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I am still Patsy on the Oobag server, I am quite experienced with this game by now. Level 73 Eel Man Mage Illusioner!
Some people will tell you that Enchanted Motorcycles (or rarely, Double Wookiees) are better races to combo with Mage Illusioner, but these people have clearly not explored all of their options. For one thing, my Tonsilectomy spell is at level LXIII, which is more than you can expect for most races at this level. Land Squids might make it higher by this point, but you can bet their stats will be lower overall which is too much of a tradeoff I'd say.
It would be nice to see some of you on my server but the fact is it is overcrowded, so you might have a better time on one of the newer ones. There are some long queues.
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My old character is long gone, and I had to pick one of the new servers when I installed the game, so I'm Captain K the Panda Man Shiv-Knight on the Pemptus server now.
What level are you? Shiv-Knights are excellent DPS if you want to help me fetch a bunny.
EDIT: Oh wait...you're not on Oobag. Roll up a character there and I can help you out.
My first and favorite guy was always a Double Wookiee, but my computer has never been good enough to crank the graphics to maximum settings.
There's the Enchanted Motorcyle love.
Try Panda Man Mu-Fu Monks. They are everywhere on Oobag. And Demicanadian Bastard Lunatics.
i have to say i'm pretty impressed with the abilities so far.
nothing like rank 1 SLIME FINGER.
Going to play a Demicanadian Slow Poisoner. Or Puma Burgular. Can't really decide.
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I remember that ladder quest. It was kind of a bitch. Good luck.
Also, tip: get better brassairts on your next trip to town. You'll thank me later.
I hate you.
So far it's been going well.
Anyone got a guild going on Pemptus right now?
I wonder if I should leave this running overnight.
Not sure how to send invites or whatever.
EDIT: No I didn't, I'm retarded. There's that learning curve for ya.
One of the few games you can do that and progress without breaking an EULA. Isn't it refreshing?
The learning curve is a bit high but once you get the hang of things it's very rewarding.
learning curve? I seem to be sitting here and...Doing nothing,Is that the point?
You should be out killing things and grabbing new gear.
Once you level up a bit, you'll be able to progress somewhat faster, although your quests will only grow longer. Just keep at it.
Have you done any quests? Talk to the village elder.
You, uh, you're running in 3D mode, right?
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I've made a huge mistake.
,splain
Well, obviously the game would be boring if you're not running in 3D mode.
I found the monthly fees quite reasonable, myself, and I'm usually opposed to such things.
I'm sorry for being a huge dumbass but how do I run in 3D mode?
What graphics card do you have? You might not be able to handle it.
I've got Quad SLI'ed Quattro FX5600 cards with 1.5 GiB of RAM each and it still chuggs along sometimes.
The further you get in, the better it gets. Seriously, give it a few days before passing judgement.
Also your trailing comma fills me with suspense.
Excellent GM service if i do say so myself.