Married With [chat]dren

emnmnme

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExJq7jLGBL8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5lf837N-r0

RMS Oceanic

Ehhhhhhh no Peg

*Flushes Toilet*

simonwolf

Honk

The very worst tv show.

Nerdgasmic

Married with @elldren

simonwolf

And here I was all prepared with my [chat] Garrett & Billy the Kid thread

someday

someday

syndalis

Married with Children was the BEST show.

At least the first season or two.

I also liked the series finale.

A lot of the middle of the show was shit, though.

emnmnme

syndalis wrote: »

Married with Children was the BEST show.

At least the first season or two.

I also liked the series finale.

A lot of the middle of the show was shit, though.

... IT WENT ON FOR 11 SEASONS!

21stCentury

I don't think They had "Married With Children" where i lived.

Well, maybe on the original channel, but back then, i couldn't understand English.

Organichu

did you guys know that al bundy is a very experienced grappler

true story

syndalis

emnmnme wrote: »

syndalis wrote: »

Married with Children was the BEST show.

At least the first season or two.

I also liked the series finale.

A lot of the middle of the show was shit, though.

... IT WENT ON FOR 11 SEASONS!

Marcy's second husband was less enjoyable.

Bud as a rapper was dumb.

But the Santa claus episode is one of the best "Christmas Specials" of all time.

emnmnme

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK7HYt6_UvY

Organichu

oh, al

bowen

I am still not sure why I hated that show as much as I did.

RMS Oceanic

For a moment I thought that was William Shatner.

simonwolf

My parents absolutely loathed Married with Children, and thus I was barred from ever watching it

the same applied to Ren and Stimpy

Echo

Some fairly popular Swedish travel journal site where people could upload pictures and stuff is getting shut down since it's not generating any profits.

Comments on that article: people saying how cheap hard drives are and they totally bought a powerful computer for 300 dollars and thus it doesn't cost much to maintain that site.

Nerdgasmic

Ren and stimpy, sucked, though

Jacobkosh

simonwolf

Echo wrote: »

Some fairly popular Swedish travel journal site where people could upload pictures and stuff is getting shut down since it's not generating any profits.

Comments on that article: people saying how cheap hard drives are and they totally bought a powerful computer for 300 dollars and thus it doesn't cost much to maintain that site.

back in my day, we ran travel websites with nothing but a lightbulb and a bicycle to generate the power

the swedish youth of today haven't got work ethic

RMS Oceanic

Echo wrote: »

Some fairly popular Swedish travel journal site where people could upload pictures and stuff is getting shut down since it's not generating any profits.

Comments on that article: people saying how cheap hard drives are and they totally bought a powerful computer for 300 dollars and thus it doesn't cost much to maintain that site.

What is this Earth concept you call "bandwidth"?

Winky

Jacobkosh wrote: »

Should distribute these in the Falkland Islands.

Nerdgasmic

Why

Winky

simonwolf wrote: »

Echo wrote: »

Some fairly popular Swedish travel journal site where people could upload pictures and stuff is getting shut down since it's not generating any profits.

Comments on that article: people saying how cheap hard drives are and they totally bought a powerful computer for 300 dollars and thus it doesn't cost much to maintain that site.

back in my day, we ran travel websites with nothing but a lightbulb and a bicycle to generate the power

the swedish youth of today haven't got work ethic

That or they haven't got any bicycles

Echo

I'll cut ya

simonwolf

Winky wrote: »

Should distribute these in the Falkland Islands.

The Amazon Rainforest does not fall within the borders of Argentina.

*pushes up glasses*

Winky

Also I am aware that the Amazon is nowhere near Argentina, but I won't let my joke suffer reality.

21stCentury

Oh man, i've got a feelin today won't be a great day.

Stupid weather governing my emotions.

RMS Oceanic

Winky wrote: »

simonwolf wrote: »

Echo wrote: »

Some fairly popular Swedish travel journal site where people could upload pictures and stuff is getting shut down since it's not generating any profits.

Comments on that article: people saying how cheap hard drives are and they totally bought a powerful computer for 300 dollars and thus it doesn't cost much to maintain that site.

back in my day, we ran travel websites with nothing but a lightbulb and a bicycle to generate the power

the swedish youth of today haven't got work ethic

That or they haven't got any bicycles

Just patch it with bootstraps.

Organichu

would you say that we're entering... a zone... of danger

simonwolf

RMS Oceanic wrote: »

Winky wrote: »

simonwolf wrote: »

Echo wrote: »

Some fairly popular Swedish travel journal site where people could upload pictures and stuff is getting shut down since it's not generating any profits.

