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Another reason not to sleep while flying

Slacker71Slacker71 subgeniusRentonRegistered User regular
edited March 2007 in Social Entropy++
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) - An off-duty Northwest Airlines employee was arrested in Minneapolis after a woman on a flight from Seattle complained that the man had ejaculated on her.

The FBI identified the man as a 20-year-old from Lakewood, Samuel Oscar Gonzalez. He's facing a misdemeanor assault charge in federal court.

A court document says the woman said she was trying to sleep in her seat on the flight early today when the man sat down in an empty seat next to her. She said he touched her and then got up and left. She then realized what had happened, and told flight attendants.

The crew moved the man to a seat near the front of the plane and called police to meet the flight.

The FBI says Gonzalez was detained after his initial appearance today in federal court in Minneapolis.

Northwest Airlines says the worker has been suspended.

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hey I'm in Minneapolis right now

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Mile High Club.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Hey I'm in Minneapolis right now

    oh my god and I'm in Seattle.

    craaazy

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Mile High Club.

    mile high rape club

    much harder to get into

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  • Solid_Snake-aSolid_Snake-a Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    what a slut

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Mile High Club.

    mile high rape club

    much harder to get into

    Not really.

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Thaaaaaaank you Northwest

    As if the aviation community didn't need another reason

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  • CarnivoreCarnivore Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    haha ill bet.

    not for want of trying tho

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  • JJJJ DailyStormer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    What an asshole.

    If there's any justice he will get assraped in prison.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Mile High Club.

    mile high rape club

    much harder to get into

    Not really.

    oh okay so what's your plan mr lindberg

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  • XythXyth Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Was she hot? This is important.

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Hey I'm in Minneapolis right now

    oh my god and I'm in Seattle.

    craaazy

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Prison?

    It's jizz, not acid.

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  • Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    She had it coming

    No pun intended

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Ashcroft, for stupidest thing said

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Mile High Club.

    mile high rape club

    much harder to get into

    Not really.

    oh okay so what's your plan mr lindberg

    Velcro tear away pants, and someone who can sing really loud to cover up the ripping sound.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    There will be more than one ripping sound.

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Ashcroft, for stupidest thing said

    Whoever you are, for king of being a stupid faggot.

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    In other flying news, some dudes from Switzerland succesfully tested a jet pack.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Ashcroft, for stupidest thing said

    Whoever you are, for king of being a stupid faggot.

    I AM THE KING AND YOU ARE MY SUBJECT

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Fuck, he's right.

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  • JJJJ DailyStormer Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    B.C. wrote: »
    In other flying news, some dudes from Switzerland succesfully tested a jet pack.

    How long until someone jack off on a sleeping woman while jetpacking over her?

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    you can't explain away this faggot tree

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  • ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    JJ wrote: »
    B.C. wrote: »
    In other flying news, some dudes from Switzerland succesfully tested a jet pack.

    How long until someone jack off on a sleeping woman while jetpacking over her?

    Get me a jetpack and we'll find out

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    Fuck, he's right.
    CAN YOU GET ME A GINGER ALE I AM A BIT PARCHED
    HERE IS SOME EXTRA MONEY GET A COKE OR SOMETHING FOR YOURSELF MAN

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'll be flying home for spring break in a few weeks on Northwest. I'll have to keep this in mind.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    a preemptive jizzing may be in order

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  • JetBlackCenterJetBlackCenter Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I wanna say which side i side with but I hate being in internet arguments.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    no one cares what you think though, because you didn't like V for Vendetta

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    The comic or the movie?

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm not sure if I should try to leave a set next to me empty, or if I should go on the offensive.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    The comic or the movie?

    search yourself and ask if it really matters

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    The comic or the movie?

    search yourself and ask if it really matters

    Yeah... Yeah. I don't care anymore.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited March 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Mile High Club.

    mile high rape club

    much harder to get into

    depends on your outlook

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    The comic or the movie?

    search yourself and ask if it really matters

    Yeah... Yeah. I don't care anymore.


    exactly

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  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    open & shut case.

    The DNA evidence was against him.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Mile High Club.

    mile high rape club

    much harder to get into

    depends on your outlook

    i mean i could maybe see someone pulling it off on a redeye but on a crowded airplane you would have to be like the d.b. cooper of rape

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Mile High Club.

    mile high rape club

    much harder to get into

    depends on your outlook

    i mean i could maybe see someone pulling it off on a redeye but on a crowded airplane you would have to be like the d.b. cooper of rape

    Airplane bathroom what what

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    it's reassuring that you've all thought about this

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Damn

    This would've been great for Pk teasing, but the dude's 20, no one's gonna fall for that.

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