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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    newt "moon base" gingrich AKA the pillsbury doughman AKA white whale holy grail AKA the one man buffet

    aka flute gingrich

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    newt "moon base" gingrich AKA the pillsbury doughman AKA white whale holy grail AKA the one man buffet

    aka flute gingrich

    aka brian wheat as has been proven

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    aka newt "Newt Gingrich's three marriages mean he might make a strong president -- really" gingrich



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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    i really need to figure out my politics

    i am nominally a republican, because i need to pick one of the two to vote in primaries in PA
    and I hated Rendell and my family is mostly republican, so 18 year old me was all sure republican

    but lots of days i feel like a pro-union anti-superstition pro-gay/human rights legalize drugs guy
    but i see tons of corruption in government

    so i wind up apathetic

    what would corruption in government have to do with being a democrat/republican.

    Just because republicans' rhetoric includes small government doesn't mean that is actually what they practice.

    i wasn's as clear as i should have been
    the whole corruption in government thing doesn't make me lean towards republicans
    it makes me lean away from politics

    and i know the presidential elections don't really matter that much
    but shit is so fucked locally i don't even know what to do
    pretty much all of the candidates are super-christians, which is really off-putting, because they aren't really christ-like at all, and i am saying that as a guy who thinks christianity is a sham

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    He may have been speaker of the house, but he's a Washington outsider...

    He may have a huge credit line at premiere jeweler Tiffany's, but he's a common man...

    He's pro small government, and pro build moon bases....

    He thinks young people should work to pay for school and student loans should not be available, but he lived off his parents and first wife while in college and didn't work because he needed time to study...

    He believes Bill Clinton having an affair is the worst thing ever, while he's having affairs...

    HE'S NEWT MAN!

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    aka roberto sanchez

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    Newt is a horrible shitstain of a man. He's everything everyone hates about politicians, distilled and purified.

    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    man

    he should've just owned a zoo


    that pisses me off so much that he wanted a zoo and didn't get it agh

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    i heard newt gringrich is actually undead and he's only animated by the blood of infants

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    i wish huntsman had stayed in the race, and not just because his last name is cool
    he actually had foreign policy experience, if i remember correctly he was ambassador to china
    i don't know if ambassadors actually do anything aside from tell stories about their kids at parties, but he probably knows our relationship with china will probably define the next 50 years

    but who knows, he probably would have come out as douchebag homophobic christian/mormon/whatever if he had stuck around

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Newt Gingrich lives by ingesting a tonic made up of infant blood, tears of the poor, and shredded images of Ronald Reagan.

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    it bugs me when we jack up people that have been here since they were kids

    like

    what do you expect them to NOT come with their parents

    and then to turn eighteen and be like well this is illegal guess i'll leave the only life i know and go back to mexico!

    what the fuck america stop having ass fucking stupid immigration policies THANKS

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    aka the walking tiffany registry aka wasp force one

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    i wish huntsman had stayed in the race, and not just because his last name is cool
    he actually had foreign policy experience, if i remember correctly he was ambassador to china
    i don't know if ambassadors actually do anything aside from tell stories about their kids at parties, but he probably knows our relationship with china will probably define the next 50 years

    but who knows, he probably would have come out as douchebag homophobic christian/mormon/whatever if he had stuck around

    huntsman did a thing during a debate when they were talking about china and i think it was either newt or santorum was shooting their mouth off

    he goes

    "Well as they'd say in china' and rattles off some chinese like fucking PERFECTLY

    someone on the internet translated it

    it meant "this guy doesn't know what he's talking about"

    go huntsman

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    aka the walking tiffany registry aka wasp force one

    aka polar bear joe aka Whitey

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    FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    I'm gonna vote for Stewart Alexander this year - see if I regret it later.

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    i really need to figure out my politics

    i am nominally a republican, because i need to pick one of the two to vote in primaries in PA
    and I hated Rendell and my family is mostly republican, so 18 year old me was all sure republican

    but lots of days i feel like a pro-union anti-superstition pro-gay/human rights legalize drugs guy
    but i see tons of corruption in government

    so i wind up apathetic

    yo i don't know what to say if you're only pro human rights "lots of days" and not all of days

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    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    He may have been speaker of the house, but he's a Washington outsider...

    He may have a huge credit line at premiere jeweler Tiffany's, but he's a common man...

    He's pro small government, and pro build moon bases....

    He thinks young people should work to pay for school and student loans should not be available, but he lived off his parents and first wife while in college and didn't work because he needed time to study...

