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Time for the Quest to Progress once more

UncleSporkyUncleSporky Registered User regular
edited March 2007 in Games and Technology
PROGRESS QUEST IS CIVILIZATION

Read the epic backstory here!

Marvel at your selection of classes and races!

Thrill at the hundreds of quests through exotic locales!

Be astounded at the stunning artistic style!

Learn dozens of violent and whimsical spells!

Loot the corpses of your enemies!

Play for years without ever reaching the maximum level!

I am still Patsy on the Oobag server, I am quite experienced with this game by now. Level 73 Eel Man Mage Illusioner!

Some people will tell you that Enchanted Motorcycles (or rarely, Double Wookiees) are better races to combo with Mage Illusioner, but these people have clearly not explored all of their options. For one thing, my Tonsilectomy spell is at level LXIII, which is more than you can expect for most races at this level. Land Squids might make it higher by this point, but you can bet their stats will be lower overall which is too much of a tradeoff I'd say.

It would be nice to see some of you on my server but the fact is it is overcrowded, so you might have a better time on one of the newer ones. There are some long queues.

GAME ON

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  • nefffffffffffnefffffffffff Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    word

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Be on the look out for Gorsnik, my Half-Orc Ur-Paladin (level 46). He shall be stabbing monsters with his +31 Stabbity Vicious Pole-Adze.

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Oh, PQ, we had some good times. I guess I should start playing again.

    My old character is long gone, and I had to pick one of the new servers when I installed the game, so I'm Captain K the Panda Man Shiv-Knight on the Pemptus server now.

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  • nefffffffffffnefffffffffff Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    yeah. I'm Duke Hamilton the Panda Man Shic-Knight on Pemptus.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Captain K wrote: »
    Oh, PQ, we had some good times. I guess I should start playing again.

    My old character is long gone, and I had to pick one of the new servers when I installed the game, so I'm Captain K the Panda Man Shiv-Knight on the Pemptus server now.

    What level are you? Shiv-Knights are excellent DPS if you want to help me fetch a bunny.

    EDIT: Oh wait...you're not on Oobag. Roll up a character there and I can help you out.

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  • slurpeepoopslurpeepoop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    For shame! No Enchanted Motorcycle love?

    My first and favorite guy was always a Double Wookiee, but my computer has never been good enough to crank the graphics to maximum settings.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    If you're on Oobag, throw an application to the Bloodband Raiding Squad (press CTRL+A to open the guild window).

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  • UncleSporkyUncleSporky Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    What is up with Panda Man Shiv-Knights. They have no specfic advantages and yet the servers are clogged with them.

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  • The DeliveratorThe Deliverator Slingin Pies The California BurbclavesRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I am TheMarshall on Epodrine, a Level 77 Enchanted Motorcyle Robot Monk.
    There's the Enchanted Motorcyle love.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    What is up with Panda Man Shiv-Knights. They have no specfic advantages and yet the servers are clogged with them.

    Try Panda Man Mu-Fu Monks. They are everywhere on Oobag. And Demicanadian Bastard Lunatics.

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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm rolling a Talking Pony Puma Burglar for the 1st time...

    i have to say i'm pretty impressed with the abilities so far.

    nothing like rank 1 SLIME FINGER.

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  • SNESSNES Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    What's the highest possible total points I can get rerolling over and over again?

    Going to play a Demicanadian Slow Poisoner. Or Puma Burgular. Can't really decide.

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  • Dr. Phibbs McAtheyDr. Phibbs McAthey Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
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    Woo Woo!

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  • UncleSporkyUncleSporky Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
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    Woo Woo!

    I remember that ladder quest. It was kind of a bitch. Good luck.

    Also, tip: get better brassairts on your next trip to town. You'll thank me later.

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  • ArcticXCArcticXC Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I am TheMarshall on Epodrine, a Level 77 Enchanted Motorcyle Robot Monk.
    There's the Enchanted Motorcyle love.

    I hate you.

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  • DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    So last time this came up I dismissed it as retarded, but now I'm bored so I've started this up. I'm Roktrum on Pemptus, a Level 1 Half Orc Bastard Lunatic.

    So far it's been going well.

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  • AsciipandaAsciipanda Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    W...T...F?

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  • LunkerLunker Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    guild invite plz

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm level 71. How good is that?

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  • DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Woohoo, I've reached Level 2.

    Anyone got a guild going on Pemptus right now?

    I wonder if I should leave this running overnight.

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  • DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Okay, I created a guild on Pemptus.

    Not sure how to send invites or whatever.

    EDIT: No I didn't, I'm retarded. There's that learning curve for ya.

