So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
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Pretty much like if there is one kind of amphibian or duck that has fangs and can spit venom in all the world, and the venom can kill a grown man in 10 minutes, and there is no known antidote, then that thing lives in Australia.
Oh, and it knows all about human beings. And hates them.
I don't think the Australian reputation for rugged individualism is unearned at all. If mother nature from down under hasn't killed you after this long, you must be doing something right.
Australia isn't that bad thanks to things like the megafauna going extinct about the time humans came around.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_megafauna
Bullockornis planei (the 'Demon Duck of Doom') was another huge member of the Dromornithidae. It was up to 2.5 metres tall and weighed up to 250 kilograms, and was probably carnivorous.
Varanus priscus (formerly Megalania prisca) was a giant, carnivorous goanna that might have grown to as long as 7 metres (23 feet), and weighed up to 1,940 kilograms (Molnar, 2004).
Australia isn't that bad thanks to things like the megafauna going extinct about the time humans came around.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_megafauna
Bullockornis planei (the 'Demon Duck of Doom') was another huge member of the Dromornithidae. It was up to 2.5 metres tall and weighed up to 250 kilograms, and was probably carnivorous.
Varanus priscus (formerly Megalania prisca) was a giant, carnivorous goanna that might have grown to as long as 7 metres (23 feet), and weighed up to 1,940 kilograms (Molnar, 2004).
That won't work. Humanity already sent the most dangerous convicts in the world to it. They just adapted. Now you want to mutate everything with radiation?
That won't work. Humanity already sent the most dangerous convicts in the world to it. They just adapted. Now you want to mutate everything with radiation?
Australia is scary. With their lack of austerity measures, and improving wages for all economic classes.
I talked to an Australian on a plane a year go. He said he was on vacation in the U.S., and that he was some kind of welder in the desert back home.
So automatically I was thinking "harumph, blue collar work!" while I removed my monocle and polished it with my microfiber cloth made from the hide of an extinct animal, because Americans are assholes conditioned to stigmatize trade work.
Then homey told me what he made in terms of U.S. dollars, complete with hazard pay, and I realized that he earned more than about 70% of all Americans, and had the same lavish vacation time that is customary in pretty much every place except America.
They sure aren't big on mistreating their workers in Australia, was the impression I got.
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That p well sums up how I think of Australia.
I don't know how anyone can stay alive there.
Pretty much like if there is one kind of amphibian or duck that has fangs and can spit venom in all the world, and the venom can kill a grown man in 10 minutes, and there is no known antidote, then that thing lives in Australia.
Oh, and it knows all about human beings. And hates them.
I don't think the Australian reputation for rugged individualism is unearned at all. If mother nature from down under hasn't killed you after this long, you must be doing something right.
For people with 15-year-old vaginas.
You're sexist!
You're a young girl.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_megafauna
I don't find young girls attractive
I just find grown women dressed as young girls attractive
A slippery slope before you find yourself queerly drawn toward that brooding reef of newly grown pubic hair and dive into the black abyss, forever.
Oh, they never went extinct.
They are only waiting.
Australia: Where spiders will cover an entire area.
That's a p gross reef.
Only way to be sure.
That won't work. Humanity already sent the most dangerous convicts in the world to it. They just adapted. Now you want to mutate everything with radiation?
Life is full of surprises.
How about rods from god?
I talked to an Australian on a plane a year go. He said he was on vacation in the U.S., and that he was some kind of welder in the desert back home.
So automatically I was thinking "harumph, blue collar work!" while I removed my monocle and polished it with my microfiber cloth made from the hide of an extinct animal, because Americans are assholes conditioned to stigmatize trade work.
Then homey told me what he made in terms of U.S. dollars, complete with hazard pay, and I realized that he earned more than about 70% of all Americans, and had the same lavish vacation time that is customary in pretty much every place except America.
They sure aren't big on mistreating their workers in Australia, was the impression I got.
First he completely misses the PAX passes on sale, then he completely misses the PAX forum with his post. His face must be so red right now.
no holiday
etc
Pfft I'm government.
30 days a year, bitches. Not including the actual holidays.
And a large chunk of Americans want government workers to be fucked over even more than normal workers.
i bet u work for the criminal federal reserve where you debase the gold to make sure we cant return to the glod standard
or an old transwoman
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I worked with a Polish guy once, is that close enough?
what for
Yeah that's right gold, you bitch, what are you huh? Just lead with 3 fewer protons.
a white russian or a black russian?
I didn't drink enough beer.
Fiat currency indeed.
Stalin's slogan was "Life had got better, life has got jollier/more cheerful/happier" etc etc, I see a million translations
What I want is a romanization of the actual russian phrase
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