    He believes Bill Clinton having an affair is the worst thing ever, while he's having affairs...

    HE'S NEWT MAN!

    His campaign may be $4 million in debt, but he's the man to fix the deficit.

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    newt "moon base" gingrich AKA the pillsbury doughman AKA white whale holy grail AKA the one man buffet

    aka the wife whisperer aka the human pork barrel aka two cranes aka the patron saint of government shutdowns aka the stay puft marshmallow man aka the michelin man aka big baby jebus aka jimmy newtron aka the grinch who stole christmas ham aka yes we klan aka we bought a zoo and ate it

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    i wish huntsman had stayed in the race, and not just because his last name is cool
    he actually had foreign policy experience, if i remember correctly he was ambassador to china
    i don't know if ambassadors actually do anything aside from tell stories about their kids at parties, but he probably knows our relationship with china will probably define the next 50 years

    but who knows, he probably would have come out as douchebag homophobic christian/mormon/whatever if he had stuck around

    huntsman did a thing during a debate when they were talking about china and i think it was either newt or santorum was shooting their mouth off

    he goes

    "Well as they'd say in china' and rattles off some chinese like fucking PERFECTLY

    someone on the internet translated it

    it meant "this guy doesn't know what he's talking about"

    go huntsman

    yeah, that was great
    i didn't see it, but i read about it

    but he's gone, and is raising money for cancer research

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    here's a question

    when newt announced that he'd stop running in a week

    why did he wait a week to stop running

    why

    why did he not just stop running then, did he want to just blow more money? go to one more chicken dinner? hang on to his last moments of relevance as he realized that his career was over now that people know he's really three midgets in a trenchcoat?

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    huntsman had a bad tax plan but he was the most qualified to run on the republican ticket



    here he is re: same-sex couples
    http://thinkprogress.org/lgbt/2011/08/23/301894/why-jon-huntsmans-policy-of-showing-a-little-more-equality-and-respect-to-gay-americans-doesnt-make-sense/?mobile=nc

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    aka the walking tiffany registry aka wasp force one

    These are good.

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    ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    here's a question

    when newt announced that he'd stop running in a week

    why did he wait a week to stop running

    why

    why did he not just stop running then, did he want to just blow more money? go to one more chicken dinner? hang on to his last moments of relevance as he realized that his career was over now that people know he's really three midgets in a trenchcoat?

    probably to try and force people to just fall in line instead of losing his support

    that kind of tantrum-throwing was one of hitler's very favorite tactics, for the record

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    i think if huntsman had stuck with it he might have actually given obama a run for his moeny because he was the only candidate that wasn't just a colossal turd

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    here's a question

    when newt announced that he'd stop running in a week

    why did he wait a week to stop running

    why

    why did he not just stop running then, did he want to just blow more money? go to one more chicken dinner? hang on to his last moments of relevance as he realized that his career was over now that people know he's really three midgets in a trenchcoat?
    Because he's a dipshit and a twat. After 20 years of enduring his public persona we can say this with confidence.

    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    oh man this guy

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/04/ted-nugent-interview-cbs_n_1477021.html
    Nugent later apologized for the outburst after pressure from his wife.

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Arang wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    here's a question

    when newt announced that he'd stop running in a week

    why did he wait a week to stop running

    why

    why did he not just stop running then, did he want to just blow more money? go to one more chicken dinner? hang on to his last moments of relevance as he realized that his career was over now that people know he's really three midgets in a trenchcoat?

    probably to try and force people to just fall in line instead of losing his support

    that kind of tantrum-throwing was one of hitler's very favorite tactics, for the record

    newt gingrich aka old man hitler

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    huntsman had a bad tax plan but he was the most qualified to run on the republican ticket



    here he is re: same-sex couples
    http://thinkprogress.org/lgbt/2011/08/23/301894/why-jon-huntsmans-policy-of-showing-a-little-more-equality-and-respect-to-gay-americans-doesnt-make-sense/?mobile=nc

    that is one of the most articulate "i don't want to deal with this" dodges i have seen in a while
    which is shameful

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    here's a question

    when newt announced that he'd stop running in a week

    why did he wait a week to stop running

    why

    why did he not just stop running then, did he want to just blow more money? go to one more chicken dinner? hang on to his last moments of relevance as he realized that his career was over now that people know he's really three midgets in a trenchcoat?

