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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    They should have used the spider machine from Wild Wild West
    Weaver.

    Weaver.

    The more I see you post, the more I am convinced that hanging out and drinking with you more often would be a good plan.

    God help us if Darth moves up here.

    naporeon on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    Yeah, I love women.

    I'm just not sure that I want to live with one ever again.

    Man.

    Talk about complete fucking torture.

    my scars

    let me show you them
    BWAHAHAHA.

    Anyhow.

    New plan.

    They can move in, but after two years, I turn them in for a newer model.

    Oh...wait.

    That's pretty much the old plan.

    naporeon on
  • ElectricBoogalooElectricBoogaloo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    jwalk wrote: »
    Bride's family pays for that hahah.

    Maybe in some sort of fantasy land where either of our familes actually has money.

    ElectricBoogaloo on
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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    God help us if Darth moves up here.

    If you see a job with decent pay, let me know and I can be there in a month.

    Darth Waiter on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    They should have used the spider machine from Wild Wild West
    Weaver.

    Weaver.

    The more I see you post, the more I am convinced that hanging out and drinking with you more often would be a good plan.

    God help us if Darth moves up here.

    Goddamnit Nap how I am supposed to manage all of these newsletter subscriptions?

    Weaver on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Our wedding was about $3000 total when all was said and done.

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  • ElectricBoogalooElectricBoogaloo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    3000 dollars to me is 2 used cars and a pack of newports.

    in the ghettooooooo

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    jordyn did you guys have an open bar

    mrpaku on
  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Our wedding was about $3000 total when all was said and done.

    I swear... the cost of seeing a movie in theaters these days...

    Aneurhythmia on
  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    They should have used the spider machine from Wild Wild West

    Well I'm a badass cowboy livin in the Wild Wild West wicky-wicky-wick-yo-yo-bang-bang.

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    I thought you were dead

    Nope, just dead inside. I'm just glad my reproductive organs are on the outside.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    jordyn did you guys have an open bar

    We had a keg.

    And then when that ran out, people went and bought more beer.

    My family was totally fucking wasted.

    And all my friends were like "oh now I get why you don't drink."

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    jordyn did you guys have an open bar

    We had a keg.

    And then when that ran out, people went and bought more beer.

    My family was totally fucking wasted.

    And all my friends were like "oh now I get why you don't drink."

    i'm sort of guessing mine will have the same effect only with my friends saying "oh this is why you drink"

    a couple of kegs actually sounds a lot more economical and maybe like a really good idea

    mrpaku on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    We're just going to enough champagne for everyone to have a glass or two at the reception. Some of the guest have been through rehab for alcoholism and we don't want to tempt them too much.

    Weaver on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    If for some bizarre reason I ever get married, keg stands will be mandatory for all guests. Even the kids.

    Druhim on
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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    If for some bizarre reason I ever get married, keg stands will be mandatory for all guests. Even the kids.

    I'll be there.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    If for some bizarre reason I ever get married, keg stands will be mandatory for all guests. Even the kids.

    druhim you're awesome

    mrpaku on
  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    If for some bizarre reason I ever get married, keg stands will be mandatory for all guests. Even the kids.

    That would be a fantastic wedding

    Mister Longbaugh on
  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    We're just going to enough champagne for everyone to have a glass or two at the reception. Some of the guest have been through rehab for alcoholism and we don't want to tempt them too much.


    We had an open bar and everyone drank until they threw up.

    GABBO GABBO GABBO on
  • WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm lucky that my parents and hers are both putting in 5K. So now the idea is to save up a little over 10K in the next year to cover about 5K for the wedding, then have a nice honeymoon.

    The more I talk to my parents though the more I think they are going to give more money than the 5K. They keep talking about things that would be "nice to have" and hinting that we shouldn't worry about the money.

    It probably helps that they'd probably rather have her in the family over me.

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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm gonna have hookas and beer bongs everywhere.

    jwalk on
  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I'm going to get married in some far off land so the only the people who really want to be there will come.

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  • WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    We're just going to enough champagne for everyone to have a glass or two at the reception. Some of the guest have been through rehab for alcoholism and we don't want to tempt them too much.


    We had an open bar and everyone drank until they threw up.

    My mom apparently doesn't like the idea of us charging guests for drinks. Our current plan is that if we don't do an open bar, it'll be a loonie ($1) bar and we'll donate the money to charity. Even at $1/drink it makes sure people will finish each drink before getting another. We have no issue getting the 180 or so people hammered, but it's nice if they're not wasting extra booze.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    "The Worst Week of My Life" was a really good show.

