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I got these pop-tarts, man

BergyBergy Registered User regular
edited March 2007 in Social Entropy++
Strawberry Cheese Danish.

They have what appears to be vanilla and strawberry icing on the outside

they seem pretty wild

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    msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Vanilla icing? More like semen.

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    PataPata Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pop tarts are a good lazy breakfast.

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    SpoonySpoony Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Cheese in a Pop-Tart? What?

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    BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    No, I'm pretty sure its vanilla, man, its white.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Pop Tarts are too dry.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited March 2007
    Bergy wrote: »
    Strawberry Cheese Danish.

    They have what appears to be vanilla and strawberry icing on the outside

    they seem pretty wild

    gross

    you should've gotten smores

    they are better

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    BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    go-tarts are the superior breakfast snack.

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    CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Spoony wrote: »
    Cheese in a Pop-Tart? What?

    They're not sticking fucking cheddar in a Pop-tart. It's like a cheese danish. Those are fucking delish.

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    BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Nah man I was just trying them.

    I prefer a warm apple cinnamon to really any pop-tart.

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    EtchEtch Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I like putting the new chocolaty type pop-tarts in the freezer

    *munch munch*

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Bergy wrote: »
    Strawberry Cheese Danish.

    They have what appears to be vanilla and strawberry icing on the outside

    they seem pretty wild

    gross

    you should've gotten smores

    they are better

    Smores are okay but you need to time it so you still have some juice or something to wash it down with after the last bite of tart.

    Because dammit if you just finish with the smore and then think you can walk away you'll find your mouth has been robbed of all moisture.

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    QuirkQuirk Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    i havent eaten pop-tarts in years, and i never see them in the UK....which is good cos im fat enough as it is

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Bergy wrote: »
    Strawberry Cheese Danish.

    They have what appears to be vanilla and strawberry icing on the outside

    they seem pretty wild

    gross

    you should've gotten smores

    they are better

    God I was about to post that. Anyways, he speaks the truth. Smores or GTFO

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Cinnamon

    Should be called

    Sinnamon

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    apple cinammon are the only pop-tarts that matter

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    god dammit

    my day was shitty enough before i clicked on a link to bmezine and was faced with a dude who'd sliced half of his thumb off

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Brown Sugar Cinimon.


    That or Strawberry Milkshake.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    god dammit

    my day was shitty enough before i clicked on a link to bmezine and was faced with a dude who'd sliced half of his thumb off

    you sure do like some shitty porn, ori

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    That's what you get for trusting Warren Ellis.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    That's what you get for trusting Warren Ellis.

    fuck him

    usually it's just some wierd piercings

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    Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    does anyone even actually put them in the toaster i mean i just kind of open the wrapper and eat them

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    This thread is making me hongry

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    This thread is making me horny

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Smores are the best pop tarts

    But cherry is pretty good too

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    does anyone even actually put them in the toaster i mean i just kind of open the wrapper and eat them

    That's what I thought you did with them for years

    Like when I was ten I had no idea you could or should even put them in the toaster

    When I figured it out I was like

    "Holy shit this is delicious"

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    does anyone even actually put them in the toaster i mean i just kind of open the wrapper and eat them


    They are good like that, but a billion times the good when toasted. Especially the Smores one. I got one from a vending machine and decided to wait 7 hours until I could get home and toast that baby.

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    That's what you get for trusting Warren Ellis.

    fuck him

    usually it's just some wierd piercings

    Unless it's a penis peeled open like a banana. Or a dual nipple. Or a geezer hanging from his balls 'til they're all swollen and purple. D:

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    That's what you get for trusting Warren Ellis.

    fuck him

    usually it's just some wierd piercings

    Unless it's a penis peeled open like a banana. Or a dual nipple. Or a geezer hanging from his balls 'til they're all swollen and purple. D:

    that one was oddly hilarous, though

    eww to penis banana

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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    No one recognizes bergy anymore

    Dark times

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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough poptarts.
    Motherfuckers.
    Smores is awesome, but pales to the tripC-D yo.

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