    Gotta get all those desperate supporters to make one last donation because they think it might turn your campaign around but you're really gonna spend that shit on a platinum chain that reads Speaker of the House of Pancakes.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    it bugs me when we jack up people that have been here since they were kids

    like

    what do you expect them to NOT come with their parents

    and then to turn eighteen and be like well this is illegal guess i'll leave the only life i know and go back to mexico!

    what the fuck america stop having ass fucking stupid immigration policies THANKS

    I understand the anger towards illegals being here and reaping benefits while not paying into the system. The problem is that the problem is no where near as huge and costly as some of the real crazies who spout off racist nonsense and anti-immigration shit try to claim. In fact, it's extremely difficult to track, and the numbers they put out never balance any drain on local, state, and federal resources with any boon to them.

    Even if Juan jumped the fence, is illegal, and takes all he can from the system, if he's working in the US and living in the US he's buying goods and services in the US. He's also doing work that people in the US would not do.

    I've had to interject several times when people at work were going off on illegals and damn Mecicans, and how they take ur jorbs.

    Like really, some guy sneaking in from Mexico or some lady from Guatemala is really coming to the US and stealing all the investment banker, software engineer, and laboratory manager jobs. We need to protect the great paying industries like fruit picking, ridiculously strenuous physical labor on construction sites, and dish washing sanitation engineer jobs for 'Mericans!

    It would benefit all of us to make these people actual citizens. Treat them like human beings, fairly tax them, and utilize the labor force where it's needed. I guess that's too compassionate or human for some people. Almost something christ would do.

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    ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    ted nugent's pro-gun agenda is pretty funny given that he literally shat his pants to stay out of vietnam

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    i heard newt gingrich is a drug cartel

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    huntsman had a bad tax plan but he was the most qualified to run on the republican ticket



    here he is re: same-sex couples
    http://thinkprogress.org/lgbt/2011/08/23/301894/why-jon-huntsmans-policy-of-showing-a-little-more-equality-and-respect-to-gay-americans-doesnt-make-sense/?mobile=nc

    that is one of the most articulate "i don't want to deal with this" dodges i have seen in a while
    which is shameful

    yeah. yeah. I'm just irritated by the opinions of people in positions of power or who have the potential to hold them.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    I was at a dinner in Portland back around Thanksgiving and this guy that was there felt that instead of just polite chatter, he needed to rant about how unemployment should be abolished because all homeless are drawing unemployment and he's a self-made thousandaire.

    I had never wanted a sharper butter knife.

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    homeless people get their unemployment money all the time at the addresses they don't have because they're homeless

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    Arang wrote: »
    ted nugent's pro-gun agenda is pretty funny given that he literally shat his pants to stay out of vietnam

    Not to mention he's a fucktard that illegally shoots game over bait and takes more than the legal limits. Way to be an icon of game hunting Ted...really nice to see you following the "I do what I want to do" method of smart hunting.

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Hunter wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    it bugs me when we jack up people that have been here since they were kids

    like

    what do you expect them to NOT come with their parents

    and then to turn eighteen and be like well this is illegal guess i'll leave the only life i know and go back to mexico!

    what the fuck america stop having ass fucking stupid immigration policies THANKS

    I understand the anger towards illegals being here and reaping benefits while not paying into the system. The problem is that the problem is no where near as huge and costly as some of the real crazies who spout off racist nonsense and anti-immigration shit try to claim. In fact, it's extremely difficult to track, and the numbers they put out never balance any drain on local, state, and federal resources with any boon to them.

    Even if Juan jumped the fence, is illegal, and takes all he can from the system, if he's working in the US and living in the US he's buying goods and services in the US. He's also doing work that people in the US would not do.

    I've had to interject several times when people at work were going off on illegals and damn Mecicans, and how they take ur jorbs.

    Like really, some guy sneaking in from Mexico or some lady from Guatemala is really coming to the US and stealing all the investment banker, software engineer, and laboratory manager jobs. We need to protect the great paying industries like fruit picking, ridiculously strenuous physical labor on construction sites, and dish washing sanitation engineer jobs for 'Mericans!

    It would benefit all of us to make these people actual citizens. Treat them like human beings, fairly tax them, and utilize the labor force where it's needed. I guess that's too compassionate or human for some people. Almost something christ would do.

    also the people with fake SSNs that get real paychecks and pay taxes that they never get back because they can't file a return because they're here illegally

    yeah those dirty mexicans stealing our jobs and paying taxes that they never get back

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