Ronnie, Superboy punched so hard that he broke the time-space continuum.
Anyone who fervently believes that there bucko would win is wrong. We live in a world where Spider-man beat up Firelord. Who is writing it is what matters.
Cause I mean, Frank Miller writing it? Supes would be Red Son supes and would chuck Goku into the sun.
Wouldn't Red Sun superman just put him in a bottle. I'm sure some Superman was a fan of this.
Ol' HJ is just The Greatest Green Lantern Ever(tm).
Pffft. Guy Gardner owns a bar.
And Kyle Rayner is a manga nut with a power ring.
But DC is backing Hal Jordan, and they're never ever wrong~!
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Wait, if Goku gets stronger every time he gets beaten up and barely survives because that's what Sayians do, and Superman really isn't the killing type, wouldn't Goku eventually surpass Superman after losing a number of fights?
Basically Superman would beat up Goku until the point that Goku becomes SS Level Superman x 10 Kao-Ken with spikey blond hair and a tail.
Wait, if Goku gets stronger every time he gets beaten up and barely survives because that's what Sayians do, and Superman really isn't the killing type, wouldn't Goku eventually surpass Superman after losing a number of fights?
Basically Superman would beat up Goku until the point that Goku becomes SS Level Superman x 10 Kao-Ken with spikey blond hair and a tail.
Superman has killed in the past though I think. If I remember correctly there's a comic I've read that is post Jason Todd dieing where Superman and Batman talk and Supes admits killing someone who was proper evil. Batman calls him a hypocrite because they stopped him killing the Joker.
Someone tell me if this is my own fevered imagination. I'll try and dig up the comic when I'm home from work.
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Goku is far from pure evil though, and has died several times already only to come back through various means.
Even if Superman scrambles Goku's brain with a heat vision lobotomy like he did to Doomsday, a sensu bean should be able to fix it or those weird healing pod things could work.
Wait, if Goku gets stronger every time he gets beaten up and barely survives because that's what Sayians do, and Superman really isn't the killing type, wouldn't Goku eventually surpass Superman after losing a number of fights?
Basically Superman would beat up Goku until the point that Goku becomes SS Level Superman x 10 Kao-Ken with spikey blond hair and a tail.
That's basically Doomsday's thing, though it's every time he dies instead.
Because it doesn't matter if Goku's got the best healing factor ever, if the fight is over when Superman KOs him the first time.
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I still can't get over the fact that "Superman is a martial arts expert" is actually a thing.
That is so incredibly stupid.
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
I still can't get over the fact that "Superman is a martial arts expert" is actually a thing.
That is so incredibly stupid.
Kryptonian martial arts!
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I thought kryptonians didn't have super powers on krypton.
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
I thought kryptonians didn't have super powers on krypton.
Martial Arts isn't a super power.
Heck, Superman taught Lois that fighting style.
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Please, this thread is brilliant; highlighting the futility of using rhetoric to solve problems where the metric can only be determined determined by the participants, each with an emotional stake in the outcome. It demonstrates the futility treating any position that is derived from argumentation as absolute truth because the individuals arguing inevitably desire or expect a certain outcome, even going so far as to choose what data to use and interpreting that in a way which supports their conclusions.
Thus the only way to settle any discourse in a lasting and definitive way is by Mortal Kombat, and making your point over the bodies of broken and disembowled opponents. The fact that educational institutions have not yet introduced the Mortal Kombat method of argumentation just shows that there is still very much work to be done in order to prepare children for their duties in future society. So, as you can see, Keith has shown himself to be in the ranks of great thinkers of our day with this thread being but one aspect of his genius.
Also, for the topic at hand, I will cite the case of Superman rules v Goku drools. Which definitively stated the superiority of Superman by 5 out of 9 Justices in a Supreme Court challenge.
In conclusion, anyone who disagrees with me is a butt.
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Wouldn't Red Sun superman just put him in a bottle. I'm sure some Superman was a fan of this.
But DC is backing Hal Jordan, and they're never ever wrong~!
Basically Superman would beat up Goku until the point that Goku becomes SS Level Superman x 10 Kao-Ken with spikey blond hair and a tail.
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Superman has killed in the past though I think. If I remember correctly there's a comic I've read that is post Jason Todd dieing where Superman and Batman talk and Supes admits killing someone who was proper evil. Batman calls him a hypocrite because they stopped him killing the Joker.
Someone tell me if this is my own fevered imagination. I'll try and dig up the comic when I'm home from work.
Even if Superman scrambles Goku's brain with a heat vision lobotomy like he did to Doomsday, a sensu bean should be able to fix it or those weird healing pod things could work.
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Magic can do some crazy ass stuff
That's basically Doomsday's thing, though it's every time he dies instead.
but like, the kind of art sold in a zoo. because an animal made it. with edible paint.
Would an Avada Kedavra spell kill Superman?
hmmm
i suppose there's no reason it wouldn't
i mean he has no defence against magic whatsoever
someone should tell Luthor about this
Also, Harry Potter would have to truly hate Superman to use it and I don't see that happening.
of course
what are the dessert and desert that you think would reign supreme
We should do this instead:
Because it doesn't matter if Goku's got the best healing factor ever, if the fight is over when Superman KOs him the first time.
That is so incredibly stupid.
Kryptonian martial arts!
Maybe that's why they need martial arts on Krypton. Had to kick arse the old fashioned way.
Heck, Superman taught Lois that fighting style.
Martial Arts is a lot of stuff that is useful for people with normal restrictions.
It would be a different set of shit if you could fly and move at mach ten.
If Superman knows really good martial arts he has no business getting hit as often as he does.
pretty darn high, I'd bet
It's an important discussion. This ain't the kind of thread that you fuck up with off-topic nonsense.
Superman is cool, and Goku is lame
But Goku can destroy the entire solar system in a single attack
That's way above Superman's paygrade
He doesn't turn into a golden ape so not high enough.
superman has like, eighteen breaths and a dozen visions and a dog
Please, this thread is brilliant; highlighting the futility of using rhetoric to solve problems where the metric can only be determined determined by the participants, each with an emotional stake in the outcome. It demonstrates the futility treating any position that is derived from argumentation as absolute truth because the individuals arguing inevitably desire or expect a certain outcome, even going so far as to choose what data to use and interpreting that in a way which supports their conclusions.
Thus the only way to settle any discourse in a lasting and definitive way is by Mortal Kombat, and making your point over the bodies of broken and disembowled opponents. The fact that educational institutions have not yet introduced the Mortal Kombat method of argumentation just shows that there is still very much work to be done in order to prepare children for their duties in future society. So, as you can see, Keith has shown himself to be in the ranks of great thinkers of our day with this thread being but one aspect of his genius.
Also, for the topic at hand, I will cite the case of Superman rules v Goku drools. Which definitively stated the superiority of Superman by 5 out of 9 Justices in a Supreme Court challenge.
In conclusion, anyone who disagrees with me is a butt.
batman has a dog, too
Goku has a cloud.
I will say that if it is a fight to the death
Goku is more likely to kill Superman than Superman is to kill Goku
I don't think he'd really want to at first but when push comes to shove I think Goku is more comfortable killing his enemies than Supes