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this is going to sound silly, but I've always wanted to be a bartender
(it's silly because I don't drink)
how would I go about this? is there like a legitimate school or something
also I guess post whatever job you've always wanted, that niggling little thought in the back of your head, kind of like cusack's list from high fidelity(which is a great movie[oh man I need to remember and get it on dvd some day])
When I was growing up I always wanted to be a rollercoaster designer because I was obsessed with them.. Then I realised how much maths / physics I'd have to do and stuck with making monstrosities with Rollercoaster Tycoon..
..Now I look at some of the neat stuff that comes out of Disney's design department and I wish I was an Imagineer.
I guess six months after starting a job directly related to my degree I want to do something completley different..
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The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
You memorize the basic measurements of liquids when mixing drinks (jiggers) and familizarize yourself with basic drinks. Then you buy a large compendium of esoteric drinks for that guy who always comes in and orders a drink only manufactured on Neptune, in a frat, on a dare, like that one time, and it's got like vermouth maybe dude shit I got so drunk that time.
after making my fortune i think itd be pretty neat to buy some quiet basement bar or cafe
like a chilled place for people to sit and hang out but without ever getting crowded
most of the customers could be regulars
and forget cocktails. the regulars drink only beers and whiskey on ice
maybe keep a couple of bacardi breezers under the counter for when they bring along a friend or somethin
"We are cursed," said Iyad Sarraj, a Gaza psychiatrist and a human rights activist. "Our leaders are either Israeli collaborators, asses, or mentally unstable."
That's a little late. 12th century for a truly brutal feudal system.
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FalloutGIRL'S DAYWAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered Userregular
edited March 2007
Whippy there are a bunch of bartending schools and stuff, look around for one in your area
but if you don't think, then uh... i dunno, a bartender who doesn't drink would be a kind of neat novelty. but dealing with drunks all the time is probably not a whole ton of fun. unless you're drunk. then it's great.
That's a little late. 12th century for a truly brutal feudal system.
Yes but 16th century for guns.
Well, sorta guns. Shitty guns.
But cannons. Oh yes cannons.
I watched a movie on like.. MaxAzN last night. 16th Century Japanese Warlords using guns that weren't invented until 200 years later. It was pretty rad.
Anachronisms almost make me want to read "A Conneticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court." The title is too long though. That Twain.
Not Shania.
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"We are cursed," said Iyad Sarraj, a Gaza psychiatrist and a human rights activist. "Our leaders are either Israeli collaborators, asses, or mentally unstable."
I always wanted to make cartoons, though I pissed away many years or so after my teens thinking that I needed to get a legitimate career before chasing after the dream again.
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For a long while I wanted to be an animator or at least something artistic, but going through damn near every art class in my High School made me realise I was not cut out for it
I can't produce good results when I'm forced to work, so there'd no way a career would ever fly
There was once when I was young and stupid, and thought that dying young as a beautiful young male prostitute was somehow romantic. I should work on punching my younger self in the face through time.
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I don't want a job
I just want to be rich and just do whatever the fuck I want.
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..Now I look at some of the neat stuff that comes out of Disney's design department and I wish I was an Imagineer.
I guess six months after starting a job directly related to my degree I want to do something completley different..
Does not exist.
Unless you are talking about being the night janitor at the abandoned zoo.
Where do I apply?
Really, thats it.
And write on the side.
like a chilled place for people to sit and hang out but without ever getting crowded
most of the customers could be regulars
and forget cocktails. the regulars drink only beers and whiskey on ice
maybe keep a couple of bacardi breezers under the counter for when they bring along a friend or somethin
Continent doesn't matter.
Can send resume/coverletter via fax or email.
That's a little late. 12th century for a truly brutal feudal system.
but if you don't think, then uh... i dunno, a bartender who doesn't drink would be a kind of neat novelty. but dealing with drunks all the time is probably not a whole ton of fun. unless you're drunk. then it's great.
i want to be a rock star
well, metal star
Hey kids! As much fun as it is being a slacker/ stoner throughout college, remember funny stories about just how high you got don't pay the bills.
Or do much for your self-esteem.
Yes but 16th century for guns.
Well, sorta guns. Shitty guns.
But cannons. Oh yes cannons.
suggestions aside i've always wanted to rule over someone to the point of their death.
and then i want someones elses dreams to try and destroy me.
now im in college training to be a sys admin
"What is the sound of a dove crying, Alex"
yeah
pretty much
but i still dream of searching for dinosaurs, every once in a while
They do if you start selling.
I watched a movie on like.. MaxAzN last night. 16th Century Japanese Warlords using guns that weren't invented until 200 years later. It was pretty rad.
Anachronisms almost make me want to read "A Conneticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court." The title is too long though. That Twain.
Not Shania.
Yes, both.
In reality I'll probably teach or do tech support.
uh
lincoln's or polk's or even roosevelt's because you will never be in politics
jerk
edit: christ tfs you're so dull i couldnt even think of a way to make not being a politician bad
I can't produce good results when I'm forced to work, so there'd no way a career would ever fly
Hilariously enough, one of my high school teachers was an ex-Jaguar pilot and lef-handed. But by then it was too late.
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