Comments on that article: people saying how cheap hard drives are and they totally bought a powerful computer for 300 dollars and thus it doesn't cost much to maintain that site.

back in my day, we ran travel websites with nothing but a lightbulb and a bicycle to generate the power

the swedish youth of today haven't got work ethic

That or they haven't got any bicycles

Just patch it with bootstraps.

back in my day, we had to make our own bootstraps

kids these days want someone else to give 'em bootstraps to pull themselves up with

feh and peh

Gonmun

Morning [chat]. Hope all is well for folks today.

Winky

simonwolf wrote: »

RMS Oceanic wrote: »

Winky wrote: »

simonwolf wrote: »

Echo wrote: »

Some fairly popular Swedish travel journal site where people could upload pictures and stuff is getting shut down since it's not generating any profits.

Comments on that article: people saying how cheap hard drives are and they totally bought a powerful computer for 300 dollars and thus it doesn't cost much to maintain that site.

back in my day, we ran travel websites with nothing but a lightbulb and a bicycle to generate the power

the swedish youth of today haven't got work ethic

That or they haven't got any bicycles

Just patch it with bootstraps.

back in my day, we had to make our own bootstraps

kids these days want someone else to give 'em bootstraps to pull themselves up with

feh and peh

Then when I tell them to make their own bootstraps, they start demanding bootstrap leather!

They ought to just get the bootstrap leather from their own bootstraps I say.

21stCentury

hmm, apparently Amazon suggests i get Flex Mentallo: Man of Muscle Mystery.

I don't know, that sounds like a pretty silly subtitle to me.

Winky

21stCentury wrote: »

hmm, apparently Amazon suggests i get Flex Mentallo: Man of Muscle Mystery.

I don't know, that sounds like a pretty silly subtitle to me.

I don't know if you're being sarcastic or not, but if you are interested in Flex you might want to speak to Jacob

Jacobkosh

@Bogart @poshniallo @desc @RiemannLives @elldren @Pony @Thomamelas @Dread Pirate Arbuthnot @Rear Admiral Choco

this thread is hilarisad: http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?498580-Gm-Dickery-Horror-Stories-Share-Yours

I played with a guy that begged and whined and pleaded for a month for a bunch of us to let him run a Robotech campaign and when he gave in, it went something like this.

We spent between two to three hours making characters, as he had a very specific idea and demanded that we make characters that fit his idea. None of us had a problem with this so we did our best to make some in-depth characters ties and other detailed background data for our PCs. After laboring for a few hours, he started us off with this:

GM: OK, you're all in your mecha in the the belly of a huge REF transport ship. Your mission is to intercept and destroy an Invid scouting party that is heading towards the planet's hidden REF outpost. Suddenly, the transport ship's pilot comes over your communicators and tells you that the Invid have spotted the transport and are moving to intercept? What do you do?

PC 1 & 2: We take off in our Cyclones' armor mode!
PC 3(me): I launch my Veritech and maneuver to intercept the Invid.

GM: (Snorting Laughter)"You guys don't even signal for them pilot to open the launch bay doors?!? OK, you all slam into the bay door and take..."

He paused to roll for damage at this point, but we took away all of his dice and did our damndest to stone him to death with them.

So back in college, there was this DM. And he didn't like to play much. So generally when he showed up he'd either DM or whinge until he got to. One session the girl in our group had this character she luuuvvvvved. It was like her favorite character ever. A drow assassin or something like that. And she'd been playing this character for something like 3 years. It was insane. Anyway, DM guy kills the character. Female player asks to get out of, you know, death. It was fairly standard in all our games. Death wasn't dead and gone. Usually, DMs would work some sort of resurrection quest in the story or something. It's D&D.

Anyway, DM tells girl that she can not be dead if she gives him a backrub. So she goes over, sort of teary eyed about her PC, and works his shoulders and neck. For like 15 seconds or something.

Meanwhile, the girl's boyfriend is sitting right there the whole time. And he's one of the DM's best buds. DM is staring at him the whole time in some sort of pimply alpha-male behavior.

Nerdgasmic

Wonky I don't get your joke

simonwolf

Back in my day, when we wanted to pull ourselves up by the bootstraps, we had to go hunt the rare bootstrap creature ourselves

in the snow

uphill

in our fathers pajamas

Winky

Nerdgasmic wrote: »

Wonky I don't get your joke

Argentina is in a dispute over control of the Falkland Islands.

I was implying (erroneously) that Argentinians are "Amazonian Masters".

emnmnme

Nerdgasmic wrote: »

Wonky I don't get your joke

To be honest, the joke was pretty wonky.

21stCentury

Winky wrote: »

21stCentury wrote: »

hmm, apparently Amazon suggests i get Flex Mentallo: Man of Muscle Mystery.

I don't know, that sounds like a pretty silly subtitle to me.

I don't know if you're being sarcastic or not, but if you are interested in Flex you might want to speak to Jacob

I'm only half-sarcastic, but i know basically everyone here will tell me to get it.

You must admit, though, that the title is a bit silly. is the main mystery his muscles? Does he actually solve mysteries using his muscles?