    Lord Dave on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    If for some bizarre reason I ever get married, keg stands will be mandatory for all guests. Even the kids.

    My grandma did a kegstand at my brother's graduation party.

    Bunch of frat guys hoisted her up.

    It was weird.

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  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    If for some bizarre reason I ever get married, keg stands will be mandatory for all guests. Even the kids.

    My grandma did a kegstand at my brother's graduation party.

    Bunch of frat guys hoisted her up.

    It was weird.

    For all your protestations against drinking, your posts are always filled with excellent reasons to start.

    Aslan on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    at my wedding, my great aunt was really drunk and she kept trying to kiss my cheek except she's short so she kept hitting my neck instead and that was weird too.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    it's all fun and games until dad gets drunk and makes a jewish joke and her grandpa takes a swing at him

    mrpaku on
  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Weretaco wrote: »
    I'm lucky that my parents and hers are both putting in 5K. So now the idea is to save up a little over 10K in the next year to cover about 5K for the wedding, then have a nice honeymoon.

    The more I talk to my parents though the more I think they are going to give more money than the 5K. They keep talking about things that would be "nice to have" and hinting that we shouldn't worry about the money.

    It probably helps that they'd probably rather have her in the family over me.


    Good god don't spend that money.
    Seriously, having done the whole ceremony thing, sure I had fun, and sure it was nice seeing everyone, but that 20k is a nice down payment on a house you know?
    I wish we'd done that.

    GABBO GABBO GABBO on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Druhim, I don't drink beer. I will be out-of-luck at your hypothetical wedding.

    Unless we are allowed to pound shots in lieu of a keg-stand.

    naporeon on
  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    We're just going to enough champagne for everyone to have a glass or two at the reception. Some of the guest have been through rehab for alcoholism and we don't want to tempt them too much.


    We had an open bar and everyone drank until they threw up.

    My invitation must've gotten lost somewhere in the mail.

    Aneurhythmia on
  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Druhim, I don't drink beer. I will be out-of-luck at your hypothetical wedding.

    Unless we are allowed to pound shots in lieu of a keg-stand.
    Dude why don't you drink beer?

    Unless you say "Celiac Disease" I'm going to say that's one of the sillier things I've ever heard -- drinking, but not drinking beer, huh.

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  • fallaxdracofallaxdraco Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Druhim, I don't drink beer. I will be out-of-luck at your hypothetical wedding.

    Unless we are allowed to pound shots in lieu of a keg-stand.

    why don't you drink beer? just don't like weak alcohol when you could have the concentrated stuff?

    damn beaten to it

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Druhim, I don't drink beer. I will be out-of-luck at your hypothetical wedding.

    Unless we are allowed to pound shots in lieu of a keg-stand.

    Keg stands

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  • ElectricBoogalooElectricBoogaloo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Druhim, I don't drink beer. I will be out-of-luck at your hypothetical wedding.

    Unless we are allowed to pound shots in lieu of a keg-stand.

    why don't you drink beer? just don't like weak alcohol when you could have the concentrated stuff?

    damn beaten to it

    So we meet again.

    ElectricBoogaloo on
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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Look, fuckers, I don't see the point of beer. It tastes like piss, makes you feel all full and shit, and in terms of volume, you have to drink way more to achieve the same level of intoxication.

    I will take a pint of Maker's over a pint of Mongoose IPA anyday.

    naporeon on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Rachel can't drink beer or she gets red splotches. She is limited to non-hop based beverages and the hard stuff. but she rarely ever drinks anyways, although she was one puking at new years

    Weaver on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Keg stands


    Ok, seriously it is the most beautiful day we've had in quite a while so fuck this noise I'm going outside. In fact, I think I'll jog over to Trader Joe's.

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  • fallaxdracofallaxdraco Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    t naporeon - I drink medium-to-expensive beer with food because eventually you develop a taste for it, and the minute amount of alcohol can make you feel a little better after just a couple. You can drink without getting drunk.

    GOOD beer does not taste like piss, so it's a shame you've been conditioned away from the good stuff by the garbage that most drink

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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    It's pretty tacky to ask your guests to fly themselves out for your wedding, and buy you a wedding gift, then charge them for drinks at the bar...

    jwalk on
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