn't want to go through pregnancy or birth and is terrified of everything involving doctors.
edit: I also got told I was a horrible person for thinking like this by a 22 year old who had six children by six different men and is having to have her parents support her and all of her kids while she still goes out and parties and fucks random dudes without any contraceptive whatsoever.
the worst people are young parents
all OH MY GOD I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR MY BABY! like live at my parents house and not work and constantly leave the kid at the house to go party with any assortment of dumb assholes and the gang of tiny mexican dudes who live my town who love tall fat white chicks
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ReginaldWhen I am Pres., I will createthe Department of ______Registered Userregular
knew I didn't want kids back years ago so getting snipped when I was in my early 30s was a pretty easy decision
and if for some reason I decide (along with my partner) that I do want kids after all, there's always adoption
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I showed that to my wife for the first time a couple of months ago and she laughed and laughed and laughed at it and despite watching it for several hours straight since then, she still laughs and laughs and laughs.
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it's not like getting your tubes snipped is the only way to avoid getting someone pregnant
but if you do then you can't really go back
so maybe I'm just a wuss
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It is possible to get a vasectomy reversed.
i dunno if its legit though, youll wanna talk to your healthcare professional about your options
Seems like quite a lot of trouble to go through though
and for posters in countries that lack socialised medicine (ha-ha), a costly lot of trouble too
Problem solved.
Everyone get the gay.
If you know someone who has the gay, hang out with them for a while and maybe you'll get the gay.
Make sure you get it as soon as possible, though. If you catch the gay when you are older it will be much more crazy.
You can do it in a lady's mouth or butte, that also solves the pregnancy problem.
Until nature finds a way and we start having tonsil and intestine babies.
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i have debated getting snipped, but since like half of my sex comes.from escorts and proving a snip is too much work, I am okay with a condom and/or paying for an abortion or morning after pill. I have no desire to have kids at all and if there is any way to avoid it via money, I will.
They will spit semen out of their other canals and put it in their baby canals.
Devious fucking witches.
if I haven't seen it, it's news to me!
this is news
to no one
Ya, they've been running human tests on it in India.
There need to be more reliable, reversible-yet-semi-permanent methods for male birth control.
I saw Cumfarting Fucksluts too
You pay them to leave quietly with no strings attached, not show up in the first place.
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hopefully a set of siblings because people always adopt little kids but never their older siblings which is awful
Yeah I heard about this too
If it was available to me and I was having sex I'd do it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmGgV-2JNnM
Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
that might be a little dramatic but I am basically assured of cancer and I am thinking the best gift for me to give to my son or daughter would be not having that in their DNA
also all the craziness
Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
Now, if the wife ever wants to have kids I'll probably reconsider because I'll do just about anything for her and I think we'd probably adopt because she doesn't want to go through pregnancy or birth and is terrified of everything involving doctors.
edit: I also got told I was a horrible person for thinking like this by a 22 year old who had six children by six different men and is having to have her parents support her and all of her kids while she still goes out and parties and fucks random dudes without any contraceptive whatsoever.
my dad was 45 when I was conceived
my mom was 42
Your child will grow up to be a doctor.
You are less nurturing than a desert.
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the worst people are young parents
all OH MY GOD I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR MY BABY! like live at my parents house and not work and constantly leave the kid at the house to go party with any assortment of dumb assholes and the gang of tiny mexican dudes who live my town who love tall fat white chicks
I pay my whores so they don't cry so muchhwhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
and if for some reason I decide (along with my partner) that I do want kids after all, there's always adoption