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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    hi elldren!

  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i just destroyed this huge aztec army

    cortes rules

    what
    i thought you could only go to hawaii

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Now we know.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    mrflippy wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Got our tax returns today.

    We're rich as fuck, very briefly.

    I always hear about people getting a ton back and it confuses me. This year was the most I've ever gotten back, and it was only like $900.

    Two tricks:

    1) Have one partner earn far more than the other, and qualify for income-splitting (which dropped her down a tax bracket, but didn't move me up!)

    2) Don't work year round, so your employer calculates your payroll tax improperly and you end up paying too much over the part of the year you do work.

    = Giant return every year. It's like a forced savings plan!

  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    [chat] ate my post!

  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    mrflippy wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Got our tax returns today.

    We're rich as fuck, very briefly.

    I always hear about people getting a ton back and it confuses me. This year was the most I've ever gotten back, and it was only like $900.

    I owe $1200.

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    upstate takes the all of the worst parts of living in a state with the bizarre and strange laws and taxes and awful weather and then combines it with not being anywhere near one of the cultural capitals of the united states
    Eddy, you and I are largely on the same wavelength. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Also, I need one or two more for PC ME3. Thanatosian on Origins.

  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    mrflippy wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Got our tax returns today.

    We're rich as fuck, very briefly.

    I always hear about people getting a ton back and it confuses me. This year was the most I've ever gotten back, and it was only like $900.

    I owe $1200.

    I owed the state more then $2 this year for the first time. I made less, but they increased taxes so I owed more. Yay!

  • MimMim dead.Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Okay, computer savvy people help me out here.

    My adapter is making this high pitched noise when it's plugged in. What's up with it.

    Mim on
    BlueSky: thequeenofchaos Steam: mimspanks (add me then tell me who you are! Ask for my IG)
  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    mrflippy wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Got our tax returns today.

    We're rich as fuck, very briefly.

    I always hear about people getting a ton back and it confuses me. This year was the most I've ever gotten back, and it was only like $900.

    1) Have one partner earn far more than the other, and qualify for income-splitting (which dropped her down a tax bracket, but didn't move me up!)

    She makes $0. Does that work for this?

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Is it an adapter that adapts your speech into imprecise terms.

  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Is it an adapter that adapts your speech into imprecise terms.

    It's kind of difficult to tell.

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    msmya wrote: »
    Ok so it's not super exciting up here, but I kind of like it that way. No crime, kind of peaceful and quiet. It also means that my vacations will be fun and exciting. Since I actually will make enough money to afford it

    PLUS ME, SARKSUS, and LOSERFORHIREX ARE UP HERE, we make things better. obviously.
    Uhhhh... Rochester was totally fucking crime-ridden. I didn't exactly hear great things about the crime rates in Buffalo, Syracuse, or Albany, either.
    No one gives a shit about Rochester, Buffalo, or Syracuse. Albany has the nicer areas and the crime areas pretty well segregated. I've never had a problem there outside of seeing a few homeless people, and they're in just about any city. In a lot of smaller cities like Saratoga, there's just about no crime at all besides minor shit like pot.
    Small cities are complete fucking shit.

    And even the larger cities Upstate (i.e. Rochester, Buffalo, Albany, Syracuse, etc.) have basically nothing to do in them, as well as complete shit for services like public transportation. Also, they have some of the worst fucking weather in the country.

    So, they have pretty much literally nothing going for them, other than the fact that they are such terrible places to live kind of keeps property values down. But not really, for some incredibly strange reason. I mean, I could live someplace like Texas or Kansas, get much nicer weather, and have roughly the same amount of stuff around for much cheaper.

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    mrflippy wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    mrflippy wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Got our tax returns today.

    We're rich as fuck, very briefly.

    I always hear about people getting a ton back and it confuses me. This year was the most I've ever gotten back, and it was only like $900.

    1) Have one partner earn far more than the other, and qualify for income-splitting (which dropped her down a tax bracket, but didn't move me up!)

    She makes $0. Does that work for this?

    Probably not.

    Also, my scamming only applies to Ontario, Canada.

    I have no idea how taxes work anywhere else in the world. :P

  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Dear rest of America,

    Sorry for birthing your nation. If you don't like us, feel free to go back to being a British colony.

  • MimMim dead.Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Is it an adapter that adapts your speech into imprecise terms.

    It's the big freakin' block thing.

    I just use these things to cruise the internet.

    BlueSky: thequeenofchaos Steam: mimspanks (add me then tell me who you are! Ask for my IG)
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Dear rest of America,

    Sorry for birthing your nation. If you don't like us, feel free to go back to being a British colony.

    I'll be damned if we go back to paying taxes on tea!

  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    nerds talking about taxes in here

  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Is it an adapter that adapts your speech into imprecise terms.

    It's the big freakin' block thing.

    I just use these things to cruise the internet.

    The router?