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  • UncleSporkyUncleSporky Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Woohoo, I've reached Level 2.

    Anyone got a guild going on Pemptus right now?

    I wonder if I should leave this running overnight.

    One of the few games you can do that and progress without breaking an EULA. Isn't it refreshing?

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Asciipanda wrote: »
    W...T...F?

    The learning curve is a bit high but once you get the hang of things it's very rewarding.

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  • AsciipandaAsciipanda Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Asciipanda wrote: »
    W...T...F?

    The learning curve is a bit high but once you get the hang of things it's very rewarding.

    learning curve? I seem to be sitting here and...Doing nothing,Is that the point?

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Asciipanda wrote: »
    Asciipanda wrote: »
    W...T...F?

    The learning curve is a bit high but once you get the hang of things it's very rewarding.

    learning curve? I seem to be sitting here and...Doing nothing,Is that the point?

    You should be out killing things and grabbing new gear.

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  • UncleSporkyUncleSporky Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Asciipanda wrote: »
    Asciipanda wrote: »
    W...T...F?

    The learning curve is a bit high but once you get the hang of things it's very rewarding.

    learning curve? I seem to be sitting here and...Doing nothing,Is that the point?

    Once you level up a bit, you'll be able to progress somewhat faster, although your quests will only grow longer. Just keep at it.

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  • AsciipandaAsciipanda Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    well I'm level 2 now.Is there any depth?Do I interact at all?Or do I just let it run?

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Asciipanda wrote: »
    well I'm level 2 now.Is there any depth?Do I interact at all?Or do I just let it run?

    Have you done any quests? Talk to the village elder.

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  • DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Asciipanda wrote: »
    well I'm level 2 now.Is there any depth?Do I interact at all?Or do I just let it run?

    You, uh, you're running in 3D mode, right?

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  • UncleSporkyUncleSporky Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Quite a bit of the game is straightforward and fairly streamlined compared to what you might be used to. This just cuts down on some of the mindless repitition, though, so you won't find me complaining.

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  • AsciipandaAsciipanda Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Asciipanda wrote: »
    well I'm level 2 now.Is there any depth?Do I interact at all?Or do I just let it run?

    You, uh, you're running in 3D mode, right?

    ...

    I've made a huge mistake.

    ,splain

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  • DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Asciipanda wrote: »
    Asciipanda wrote: »
    well I'm level 2 now.Is there any depth?Do I interact at all?Or do I just let it run?

    You, uh, you're running in 3D mode, right?

    ...


    I've made a huge mistake.

    Well, obviously the game would be boring if you're not running in 3D mode.

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  • WhiteZinfandelWhiteZinfandel Your insides Let me show you themRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I can't believe you guys conned me into signing up for this thing. You've let me down, but in a very distinctly PA forums way.

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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i'm disapointed i lost my file for my level 63 land squid puma burgler...

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  • DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I can't believe you guys conned me into signing up for this thing. You've let me down, but in a very distinctly PA forums way,

    I found the monthly fees quite reasonable, myself, and I'm usually opposed to such things.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I can't believe you guys conned me into signing up for this thing. You've let me down, but in a very distinctly PA forums way,
    What, this has the most involved combat system in any MMORPG?

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  • AsciipandaAsciipanda Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Asciipanda wrote: »
    Asciipanda wrote: »
    well I'm level 2 now.Is there any depth?Do I interact at all?Or do I just let it run?

    You, uh, you're running in 3D mode, right?

    ...


    I've made a huge mistake.

    Well, obviously the game would be boring if you're not running in 3D mode.

    I'm sorry for being a huge dumbass but how do I run in 3D mode?

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  • DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Asciipanda wrote: »
    Asciipanda wrote: »
    Asciipanda wrote: »
    well I'm level 2 now.Is there any depth?Do I interact at all?Or do I just let it run?

    You, uh, you're running in 3D mode, right?

    ...


    I've made a huge mistake.

    Well, obviously the game would be boring if you're not running in 3D mode.

    I'm sorry for being a huge dumbass but how do I run in 3D mode?

    What graphics card do you have? You might not be able to handle it.

    I've got Quad SLI'ed Quattro FX5600 cards with 1.5 GiB of RAM each and it still chuggs along sometimes.

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  • UncleSporkyUncleSporky Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I can't believe you guys conned me into signing up for this thing. You've let me down, but in a very distinctly PA forums way,

    The further you get in, the better it gets. Seriously, give it a few days before passing judgement.

    Also your trailing comma fills me with suspense.

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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    oh, excellent, i actually recovered my lost character.


    Excellent GM service if i do say so myself.

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