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Dear rest of America,

    Sorry for birthing your nation. If you don't like us, feel free to go back to being a British colony.
    I'm not saying that Upstate New York doesn't have upsides. For instance, it's such an awful place, that after having to fight there, the British said "fuck it, not worth it" and left. That's important! Having a place so awful that even the British don't want it keeps us safe!

  • MimMim dead.Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Is it an adapter that adapts your speech into imprecise terms.

    It's the big freakin' block thing.

    I just use these things to cruise the internet.

    The router?

    No.

    You know, the thing..the...yeah it's the adapter.

    BlueSky: thequeenofchaos Steam: mimspanks (add me then tell me who you are! Ask for my IG)
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    nerds talking about taxes in here

    ಠ_ಠ

  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Is it an adapter that adapts your speech into imprecise terms.

    It's the big freakin' block thing.

    I just use these things to cruise the internet.

    The router?
    The cruiser

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Is it an adapter that adapts your speech into imprecise terms.

    It's the big freakin' block thing.

    I just use these things to cruise the internet.

    The router?

    No.

    You know, the thing..the...yeah it's the adapter.

    It means it's going to explode.

  • MimMim dead.Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Is it an adapter that adapts your speech into imprecise terms.

    It's the big freakin' block thing.

    I just use these things to cruise the internet.

    The router?

    No.

    You know, the thing..the...yeah it's the adapter.

    It means it's going to explode.

    I did not slap you hard enough last time I saw you

    BlueSky: thequeenofchaos Steam: mimspanks (add me then tell me who you are! Ask for my IG)
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Dear rest of America,

    Sorry for birthing your nation. If you don't like us, feel free to go back to being a British colony.

    Anchor Baby.

  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Is it an adapter that adapts your speech into imprecise terms.

    It's the big freakin' block thing.

    I just use these things to cruise the internet.

    The router?

    No.

    You know, the thing..the...yeah it's the adapter.

    It means it's going to explode.

    I did not slap you hard enough last time I saw you

    I think he likes that. :winky:

  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Dear rest of America,

    Sorry for birthing your nation. If you don't like us, feel free to go back to being a British colony.

    Um, New York was full of British Loyalists during the Revolution. The New York delegates were the only ones to abstain from the vote on independence, and the vast majority of the population were ecstatic to see the British when they took New York City in the early stages of the war.

    If you want to thank someone for "America", thank Boston.

    Hi I'm Vee! on
    vRyue2p.png
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Dear rest of America,

    Sorry for birthing your nation. If you don't like us, feel free to go back to being a British colony.

    Anchor Baby.

    Even though you're a terrible person and you have poor taste in regions and I hate you forever, this did make me laugh.

  • MimMim dead.Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Is it an adapter that adapts your speech into imprecise terms.

    It's the big freakin' block thing.

    I just use these things to cruise the internet.

    The router?

    No.

    You know, the thing..the...yeah it's the adapter.

    It means it's going to explode.

    I did not slap you hard enough last time I saw you

    I think he likes that. :winky:

    o_o

    BlueSky: thequeenofchaos Steam: mimspanks (add me then tell me who you are! Ask for my IG)
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Dear rest of America,

    Sorry for birthing your nation. If you don't like us, feel free to go back to being a British colony.

    Um, New York was full of British Loyalists during the Revolution. The New York delegates were the only ones to abstain from the vote on independence, and the vast majority of the population were ecstatic to see the British when they took New York City in the early stages of the war.

    If you want to thank someone for "America", thank Boston.

    ...

    Thanks, Obama.

  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    To be honest, New York did almost everything in its power to prevent us from splitting from England.

    vRyue2p.png
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    NEW YORK DOESN'T NEED YOU

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    mrflippy wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Got our tax returns today.

    We're rich as fuck, very briefly.

    I always hear about people getting a ton back and it confuses me. This year was the most I've ever gotten back, and it was only like $900.

    Honestly, it's better to break even really. It means you paid exactly the right amount of taxes all year.

    nibXTE7.png
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    I thought New York abstained because the legislature was too fucking dysfunctional to tell the delegation how to vote. I know that's why New York didn't vote for Washington the first time around, because they couldn't set up an election in time, even just a vote by the legislature instead of the people.

  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    I don't even know what the original conversation was about, but I've been reading a lot of Jeff Shaara lately, so obviously I know everything about American history ever.

    vRyue2p.png
  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    getting a refund doesn't necessarily mean your withholding was too much. also, sometimes, that big fat check gives taxpayers incentive to save.

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Dear rest of America,

    Sorry for birthing your nation. If you don't like us, feel free to go back to being a British colony.

    Albany_Congress.jpeg

    "Seriously sirs, I do not have a sword!"

    "Look, we can see the sword, you barely have it stuck in your waistcoat!"

    "Curses! If only someone would invent a manly garment that covers everything from hips to ankles in one piece!"

    nibXTE7.png
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